Opinion in rhyme

The source began to leak
But to me it looked like greek
The cops say that it's bad
To have the things I had
I erased it from my drive
I was glad to be alive

Soon more was released
The file was a beast
I couldn't wait much more
My feet paced on the floor
The torrent was very ample
And soon I'd get a sample

So it finally was here
From my eye there came a tear
I started up Half-Life 2
My eyes on the screen like glue
I loaded the first map
My PC ran like crap
I enjoyed it all the same
Oh this sweet sweet game
The physics were so awesome
The graphics seemed to blossom
I wish I could have more
But I'll wait until the store
I hope it comes out soon
Or I'll be filled with gloom

Ban me if you must
But this game I lust
A true fan won't just sit here
They'll go looking for a mirror
We'll still all buy the game
But missing out is lame

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I spent like an hour writing that. Please, someone tell me it's good so I don't feel like I wasted my time writing a stupid rhyme :)
 
Originally posted by arial
Nigga we represent the planet in panick
Maybe the past would understand if they get of they ass and mash
Paranoid don't even trust my boys plotting deploys...

Ok I stole that from Bizzy-Bone
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lol, I was like damn this guy can flow.


Bendin the trees and we puff now,
smokin dem leaves, chief in dat breaz
toke of the weed and then we all cough now, cough now
 
im sick of people asking for the half life2 beta,
quit asking man, you didnt write that data,
when we tell them off, they say we're a hata,

i upgraded my pc to play this ****ing game,
by the time hl2 is released, my pc will be tame,
all because one ****er wanted some fame,
from one jackass to the next, theyre all the same,
and i dont mean to name any names....

the hacker has no life, and needs to get laid,
not even a wife, now the game is delayed,
lets bring my knife, time to go on a raid,
and valve was nice, they should get paid,

the hacker thinks hes cool, he thinks he's l33t,
i say we throw him in a pool, and tie weights to his feet.

:)
 
Originally posted by JonTheCanuck
we kick ass for bein canadian
we get all the hot ladies an'
if u try to say otherwise
we will cut u down to size
dont u ever diss canada
or i'll feed u .....to a giant panda? :D

lol like the ending? i think its my strong point
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I'm down wit dem niggas from red leaf,
smoken dat mad reef
burning dem bushes like cochise,
fu*ken them ladies with tight P's
tearing their spine with this fat D
turning them over giving them rough knees
stab that spleen
release my genes
cut the scene its over please.
 
Holy fu*k you forumboys are god damn weak
Now sit down and let a real lyricist speak
So what are you all calling this new style??
"n00b, dis sh4t be called e-fr33style"

This is like writing a stupid poem
These guys need me to throw em'
a bone, try munching on it a while
youre not a master just cuz you watch 8-mile

All you nerds fantasize alyx, you wanna try her
You wanna sip down your cola, collapse a strider

No flack, from Carmack, this Manhack
Will slice Gordon up into mince meat
Why wait until this game is complete?

The leak is already out for the insane mass hordes
but make sure you dont mention it on THESE boards
 
Originally posted by PinnerDink
Holy fu*k you forumboys are god damn weak
Now sit down and let a real lyricist speak
So what are you all calling this new style??
"n00b, dis sh4t be called e-fr33style"

This is like writing a stupid poem
These guys need me to throw em'
a bone, try munching on it a while
youre not a master just cuz you watch 8-mile

All you nerds fantasize alyx, you wanna try her
You wanna sip down your cola, collapse a strider

No flack, from Carmack, this Manhack
Will slice Gordon up into mince meat
Why wait until this game is complete?

The leak is already out for the insane mass hordes
but make sure you dont mention it on THESE boards
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Cause I hate on em,
run my game on em,
slip my knife threw their chest and carve my name on em,
 
yo mother****er you stole the half life 2 source mother****er
now im gonna have to break u punk with due force mother****er
you aint seen shit till my mother****ing bones collapse mother****er
im going to put u in the mother****ing mother****er
ill cut up your girlfriend and **** her till shes dead mother****er
then ill **** your mother, mother****er
 
Thanks for making my thread a success
You guys are really the best
Some talent here I do see
A lot of good rhymes for free
The best raps many of us do lack
The reason is we ain't black

"Peace out brothas and thanks :)"
 
They didn't keep this thread goin for you.
they're bored cause they can't play half-life 2
i am expecting to see the game soon
wouldn't it be nice if it was this afternoon?
i think valve figured out a solution
to stop the multiplayer polution
release the single now and the multi later
to stop the nonsense of the hacking hater
Maybe it's just high hopes but maybe its true?
if so then we'll all soon be playing half-life 2.

