Okay okay I got a good one...

[nipples]

How does he crawl into tiny spaces then? Why can't he telepathically do anything else like pwning headcrabs or fly over stupid gates that need heavy decyphering to open?

The telekinetic bubble behind him conforms to fit tight spaces. And seriously, Valve doesn't want his powers to do all the work.

 

[kacation_man]

How in the holy HELL does Gordan hold all those guns?

wow.. like this question hasnt been asked a million times already :/

 

[I♥HALFLIFE]

wow.. like this question hasnt been asked a million times already :/

How was I supposed to know? Calm your wet panties. This forum is boring as it is...geez.

 

[jet_porkins]

How was I supposed to know? Calm your wet panties. This forum is boring as it is...geez.

Not a whole lot to talk about anymore in the Half Life section, given that just about every topic worth discussion has been raised until any more content/news is released.

 

[I♥HALFLIFE]

:sniper:

 

[Eejit]

He's related to Rodan.

And SHODAN.

 

[WacK]

Gordon can carry so many guns because he doesn't take shit from anyone...

 

[Dr.Freeman]

Gordon can carry so many guns because he doesn't take shit from anyone...

Ahahahahahah nice thinking.

 

[Dr.Freeman]

Who in the holy HELL is Gordan?

Is he related to Gorden?

It's not Gordan or Gorden, it's Gordon.

 

[G(ordon)-man]

Gordan is my homeboy.

 

[Dr.Freeman]

Gordan is my homeboy.

Ah.... lol?

 

[Barnz]

Callin' my thread shitty?

Yes, it's shitty, like all of your posts.

 

[I♥HALFLIFE]

='''''''''''''''(

 

[Jintor]

It's not Gordan or Gorden, it's Gordon.

YOU'VE MISSED THE JOKE

*trips*

 

[Vegeta897]

It's not Gordan or Gorden, it's Gordon.

Look at my join date. Look how many posts I have on a site called halflife2.net.

Do you ****ing think I don't know it's Gordon?

 

[V-Man339]

His HEV is made out of stolen experimental clown car technology.

 

[Ms. Red]

His HEV is made out of stolen experimental clown car technology.

Best answer!

 

[Ms. Red]

So anyway yeah, I have brought up this same discussion w/ my kid. I told him it would be cool of one of the doods from the art section (Calling ZombieTurtle :cheese would try to draw a pic of Gordon with all his weapons. That would be hilarious.

When I play SMOD w/ weapons 101 & they take all of them in the Citadel, I'm always LMAO at how many weapons are floating around me.

 

[elkaebee]

I thought this would be a thread related to the G-Man. I was sorely dissapointed.

 

[gmrtom7]

I found out if you use the console and put in "thirdperson" after putting in "sv_cheats 1" you can sort of see gordon. Unfortunately, you just see his hands. he has no body!!

 

[Dr.Freeman]

How was I supposed to know? Calm your wet panties. This forum is boring as it is...geez.

Then if the forum is boring why have you joined?? Why do you open new threads and write new posts?? Why did you come to this forum anyway?!

 

[I♥HALFLIFE]

I didn't know it was boring when I joined, duh? A little obvious there, genius?

 

[ZachAttack]

In Star Trek: Elite Force you have a personal transporter that brings your weapons to you on command.

I liked that idea, although it didn't explain how it worked on missions where you couldn't be transported because of some silly plot device.

On that note most Star Trek is stupid. But I still can't wait for the new movie.

 

[jet_porkins]

On that note most Star Trek is stupid. But I still can't wait for the new movie.

This is good stopping point for this thread.

 

[G(ordon)-man]

No! Not this thread!!!

 

[Dr.Freeman]

When you talk something what is not connected to this thread, it will be closed.

 

[ZachAttack]

I am the destroyer of threads.

 

[Dr.Freeman]

I am the destroyer of threads.

Damn you, destroyer!!!

 

[I♥HALFLIFE]

Alright fine I tried, I'll leave this forum...

x_x sorry for my sucky posts. bye...

 

[Druckles]

In Star Trek: Elite Force you have a personal transporter that brings your weapons to you on command.

I liked that idea, although it didn't explain how it worked on missions where you couldn't be transported because of some silly plot device.

On that note most Star Trek is stupid. But I still can't wait for the new movie.

Right, right, wrong, right.