Owch! 10 points...

[burnzie]

For any of us that drive, you've undoubtably hit something... like road kill wise. Wheter it be a pest like a fox or a rabit... or someones beloved pet. Or maybe even a person (alot of small children dont look)... I'm not here to judge.

What have you hit.

Birds are probably more commen... they swoop down across the road alot (atleast round here...)

I hit a massive ****ing cockatoo once... luckaly it wasnt my car. We hit a small croc while up in Darwin aswell. My uncle was 4wd-ing once and he thought he was gonna hit this masive kangaroo once, but the lucky bugger jumped and cleared the car (almost, it actually hit the far corner) it was comming from the side... not front on. Made a thump triped fell on the road... got back up and bounded away... guy behind him couldnt belive what he saw... its a huge leap.

Anyway anyone hit anything innteresting?

 

[Maxi]

I first thought WTF? crocodiles on roads!?!?!?1

Then I noticed you are in austrailia.

Well a moose once walked over the road like 10m infront of our car. That's the closest i've ever seen anyone hit anything.

Wait, my dad once drove over a dead hedgehog.

 

[burnzie]

I ****ing love Australia

Its a bloody wildlife park of death. We got everything. Deadliest snakes, Deadliest spiders. Bloody Dinosaurs (crocs). Sharks, deadliest jellyfish... and other "worlds deadliest" things.

Its awesome.

 

[ComradeBadger]

My friend totally a car by driving straight into a huge ****-off rock.

He was lucky to walk away. God bless crumple zones.

 

[Maxi]

My friend totally a car by driving straight into a huge ****-off rock.

He was lucky to walk away. God bless crumple zones.

And Saab.

 

[Smoke]

this isnt nice

 

[Bad^Hat]

Hit a cat once, it was either it or us.

This one time I was with a friend and his dad ran over a small bird and it didn't budge. We went back later to the spot and it was still there, we must have passed straight over it (along with a few other cars no doubt). Thing was scared half to death. We took it back to his house and "nursed it back to health"

 

[burnzie]

"nursed it back to health"

You stuck fire crackers in it didnt you?

Thats what the "" were for no doubt.

;(

 

[Bad^Hat]

We put... something... in it.

 

[DreamThrall]

I ran over a bird once... I thought it was going to move, and it just sat there.... natural selection I guess :\

 

[Burn]

I've never hit anything before.

Spoiler

I dont drive

 

[Murray_H]

I walked into my dog once, and he gave me a hug

 

[burnzie]

I hit plenty of foxes.


Bloody pests.

 

[Ikerous]

I drive a motorcycle; if i hit a dog, it'd prolly win.

 

[qckbeam]

I drive a motorcycle; if i hit a dog, it'd prolly win.

I don't know Ikerous, you're pretty badass. I mean:

Warnings Level: 2


That's pretty much self explanatory I think...


*wants a warnings level*

 

[Kid A]

I drive a helicopter, so I don't get much roadkill. Skykill, now that's another matter....




































:|

 

[DoctorGordon]

"Skykill"....i like that.

 

[Kid A]

"Skykill"....i like that.

I didn't know the Beast posted here.

Nice post count.

 

[XtremesT]

Yucky.. well since i usualy surf my paintball site forums, heres a link that coincidentally showed up today hah.. im warning you know.. this is very graphic.. no nudity, just shows what happens to a deer when it hits a car.. Yuck.. sorry if those pictures offend anyone.. but i warned ya.. and yes.. animals were harmed in the making of these photos. http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?threadid=777869

 

[Ames]

I don't know Ikerous, you're pretty badass. I mean:

Warnings Level: 2


That's pretty much self explanatory I think...


*wants a warnings level*

LIGHTBULB! :naughty:

edit: nvm

 

[qckbeam]

LIGHTBULB! :naughty:

edit: nvm

Is this post spam?! I might just have to warn you for that mister!

 

[Ikerous]

I don't know Ikerous, you're pretty badass. I mean:

Warnings Level: 2


That's pretty much self explanatory I think...


*wants a warnings level*

Oh yea. I did some bad ass spamming to get those two points.
I wish they were green though :bounce:

 

[Neutrino]

Over six years of driving and I haven't hit anything yet, knock on wood. Come very, very close though.