:bounce: :bounce:
 
Originally posted by jemook
yo mother****er you stole the half life 2 source mother****er
now im gonna have to break u punk with due force mother****er
you aint seen shit till my mother****ing bones collapse mother****er
im going to put u in the mother****ing mother****er
ill cut up your girlfriend and **** her till shes dead mother****er
then ill **** your mother, mother****er
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:LOL::LOL:
 
You guys done it now,
alehm is about to lay down the pow wow
cuz I (censored) (censored) and then (censored)
cuz he (censored) (censored) sucka (censored)
(censored) (censored) (censored) (censored)
(censored) (censored) (censored) (censored)
beta (censored) (censored) Anon (censored)
gay porn (censored) (censored) (censored)
 
no need to tell or tattle
cuz silent will step up and grab the mic like rattle
and now he's givin history a hand
shakin Hl2 ryhmes of Gregorian chant
stylin with tha rhyhmin to make the druids dance
 
You suggested we give our opinions in rhyme,
Your idea caught on fast,
If you want to see my talents,
Then rewind me to the past.

When I was just a newbie,
My first post here was in rhyme,
I joined you on these forums,
To have a superlative time.

If you want my opinion,
Then you'll have to read this through,
As I do tend to rabbit on,
I really, REALLY do.

I think The Game will be so cool,
No hacker can dull its glory,
I look forward to bustin' crabs,
And other things so gory.

The hacker Anon really blows,
A constant source of SUCK-tion,
A frightening reminder of the effects,
Of Genital Reduction.

I won't download the "Beta",
For my will is far too strong,
Well, really, it's my modem,
56k takes too long.

I wish Gabe and all the best of luck
This whole thing's been a blow,
I hope that Gabie's not depressed,
And will not halt the show.

I don't much care about The Date,
As long as it's this year,
I cannot play it anyway,
I must upgrade my gear.

I hope to make some real cool mods,
(See my art in correct forum),
I wish to show people my TCs,
I hope that they don't bore 'em.

I think I'm in good form tonight,
I hope you like my poem,
If you have any thoughts for me,
I'd really like to know 'em:thumbs:.
 
Well HOLY SHIT. Welcome to the rap syndication my main man. I think you and Yakazuta are the best here, with Alehm being rap king (he started all this).

Nice, Nice rap. :beer:

Oh, supposed to write in rhyme...

Damage, your rap was really fine
Whole damn thing just blew my mind
Wisdom and style laced every line
Thanks, gave me a good time.
 
I cant rhyme
Not every time
I like ham and cheese
It's enough to make me fall on my knees
For sheez!

Okay heres my elementary school rap:

School is off the heezy
I dont like the mac 'n' cheezy
The bathroom is sleazy
It makes me feel queasy
I don't like mathemeezies
But not social steezies,
Fo sheezy!
 
Originally posted by silent
Well HOLY SHIT. Welcome to the rap syndication my main man. I think you and Yakazuta are the best here, with Alehm being rap king (he started all this).

Nice, Nice rap. :beer:

Oh, supposed to write in rhyme...

Damage, your rap was really fine
Whole damn thing just blew my mind
Wisdom and style laced every line
Thanks, gave me a good time.
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Thanks a truckload silent, dude,
The tunes here really rule,
My poor ol' rhyme went missing halfway,
It wasn't very cool.

I clicked "submit" and got a message,
The rhyme was not alllowed,
It had too many smilies,
All hangin' in a crowd.

I went back one page and OMG!
My rhyme had been deleted!
I blamed windows but didn't give up,
I would not be defeated.

I had to start right over from scratch,
Remembering my tune,
It took me another thirty mins,
But I had it all back soon.

This was my reply to your rockin' post,
I hope you really liked it,
Keep on rappin' all you guys,
And now, it's time I hiked it.
 
jeez this topic is still going?
you'd think by now it'd need some towing
still, it remains ongoing
it seems it wont be slowing
 
This thread in spirit will never die
Sitting in heaven against the sky
Out of distance to the eye
... gonna make a sandwhich with bread of rye.
 
btw, I like opinions in rhymes
stops the flamers, builds good times

by combining talent and thought
we condemn fighting
and a battle that wasn't faught

what I wrote makes no sense
but hey, its just my 2 cents
 
damn, now im reading all the threads in rhymes
this is surely not what I had in mind

:(
 
LOL I know. I'd love to keep this thread going. I used to hate rap (I still hate rappers and their music) but i love rapping myself. True rappers like sir mix a lot give rap art.
 
Stop hatin, start rapin
go out and play
make a mod and become
a HALF-LIFE DEJAY!

much props to Run DMC
 
Originally posted by The Terminator
Stop hatin, start rapin
go out and play
make a mod and become
a HALF-LIFE DEJAY!

much props to Run DMC
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Woah.
 
We've run outta topics, run outta facts
resorted to rhymin, gotten off track
ya shoulda gotten off crack,
most of ya cats rhymin is wack
but this sh*ts better than talkin bout hax.
betas n cracks, how source code got taxed
infact b4 askin stupid questions, read up on the faqs
fags need to stop whinnin, run back to ya macs
before I play ya like Freeman, pistols I clap,
killer ya in reality or a map, step n get slapped
ya all shoulda known ya couldn't f*ck wit da Rhap
 
My name is Matt
I hate it when people Rap
It keeps me up all night
I cant fight
nighty night!
 
yo yo yo
my name is joe
i am an eskimo
and i live with my ho



hl2 will be something phat
ill be chillin on the computer with my big fat cat
pull out the disk and push it in the drive
so f*ck u chiger i cant f*cking ryhme
 
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