OLDBOY remake is apparently very much in the works...

[CptStern]

Hey, I think I saw that film...

moustache: hi, i'm here to clean the pool
boobs: can you help me unzip my hotpants? it's so warm in here
moustache: hey baby you want to feel my muscles?
boobs: come to me my worker bee for it is now that we liberate our passion together in this bourgousie post modern world
moustache: have a banana; it's from a fair farming collective in strasburg
<extreme closeup>

That's the script, the rest is all clever choreography

fixed

you should write scripts ..all you really need is a beret and quill and you're all set

 

[Sheepo]

Clearly not as naive as you for taking what I said literally.

You said he was going to be the only one there. You meant that... figuratively?

 

[Absinthe]

I think this is just crazy enough to work.

 

[Eejit]

You said he was going to be the only one there. You meant that... figuratively?

Well actually he said that to you first.

 

[Sheepo]

Indeed.