One of those customary 'Happy birfday' threads...

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To Hectic Glenn & Vegeta, a very happy birthday to you both. Colon, closed bracket.

 
I don't think I've ever gotten a happy birthday post in my many years here at hl2.net. What's the deal, do you guys not like me or something? Whatever, I'll get over it...but my bday is in April and if I don't get some kind of post honoring my day of birth I'll buy as many hamsters I can from Petco and drown then 1 at a time until I'm acknowledged.

That being said, happy birthday fellas...put the hamsters down.
 
Tyguy said:
I don't think I've ever gotten a happy birthday post in my many years here at hl2.net. What's the deal, do you guys not like me or something? Whatever, I'll get over it...but my bday is in April and if I don't get some kind of post honoring my day of birth I'll buy as many hamsters I can from Petco and drown then 1 at a time until I'm acknowledged.

That being said, happy birthday fellas...put the hamsters down.
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Too many cool people on this forum don't get birthday threads. I guess most days people just aren't looking at the birthday lists. One of the reasons I stopped posting any threads.
 
Glenn I have a very special birthday message for you: Let me see the bloody winners of the damn competition I just want to read them!

But really, happy birthday guys.
 
I would post a funny comment about Glenn in this thread, but im quite certain he would infraction me because he doesnt like the mean spirited jokes I make.

As for Vegeta, i've sent him a birthday stripper (young and asian of course) trapped inside a large birthday cake. She only has a few days worth of rations in there so she'll be starving and dehydrated by the time Vegeta gets back from China, and she'll be willing to do anything[/i ] for some food and water. Just the way he likes them.
 
Happy birthday Vegeta and Glenn!
Let's hope Veggy gets some sweet lovin' for his birthday, and Glenn gets something equally fulfilling but not necessarily intercourse-based.
 
Vegeta better be learning the ways of drink as well as women. 22 years and not even a drop of ethanol. For shame.

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It's Naph's birthday too you heartless bastards. Happy birthday, especially to Vegeta. I hope he is in a concentration camp in China right now receiving a savage beating from Kathy's parents while being dominated by Godzilla.

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Happy Birthdays all around. Have some whatever that is, on me.

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xX_Chasie_Xx said:
It's Naph's birthday too you heartless bastards. Happy birthday, especially to Vegeta. I hope he is in a concentration camp in China right now receiving a savage beating from Kathy's parents while being dominated by Godzilla.
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Amen brother. Amen.

I told him he better not talk to me while he's over there or I'm liable to say some things about the Chinese government that would get him thrown in prison.
 
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Happy Birthday, Vegetta897


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Happy Birthday, Hectic Glenn


Hopefully everyone always has a great birthday.
 
Happy birthday you misogynistic, pedantic, depraved, perverted manchild, you.

And Vegeta too! Hahaaaaaaa.

ZT said:
Vegeta's Mom: "Happy Birthday sweetie! Last week I found these great photos of us doing things together as a family, so I decided to make this collage for you to hang in your room. This picture here is so cute of you and your sis-"

Vegeta: "Did you seriously print this at 200 dpi?"

Vegeta's Mom: "Uhm.... I don't, I don't understa-"

Vegeta: "Let me rephrase this for you; did you scale a low resolution image and then try to print it?"

Vegeta's Mom: "Well I, I really didn't know what I was doing, I-"

Vegeta: "Obviously. Did you even use Gimp?"

*Vegeta's Mom, Sister, and Grandma crying*
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I laughed so ****ing hard oh my god.
 
Is this Kathy seriously a real person?

Anyways Happy birthday guys.
 
Thank ya'll for the birthday messages! Since Vegeta is in China lovin' up I will accept this award on behalf of both of us. Well I'm more important so maybe I could just edit his name out this thread and make it all about me. Donations towards food to keep me alive till next year would be appreciated.

I will end you Caz.
 
Thanks everyone for the birthday messages! And thank you ZT for giving me a very good laugh.

Happy belated birthday to old Glenny.
 
You're welcome Veg. How was China?
 
I'm still in it. Not even half way done with my stay.

China couldn't be more of a culture shock to me. I've never left the country before and I live in a small town. Now I'm in a huge city and everyone is asian HELP
 
Vegeta897 said:
Now I'm in a huge city and everyone is asian HELP
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Well get a big flamethrower and... ah nevermind.

On a more serious note, how did the first real life meeting with your long distance romance go?
 
It was exciting and fun. I don't really have much to say about it. We quickly grew comfortable with eachother and everything's good.
 
Vegeta's in love. Hes over there for good. Whether he plans on it or no.
 
How the crap did I miss this thread the first time around? Happy birthday to everyone involved. Glad you had a good time, Veg :)
 
I think I posted in Tav's birthday thread for you guys but HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY folks.

What are you doing Vegeta? Visiting your Chinese e-girlfriend-cum-girlfriend?
 
Remus said:
On a more serious note, how did the first real life meeting with your long distance romance go?
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Vegeta897 said:
It was exciting and fun. I don't really have much to say about it. We quickly grew comfortable with eachother and everything's good.
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I infer... that you have a long distance relationship with someone you met on the internet (thus e-girlfriend) who lives in China (Chinese) and that by visiting her and meeting her in person she has transformed (nay, blossomed) into a (real) girlfriend.

edit: I used a weird use of the conjunction cum that I'm not entirely sure is grammatically correct. It means technically that the e-girlfriend and girlfriend are combined/the same which is true, but I meant more that they are the same, but also sequential (like become).

Does it make sense now?
 
I think he's asking if you've ejaculated inside her. I could be mistaken.
 
Using the word cum in that context is like saying you're going to start a nice warm fire with all your fa*gots.
 
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