Paris Hilton: I'm the modern day Marliyn Monroe/Princess Diana

that no one works like her?

sure all she do is to sign a paper to licence her name and thats all

seriously give me weapons and will kill her whit a passion
 
that no one works like her?

sure all she do is to sign a paper to licence her name and thats all

seriously give me weapons and will kill her whit a passion

South American spirit ftw :D

Samon: aren't you thinking of Ashley Simpson?
 
Meh, id tap it too, says the Mormon guy.

I thought you couldnt?

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lol! well it hasnt been raining toads and he hasnt complained about hives or pestilence ...so who knows ;)
 
If I had 50 million dollars to spare, I'd launch a missle at her.


Department of Defective Gene Control ftw.
 
I really hope there's no Department of Defective Gene Control in Korea D:

Eugenics ftl :/
 
If we all chip in $10, I'm sure some Eastern European hitman should be afforable for us.

I'd chip in 10. Paris Hilton needs to be killed. Short and simple. She. Needs. To. Be. KILLED.

Brunettes ftw.
 
I'd chip in 10. Paris Hilton needs to be killed. Short and simple. She. Needs. To. Be. KILLED.

Brunettes ftw.

I rather like blondes myself.

and no, Paris hilton needs to be locked up and experimented on.
 
ghost said:
she is stupid. but anyone who claims they wouldnt hit it is a lying scumbag.

I would not. She is skinny, blond and kind of have a chilidish face.
 
She actually said that?
So umm why hasn't she posted in the "Do you do drugs" thread yet?
 
I'd still **** Paris. I have a thing for skinny blonde chicks.
 
I will never **** her

who knows what hav entered into her thing
 
isn't that what black hair is...?

Dark or brown hair. People usually give black hair its own category, and think of brunettes as anyone with any shade (dark to light) brown hair.
 
+2 to exprimentation on her.

Maybe they can find out what makes her popular exactly. She's not that attractive. She's stupid as a cement brick. She's full of herself.
Her name is even stupid.

:|
Me = not getting it.

Would I bang her? In a second.
Only because I'm one horny bitch****er. No other reason.
 
Dark or brown hair. People usually give black hair its own category, and think of brunettes as anyone with any shade (dark to light) brown hair.

k, I always just put black in with brunette. I guess I'm wierd.
 
Yeah Paris Hilton is a great person. Just great.

All the charity work she does proves it. You know, like when she said back in 2003 that she would organise a concert to benefit a Australia with a bunch of other celebrities to raise 200,000. And nothing ever happened.

Since then alot of the kids involved in that charity have died.

Yeah she's awesome.
 
Did Princess Di and Marilyn Monroe have a wierd pet collection? :|
 
Yes, actually, they both also had pet rats which they dressed up in expensive clothes originally intended for midgets.
 
Aids-Face Hilton said:
“There’s nobody in the world like me,” she told the UK’s Sunday Times. “I think every decade has an iconic blonde — like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana — and right now, I’m that icon.”

Personally I think that the 'iconic blonde' of the 21st century is Scarlet Johanson.

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Marylin Monroe, Princess Diana - classy ladies.
Paris Hilton - malnourished, stupid bonky-eyed parasite.
 
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