Paris Hilton: I'm the modern day Marliyn Monroe/Princess Diana

[Dekstar]

Oh yeah, I'd hit her.

With a truck.


Does that make me gay?

 

[<RJMC>]

that no one works like her?

sure all she do is to sign a paper to licence her name and thats all

seriously give me weapons and will kill her whit a passion

 

[Uriel]

Meh, id tap it too, says the Mormon guy.

 

[Que-Ever]

Brunettes ftw.

Aye.

Specifically, I love the chicas <3

she is stupid. but anyone who claims they wouldnt hit it is a lying scumbag.

You would, maybe, but we all know you, so we can hardly say this comes as a surprise.
Me, I'd hit it with an ax.

 

[Beerdude26]

If ego had a mass, she'd be an 8000-ton freighter

 

[DreamThrall]

Oh yeah, I'd hit her.

Poor Golf... I wouldn't do that to my car for her. That'd be a waste

 

[Asknoone]

Wasn't she booed off stage when she attempted to sing once?

 

[PvtRyan]

that no one works like her?

sure all she do is to sign a paper to licence her name and thats all

seriously give me weapons and will kill her whit a passion

South American spirit ftw

Samon: aren't you thinking of Ashley Simpson?

 

[DreadLord]

Wasn't she booed off stage when she attempted to sing once?

That was Ashley Simpson.

 

[Laivasse]

I find her hilarious.

 

[tehsolace]

If someone can pinpoint her location, I have many easily accessible firearms and very flexible morals.

count me in.

 

[CptStern]

Meh, id tap it too, says the Mormon guy.

I thought you couldnt?

 

[Kamikazie]

I thought you couldnt?

<snip>

That was funny

 

[Murray_H]

I thought you couldnt?

:O Have you uncovered the reason for....

 

[CptStern]

lol! well it hasnt been raining toads and he hasnt complained about hives or pestilence ...so who knows

 

[15357]

If I had 50 million dollars to spare, I'd launch a missle at her.


Department of Defective Gene Control ftw.

 

[JNightshade]

I really hope there's no Department of Defective Gene Control in Korea D:

Eugenics ftl :/

 

[Tr0n]

If I had 50 million dollars to spare, I'd launch a missle at her.


Department of Defective Gene Control ftw.

Yea, I'd launch my missle at her. :naughty:

 

[15357]

I really hope there's no Department of Defective Gene Control in Korea D:

Eugenics ftl :/

I meant the American Department that you guys have in every city.

Yea, I'd launch my missle at her. :naughty:

 

[Steven]

she is stupid. but anyone who claims they wouldnt hit it is a lying scumbag.

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black hair > brunettes btw

 

[DannyC.]

If we all chip in $10, I'm sure some Eastern European hitman should be afforable for us.

I'd chip in 10. Paris Hilton needs to be killed. Short and simple. She. Needs. To. Be. KILLED.

Brunettes ftw.

 

[15357]

I'd chip in 10. Paris Hilton needs to be killed. Short and simple. She. Needs. To. Be. KILLED.

Brunettes ftw.

I rather like blondes myself.

and no, Paris hilton needs to be locked up and experimented on.

 

[AntiAnto]

she is stupid. but anyone who claims they wouldnt hit it is a lying scumbag.

I would not. She is skinny, blond and kind of have a chilidish face.

 

[Cole]

She actually said that?
So umm why hasn't she posted in the "Do you do drugs" thread yet?

 

[Absinthe]

I'd still **** Paris. I have a thing for skinny blonde chicks.

 

[<RJMC>]

I will never **** her

who knows what hav entered into her thing

 

[Que-Ever]

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black hair > brunettes btw

isn't that what black hair is...?

 

[Krynn72]

isn't that what black hair is...?

Dark or brown hair. People usually give black hair its own category, and think of brunettes as anyone with any shade (dark to light) brown hair.

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

+2 to exprimentation on her.

Maybe they can find out what makes her popular exactly. She's not that attractive. She's stupid as a cement brick. She's full of herself.
Her name is even stupid.

:|
Me = not getting it.

Would I bang her? In a second.
Only because I'm one horny bitch****er. No other reason.

 

[Que-Ever]

Dark or brown hair. People usually give black hair its own category, and think of brunettes as anyone with any shade (dark to light) brown hair.

k, I always just put black in with brunette. I guess I'm wierd.

 

[Sparta]

Yeah Paris Hilton is a great person. Just great.

All the charity work she does proves it. You know, like when she said back in 2003 that she would organise a concert to benefit a Australia with a bunch of other celebrities to raise 200,000. And nothing ever happened.

Since then alot of the kids involved in that charity have died.

Yeah she's awesome.

 

[99.vikram]

Did Princess Di and Marilyn Monroe have a wierd pet collection? :|

 

[Que-Ever]

Yes, actually, they both also had pet rats which they dressed up in expensive clothes originally intended for midgets.

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

Yes, actually, they both also had pet rats which they dressed up in expensive clothes originally intended for midgets.

Sounds like someone I'd like to meet.

 

[Cole]

Sounds like someone I'd like to meet.

While they were dressed up in them?

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

While they were dressed up in them?

While who was dressed up in what?

 

[Moto]

I hate her.

 

[Thread]

I hate her.

I love your avatar.

 

[Razor]

she is stupid. but anyone who claims they wouldnt hit it is a lying scumbag.

I'd hit it 6 times a night, everynight....with a large club.

 

[gick]

“There’s nobody in the world like me,” she told the UK’s Sunday Times. “I think every decade has an iconic blonde — like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana — and right now, I’m that icon.”

Personally I think that the 'iconic blonde' of the 21st century is Scarlet Johanson.

Marylin Monroe, Princess Diana - classy ladies.
Paris Hilton - malnourished, stupid bonky-eyed parasite.