Organ Donation

if you have a certain disease would they take your organs anyway?? like i'm sure my eyes would be of use or maybe my balls n cock. also i would donate my ass to any anorexic girl in need of one. girls with flat ass are gross
 
No, because I don't trust the co-op between doctors and organ clinics if I was ever in critical condition. Capitalism at it's worst.

We need moar stem cell based organ pharms instead.
 
Until they get smart enough to make it compulsory, I'm gonna have my name on the list. Who knows? I might save a few lives. Since I'm dead I won't need a few kidneys and my liver.

It's not like it costs me anything, except people like Dr. House might want me to die so that they can grab my innards to save someone else.
 
It's not like it costs me anything, except people like Dr. House might want me to die so that they can grab my innards to save someone else.
I know you're joking, but I hear this same excuse sometimes. I was just thinking - Really? You think they are going to murder you so that they can have some glory for saving someone else? What about if they get caught? And isn't saving your life that same glory? In fact more so, I would think, than sending it to some clinic in an icebox and signing their name on a clipboard.

But it's good enough. Like the same people that say their seat-belt will get stuck, so they refuse to wear it. But 99% of the other times it saves your life. If that paranoid - seat belt cutter in the glovebox.
 
I am. what use to me are my organs once I'm dead? and I WILL die, and as long as it's not a gruesome death, they WILL be used.
 
Man Dog-- you've been making friends ever since that car/deer thread
 
I'm not an organ donor because I have a blood disorder that comes along with my bone disorder. Also the reason I can't donate blood either.
 
AHHA! I ****ING KNEW IT. That explains it.

Also, your avatar is super ****ing ridiculous. :LOL:

I'm trying to be like Dog-- and dekstar D:

Just pretend the guy in my avatar is listening to Hungry Like The Wolf
 
I'm gonna donate... Makes me feel even better to know these organs are top notch...

/nosmokingdrinkingetc
 
anyone here want my anus if i die soon?
 
Yea someone gets your stuff, I never said someone didn't, but usually a STRANGER doesn't get your stuff, which IS what I said.

Like I said, I'm not going to sit here and feel bad because I didn't sign over my organs to a stranger when I die.
Right, and I said that such a decision is fully within your rights, but that fact doesn't exempt you from being a shitbag.

It's as simple as this: your pathetic little worries and discomfort about donating your organs that cause you to NOT be an organ donor will potentially mean that after you die, one or more other people will also die because you were too much of a selfish (and now dead) asshat to bother being an organ donor, and your liver/kidney/etc goes to waste decomposing inside of your stinking corpse instead of being transplanted and SAVING ANOTHER PERSON'S LIFE.

:rolleyes:
 
Right, and I said that such a decision is fully within your rights, but that fact doesn't exempt you from being a shitbag.

It's as simple as this: your pathetic little worries and discomfort about donating your organs that cause you to NOT be an organ donor will potentially mean that after you die, one or more other people will also die because you were too much of a selfish (and now dead) asshat to bother being an organ donor, and your liver/kidney/etc goes to waste decomposing inside of your stinking corpse instead of being transplanted and SAVING ANOTHER PERSON'S LIFE.

:rolleyes:

Atleast I'll have company :3
 
No, you won't, because those people are organ donors, so if they are bad enough to get to hell, YOUR personal hell is to see your own organs ripped out of you, put into these in-hell organ donors, and then see them get sent to heaven with your organs. Oooh yes.
 
Thanks I try.

No I don't try, I'm just that good

Ok I didn't even know I was trolling, but it works

And such, the birth of a 7th ranked agitator.
 
Dog-- is TheSomeone.
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But not really <3
 
I don't know who Dog is, but I get the feeling he's a self-centred person with few friends and no sense of empathy. Enjoys the attention that being a dick brings him.
 
Or maybe Dog just posts while on mushrooms. I mean no one can be this self centred and apathetic, right ?
 
I like Dog--. Sure, he could use a bit more empathy, but that doesn't necessarily make him a bad person.
 
I want to be cremated, don't know about the organ thing.
 
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