ok guys make like a tree and LEAVE my lounge

Get out of town; that's real? I thought that was a 'shop. Looks like a drunk bastard painted them.

You should see all the other things they paint the roads with now. All for the sake of "traffic calming". I actually used to like the added colour, but it's getting really messy now, and they sometimes use this particular kind of green. It's more like cyan I suppose, but it looks vile.
 
You should see all the other things they paint the roads with now. All for the sake of "traffic calming". I actually used to like the added colour, but it's getting really messy now, and they sometimes use this particular kind of green.
Americans paint the streets with blood. None of that sissy shit.
 
Or, maybe because we're good drivers.

500 points for a police officer. 25 for an old lady.
 
I still remember when my dad hit the Loch Ness Monster. Paid for our holidays for the next five years.
 
Americans paint the streets with blood. None of that sissy shit.
Ours are just black with no lines painted at all. There used to be lined, but what with all the pints of guinness being spilled on them...
 
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