Ohhhhhhhh My GOSH! Where my Milk!?

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Woke up, showered, turned the comp on, threw some waffles in the toaster, posted.

Then it happened......

I opened the fridge to pour a big tall glass of cold milk, and we're bone dry.

......not even Orange Juice. Only water.

And my waffles are slabbed with crunchy peanut butter. What the heck am I suppose to do?
 
Waffles with Peanut butter... somehow that sounds rather appetizing right about now...

As as for what you should do... kill yourself, and give me your waffles... I have milk.
 
This is terrible, water doesn't do this justice.
I'm trying to douse it in syrup to make it more juicy.
 
Look in your cupboards for cocoa-chocolate powder, every home usually has a stash somewhere.
 
Put it in the microwave and run to the store. Quick! A lack of milk in the house is a bad omen. Someone's pet will die soon.
 
Gunner said:
Look in your cupboards for cocoa-chocolate powder, every home usually has a stash somewhere.
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No good, I've only got Whey Protein.
I'm down to one waffle
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Uriel said:
Woke up, showered, turned the comp on, threw some waffles in the toaster, posted.

Then it happened......

I opened the fridge to pour a big tall glass of cold milk, and we're bone dry.

......not even Orange Juice. Only water.

And my waffles are slabbed with crunchy peanut butter. What the heck am I suppose to do?
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but dont you live on a farm? cant you just go give ole bessie a couple of pulls and voila! freshly squeezed milk?
 
Mormons can have waffles?

Heh, If you're desperate to have milk, don't you have pets you can milk somewhere?
 
Closest animal around other than my pets are rabbits, cows are on the other side of town.
Hmmm, rabbit milk.
 
Uriel said:
Closest animal around other than my pets are rabbits, cows are on the other side of town.
Hmmm, rabbit milk.
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pfft just bite off bunny's head and drink it's blood you wuss!

;)
 
I recalled it.



but dont you live on a farm? cant you just go give ole bessie a couple of pulls and voila! freshly squeezed milk?
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Cows are not called bessie. Cows are called Betsy.
 
Uriel said:
No good, I've only got Whey Protein.
I'm down to one waffle
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What is it swimming in?

And drink water - BE A MAN! Perhaps it is full of radiation and you will become Man-Spider?!!!!!!!!
 
Murray_H said:
What is it swimming in?

And drink water - BE A MAN! Perhaps it is full of radiation and you will become Man-Spider?!!!!!!!!
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Only the greatest waffle/pancake topper ever. Syrup.
 
You know what? The reason your milk is non-existent is the same reason why Raziaar's avatar is dancing.
 
No need to drink milk past age 5 or 6, just tough it out with some water
 
Who the **** eats waffles on a paper plate? :|


FREAK!
 
omg il send you some milk!!! But i cant assure you its...real...milk......yea but il send it anyway!
 
NO MILK!!!


NO MILK!!!

Thanks like telling Derek Zoolander he only has one face!

oh thank god I have milk. You see I love milk.
 
xlucidx said:
Who the **** eats waffles on a paper plate? :|


FREAK!
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Damn, I thought I was the only person like that. Anything with syrup on a paper plate is like scraping your nails across a chalkboard. Just so nasty. Though I can eat something with sauce on a paper plate, just seems to be syrup on one that freaks me out.
 
smoke said:
What....HOW?
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Waffle's aren't big in Australia - they only way I'd even heard of a waffle is through some American TV/Movies and I wasn't sure what there were until I looked them up on wikipedia.
 
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