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Some people here are going to be dead before 60 if they carry on with this deadly serious attitude through their life. Jumping humans, it's crazy but it's a good laugh, in the spirit of the internets!
 
I propose national jump-rope day. One hour of solid fitness by jumping rope to reduce humanity's weight... to alleviate the strain we're putting on mother earth causing her to sink further into the Sun's gravitational pull.
 
I'm all for jump-roping. And I will be sure to pass out fliers to all the, uh... women. And ladies. And Hot mamas.
 
Some people here are going to be dead before 60 if they carry on with this deadly serious attitude through their life. Jumping humans, it's crazy but it's a good laugh, in the spirit of the internets!

Living over 60 is overrated. Jesus told me. ;)
 
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