Overheard in Court today: "THIS SUCKS!"

[CptStern]

A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in prison.

that really really sucks

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29892972/

 

[DEATHMASTER]

3 months for that? Geez try catching some real felons ffs.

 

[jverne]

that really really sucks

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29892972/

did the vacuum cleaner press charges against him or something?

 

[CptStern]

he kept feeding it quarters so it didnt seem to mind

 

[Eejit]

He needs to clean up his dirty behaviour.

 

[PJ]

he was using it as a penis enlarger

 

[SamuraiKenji]

This sucks so hard. Dude is about to get himself into a sticky situation

 

[jet_porkins]

Haha what?

90 days seems a bit much.

 

[The Monkey]

Why the hell would that be illegal?

 

[jet_porkins]

^ I assume it's a public car wash vacuum.

 

[nipples]

He needs to clean up his dirty behaviour.

Best post in this thread.

 

[Baal]

Why the hell would that be illegal?

The charge is indecent exposure

The hint was that it was a "car wash" vacuum. I don't have a car wash vacuum in my home :x Though, maybe I wish I did now...

 

[CyberPitz]

The charge is indecent exposure

The hint was that it was a "car wash" vacuum. I don't have a car wash vacuum in my home :x Though, maybe I wish I did now...

I've got 4 of em.....Also have a few car washes......I live in a car wash

 

[Darkside55]

I live in a car wash

That is so awesome.

 

[Robert-]

"All car washes in the local area have filed restraining orders"

 

[YROC]

This sucks so hard. Dude is about to get himself into a sticky situation

Was that a joke?

 

[Escaep]

Was the vacuum underage?

 

[unozero]

he kept feeding it quarters so it didnt seem to mind

what a whore

 

[Sombra Negra]

Will they bring the vacuum in for this guy's conjugal visits?

 

[Rizzo]

Hate to be stuck in a situation like that... Stuff like that don't just blow over.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Was that a joke?

I enlarged this manually, just for you.

Spoiler

 

[Raziaar]

Five dolla sucky sucky.

 

[jet_porkins]

Zeitgeist video report on this topic

 

[Warped]

This guy is Famous now!!