Absinthe
The Freeman
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HEY GUYS, WHY DIDN'T THE SEALS JUST KNEECAP OSAMA AND, LIKE, AIM FOR HIS TRIGGER FINGER TO INCAPACITATE HIM. OR WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST RAPEL THROUGH THE ROOF FOLLOWING A BUNKER BUSTER, SNATCH HIM, AND THEN SHWOOOP LIFT HIM STRAIGHT OUT OF THERE. OR SURELY THEY COULD HAVE DEPLOYED MICROWAVES AND MADE THE MANSION REALLY HOT AND UNCOMFORTABLE, FORCING OSAMA AND HIS MATES TO TAKE OFF THEIR CLOTHES AND RUN OUT FOR FRESH AIR AND THEN BAM US FORCES CATCH THEM WITH THEIR PANTS AROUND THEIR ANKLES.
Seriously, why didn't those military brainiacs consider any of those options. Next time you need to hunt a terrorist, hire me and I'll show you how to do it right.
/not aimed at anybody in particular, just a venting response to some of the insanity I've had to endure in the last 24 hours
Seriously, why didn't those military brainiacs consider any of those options. Next time you need to hunt a terrorist, hire me and I'll show you how to do it right.
/not aimed at anybody in particular, just a venting response to some of the insanity I've had to endure in the last 24 hours