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Many people claim that 2012 is teh end of the world.

Do you believe this? Why or Why not?

Here is a quote from the most reliable site ever created in the history of mankind (4Chan):
well, unless youve heard of a little thing called SCIENCE.

Astronomists have proven that there will be a galcatic alignment of planets along the suns magnetic "pole" which will align all the other planets magnetic Norths on the suns axis. This in turn will move our own North Pole to a different location on the earth shifting the clod places and the warm places and basically screwing everything up.

Happens every 12500 years.

Happened in the Ice Ages.

Happened at the end of the Cromagnon's thus giving way to the rise of HomoErectus- us, that is.

Hsappened at the end of the dinosaurs...

Yup, we're gonna die... I'm drunk.

Personally, I'll believe it when I see it. ;)
 
Nope.
2012 is just the start of a new(not END as some believe) cycle of the Mayan calendar, although the prophecies that they foretold were that of disaster and a new beginning.

Also, we've had these threads before.


Edit:
Don't make threads because you were inspired by 4chan, bro.
 
Skynet becomes self-aware in 2012. Nostradamus predicted it.
 
I actually like the band Van Halen irl.

"IRL?" questioned the judge.
"In Real Life," the Prosecutor explained to the judge.
"We do not use that expression," Peter Sunde noted. "Everything is in real life."
 
The "clod" places of "teh" world are going to remain clod and vice-versa. If the poles really do get inverted, then our compasses won't work. We already have to deal with declination so this won't be hard to deal with IMO. I just hope the magnetic field doesn't disappear altogether; that would suck balls.
 
Your ceilings will become floors.

It will be like playing Prey, except you will like it.
 
"IRL?" questioned the judge.
"In Real Life," the Prosecutor explained to the judge.
"We do not use that expression," Peter Sunde noted. "Everything is in real life."

Rephrase: I like the band Van Halen. IMO, they have classic hits.
 
IMO, they have classic hits.
IMO?

It is a fact that they have classic hits.

According to the Recording Industry Association of America, Van Halen is the 19th best selling band/artist of all time with sales of over 56 million albums in the USA and is one of five rock bands that have had two albums sell more than 10 million copies in the USA.
 
Well we are due for a geomagnetic reversal sometime very soon (relative to geological time: like the next two thousand years). The last one was about 800 000 years ago and the poles are currently accelerating towards another flip flop. It means that for a few hundred years the magnetic field will be weak and there will be lots of high energy radiation bouncing around. And all your compasses will be crap. It would be a good chance to evolve a race of superhumans.
 
Well we are due for a geomagnetic reversal sometime very soon (relative to geological time: like the next two thousand years). The last one was about 800 000 years ago and the poles are currently accelerating towards another flip flop. It means that for a few hundred years the magnetic field will be weak and there will be lots of high energy radiation bouncing around. And all your compasses will be crap. It would be a good chance to evolve a race of superhumans.

I was trying to explain this to my parents and my step father was in complete disbelief. In fact he seemed to find it amusing that I believed it.

So, I really want this to happen - even if it kills us all - just to prove him wrong.
 
You're on a trolling spree, and it's time someone solved the problem once and for all.

:arms:
 
Well we are due for a geomagnetic reversal sometime very soon (relative to geological time: like the next two thousand years). The last one was about 800 000 years ago and the poles are currently accelerating towards another flip flop. It means that for a few hundred years the magnetic field will be weak and there will be lots of high energy radiation bouncing around. And all your compasses will be crap. It would be a good chance to evolve a race of superhumans.

Is there a site with more information on this? How bad is it really? Will all electronics stop to work? Will all living things end?
 
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE. RUUUUUUUN!


On a second thought, running won't do anything. But in all seriousness, nothing will happen, there will probably be a high number of suicides before 12/21 but then after that everyone will go on daily life.

At least I hope life is normal.
 
I hate you. I wish you would just go away.
 
Is there a site with more information on this? How bad is it really? Will all electronics stop to work? Will all living things end?

I think that compasses will be backwards, waves will be higher, exposure to the sun be much more dangerous.

of course, that's just a few of the key changes


Will all living things end?
I don't think you could eradicate all life on earth unless the sun exploded or burned out, and even then, perhaps some deep sea life could exist, I'm not sure.
 
People say that the lining up of everything is going to knock earth off its axis is going to destroy it. But that happens every year on 12/21/12.
 
lol there is no science or psychic power able to predict that December 2012 is the end of the world. I look forward to the suicides; the herd could do with some thinning.
 
I for one do not believe there will be an End in a long time. statistically your more likely to die from Cancer, heart disease or a freak car accident
 
Its funny because he wont get the joke, but we do.
 
It's funny because we all hate him and he won't get the joke.
 
>this thread
See? I made it green just for you.


Also,
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inb4 lock

This thread has now become a haven for flaming/trolling.

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