 

[DoctorGordon]

What are these "warning levels"? How do you get 1? How do you lose 1?

 

[Ikerous]

You get warned for doing bad stuff
Go quick nav >> View your warnings to see the different warnings
They go away after a certain number of days

 

[xLostx]

I hit a nun before...but she was in a car lol just a minor fender bender but I'm sure she condemned me to hell

 

[SpuD]

Im a pretty good aim with my car, I've hit frogs, squirrels, skunks, rabbits, etc...

 

[theGreenBunny]

I hit a car once... drove into the back of one on my bike at a massive speed of 0.3km/h (I was looking sidewards and talking to someone and suddenly *boink*). No casualties though.

 

[Brian Damage]

We once wiped out a whole flock of cockies. They just came around a bend on a hill and... turned our car front a funny colour.

I hit plenty of foxes.


Bloody pests.

...

Intentionally?

 

[bliink]

I ****ing love Australia

Its a bloody wildlife park of death. We got everything. Deadliest snakes, Deadliest spiders. Bloody Dinosaurs (crocs). Sharks, deadliest jellyfish... and other "worlds deadliest" things.

Its awesome.

The bad thing is that I counted 48 roadkill kangaroos on a trip south once.

 

[burnzie]

didnt go out of my way to hit them... wasnt gonna cause an accident avoiding them either...

 

[bliink]

didnt go out of my way to hit them... wasnt gonna cause an accident avoiding them either...

You'd think the damn things might learn to avoid friggen superhighways lol

 

[burnzie]

Natural selection I suppose... we'd be over run otherwise...

:upstare:

 

[Danimal]

I ****ing love Australia

Its a bloody wildlife park of death. We got everything. Deadliest snakes, Deadliest spiders. Bloody Dinosaurs (crocs). Sharks, deadliest jellyfish... and other "worlds deadliest" things.

Its awesome.

Ditto.

I hit plenty of foxes.


Bloody pests.

Hit the cane toads, they are getting worse.

We once wiped out a whole flock of cockies. They just came around a bend on a hill and... turned our car front a funny colour.



...

Intentionally?

Yes, it is our civic duty to kill these pests... It is in a list actaully

-Rabbits
-Cane toads
-Foxes

and alot more... Damn Englishmen introducing animals into Australia ;(

 

[Brian Damage]

The ones around here must be smarter, then. Never seen any dead on the roads (or crossing them) except for on the back country roads and on the very outskirts of suburbs.

Guess every species has its country bumpkins and suburban degenerates.

I personally feel sorry for them. I mean, it's not like it's their fault that their ancestors got captured, hauled onto ships, then released into the countryside so that homesick Europeans could have foxhunts...

 

[burnzie]

I think the poms proved themselves as stupid when they sent us convicts down here to our 'wonder down under' and stayed in boring cold ass England.

 

[Danimal]

I think the poms proved themselves as stupid when they sent us convicts down here to our 'wonder down under' and stayed in boring cold ass England.

Let's just agree that the English are evil :cheers:

 

[TIIMMYY]

I was driving down a road when a cat jumped out inbetween 2 cars, and ran into the side of the wheel. This was at about 30 mph, so there was quite a bump

I looked through the rear veiw mirror, and saw it in the road. It got up, and went to other side as if nothing happend Thats one lucky cat

When I parked the car I could see all this hair caught in the wheel

 

[Gray Fox]

My dad once ran over a chicken.
I was sad, it was a youth trauma, but I got hundreds of those so now I'm pretty insensitive to those things.

 

[The Monkey]

I first thought WTF? crocodiles on roads!?!?!?1

Then I noticed you are in austrailia.

Well a moose once walked over the road like 10m infront of our car. That's the closest i've ever seen anyone hit anything.

Wait, my dad once drove over a dead hedgehog.

Isn't it called elk in scandinavia and moose in Canada? Or is elk english english and moose american english? Anyway, I've been in a car that hit a moose/elk, but not hit one myself... The elk/moose was totally smashed, but the car was alright, one of the lights went, though.