Pack of raccoons mauls 74-year-old woman.

[hool10]

LAKELAND, Fla. - Animal control officers hope to trap a pack of raccoons that mauled a 74-year-old woman who tried to chase them from her yard.

The sheriff in Polk County, east of Tampa, said Gretchen Whitted fell when five raccoons surrounded and attacked her Sunday. She was taken to a hospital with extensive cuts from her neck to her legs.

"We're not talking about a lot of little bites here," Sheriff Grady Judd said. "She was filleted."

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33175101/ns/us_news-life/

I cannot think on anything witty so I'll just say "NOM, NOM, NOM".

 

[Shamrock]

Damn 'coons.

 

[Raziaar]

That's some crazy shit!

 

[hool10]

Completely un-related but I don't want to make 2 threads:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33179052/ns/technology_and_science-science/

Glow in the dark mushrooms.

 

[Darkside55]

If the raccoons had ingested the mushrooms, the old woman would not have been caught unawares.

 

[Rizzo]

But she was awares. Dumb bitch tried to scare them away. But I guess she'd keep away if they had glowed.

 

[Raziaar]

But she was awares. Dumb bitch tried to scare them away. But I guess she'd keep away if they had glown.

Glown? lol.

Glowed, buddy. <3

 

[Rizzo]

Nobody whould talk to me like that, had I glown.

Edit, I also have no idea what you are talking about.

 

[Barnz]

THE END HAS COME

 

[Raziaar]

This is no group of unorganized rabble. This is a well trained hit squad!

Look at those boots! That's the trainer! And see? FIVE RACCOONS!

 

[Headcrab Pie]

Man the world is becoming unbearable nowdays.

Eh? Eh?

 

[Captain M4d]

Now that's what I call raccoon justice. About damn time.

 

[Warped]

At least she wasn't living in RACOON city

 

[Krynn72]

Raccoons have a very good sense of smell, and I bet that old lady's vagina smelled pretty rank, and they probably couldn't handle that old smelly vagina trying to shoo them away.

 

[Vegeta897]

Many of Hool's thread titles have periods.

This is a fun fact.

 

[Warped]

Many of Vegeta's sentences have periods.

This is a fun fact.

true story...

 

[Dalamari]

Thread title made me lul

 

[The Monkey]

She probably had it coming.

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

Look at those innocent faces. All, uh, ... oh shit there are a lot of 'em ...

 

[hool10]

Many of Hool's thread titles have periods.

This is a fun fact.

Hool knows how to put periods at the end of sentences. This is a fun fact.

 

[comradesean]

Hool knows how to put periods at the end of sentences. This is a fun fact.

If you think that's cool, I know how to put the ends of sentences into periods.