Paris Hilton: I'm the modern day Marliyn Monroe/Princess Diana

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Paris Hilton said:
“There’s nobody in the world like me,” she told the UK’s Sunday Times. “I think every decade has an iconic blonde — like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana — and right now, I’m that icon.”

“There’s a lot of heiresses out there and I don’t see any of them doing what I’ve done. It’s Paris Hilton plc, baby! I have so many projects — bags, fragrances, make-up,” she said. “I go round the world every three days, designing and personally approving it all. I’ve got movies to make, a tour, TV shows. Every day of my life is scheduled until the end of 2007.”


“There’s nobody who can generate as much as I can for events either,” she told the Times. “They did a poll in the States asking people who they’d most like to see at a party — and it was me.”
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<snicker> not for the reasons you're thinking Paris ..you give a whole new meaning to that party game "bobbing for apples" :LOL:


omg someone kill her career already ..on the other hand I cant wait for the "washed up junkie angry at the world for dropping her like a used rag" phase of her life ..should be interesting
 
I can't believe she compared herself to Princess Diana... No respect for the dead.
 
She was interviewed some weeks ago by a local radio station.... she can't half wank up her role with regards to her career. Phrases like:

"No one works as hard as me" and:

"I'm not just some bimbo blonde".

Like It's fcuking brick hard to get things done with a shit load of money.

Shyea'
 
If we all chip in $10, I'm sure some Eastern European hitman should be afforable for us.
 
If someone can pinpoint her location, I have many easily accessible firearms and very flexible morals. :D
 
lol Jimmy Kimmel showed this clip of The Simple Life where she was giving a baby a bath and the baby took a shit in the tub. :LOL:
 
Marilyn Monroe was hot, banged a president, and did a Playboy spread

She got ****ed in a dark room by a rich kid and has a stick body with tranny feet

Paris Hilton should be shot
 
There's the pride before a great fall. Luckily, my imagination sees this fall off of the empire state building.
 
Dalamari said:
Marilyn Monroe was hot, banged a president, and did a Playboy spread

She got ****ed in a dark room by a rich kid and has a stick body with tranny feet

Paris Hilton should be shot
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Gogogog :sniper:

:cheese:


Solaris said:
Shes hot.
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/slaps Solaris

No she bloody well ain't!

She has a face like a slapped inbred donkey's arse
 
It's people like her that make detest the state of entertainment media today. Somebody tell me what the **** she's done. Anything? Her fame is not because of her products or her "career". Those came about from a level of fame she already had.

So what is it? Being rich and sucking cock? Famous for being famous?

I hope she stays true to the spirit of Princess Diana and gets clobbered in an auto accident.
 
Paris Hilton is the next generation slut.
 
Absinthe said:
It's people like her that make detest the state of entertainment media today. Somebody tell me what the **** she's done. Anything? Her fame is not because of her products or her "career". Those came about from a level of fame she already had.

So what is it? Being rich and sucking cock? Famous for being famous?
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She had a TV show.
 
Absinthe said:
What? Simple Life? Her name was absurdly well-known before that. Mainly for being rich, getting drunk, and ****ing.
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Neither me, nor any of my friends, nor most of my family knew of her until that show.

I only watched one episode before I was in KILL mode. Thankfully that was the only episode I watched... otherwise I would probably be serving a life sentance.
 
As a fellow blond this woman is perpetuating a negative stereotype of our fine hair color.
 
I don't see why people are so attracted to blonde hair.

I prefer dirty blonde if anything... I can't STAND the pure color blonde as a haircolor... it's just not attractive.
 
Raziaar said:
I don't see why people are so attracted to blonde hair.

I prefer dirty blonde if anything... I can't STAND the pure color blonde as a haircolor... it's just not attractive.
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Brunettes ftw.
 
PvtRyan said:
Brunettes ftw.
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Hell yes... I prefer brunettes over auburn, black, or blonde any day... I dunno... there's just something about that brown hair. <drools>

But anyways... Paris Hilton, even with brown hair, would still look ugly.
 
she is stupid. but anyone who claims they wouldnt hit it is a lying scumbag.
 
I believe the fixation with blond hair stemmed from the fact that most ancient civilizations (Rome, Greece, Egypt), were largely brunettes. Blonds were unique and therefore interesting. The alien coloring was often attributed to supernatural origins, which attracted people who wanted their children to be part god.
 
Every time I begin to have a little faith in humanity, I remember that millions of people idolize idiots like her. I find it rather scary, and somewhat depressing, that she has as much influence on the world as she does.

What does she even do? Why the hell is she famous? She's rich because daddy owns hotels, and she "accidently" leaked a sex tape. It's bad enough that people have to idolize others simply because they act or sing (usually not very well, in most cases), but what state is our world in when so many of the young girls in this generation look up to roll models like that?

I feel old now.
...is that someone on my lawn?
 
Paris Hilton is famous for these reasons:

1. She was born rich. Rich people are usually famous for exactly that.

2. She released a sex tape. This made several people (primarily men) happy. When you make people happy, they generally like you.

3. She then started a TV show. People who associated Paris Hilton with happiness (see point 2), watched it, making the show successful.

4. Studio execs, never known for their intelligence, believed The Simple Life was successful due to Paris Hilton's acting ability, not because of her history. Thus they hired her for further TV shows/films/burger commercials.

5. The 4 points above have become apparent to many, and I in fact believe Paris Hilton will slide into obscurity unless she does something even more sensational. Which quite frankly I am looking forward to.
 
A study was done recently on the subject of celebrity worship, with pygmy chimps. They trained the chimps to really enjoy a certain type of fruit juice, as they were rewarded with it for everything, and eventually they got to really liking the juice.

Then, they put the monkies into a situation where they could look at pictures of the dominant apes in the group or drink their favorite juice. If they chose to go into the room with the pictures of the dominant ape, the door was shut and the juice was removed. If they chose the juice the TV was removed and the door was shut.

When there were normal apes on the screen, the ones who were not dominant and didn't have power, the monkies would always choose to drink the juice. When a dominant ape was on the screen, the chimps would actually waive drinking the juice just to stare at the screen. When dominant apes were put in the same situation, they always chose the juice, and never looked at the screen, even when it was a picture of themselves or another ape.

However, males were willing to give up the juice to look at pictures of the hindquarters of female apes.
 
Well I have no problem submitting to those better than me, I don't think Paris Hilton is one of them.
 
she sucks, she is the most ugly actress I ve seen.
 
I've got a sister working for the Hotel Workers' Union of New York and Hilton hotels consistently break contracts and abuse workers' rights.
 
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