Paris Hilton Thread #2347

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Threads about this bint usually irriate me, but my god this takes the biscuit:

The Sun said:
PRISON bosses threatened to put PARIS HILTON on a DRIP after she refused to eat.

Doctors were alerted after the 25-year-old star appeared 'weak and lethargic' and was found to have lost more than 5lb in just a week.

Paris' weight has fallen from 110lbs to 100lbs after she was sent back to jail in Lynwood, Los Angeles, for flouting a driving ban.

One insider said: 'After she was transferred back, Paris refused to eat.

'Staff became worried as she seems very thin with her bones poking out. She was also very weak and lethargic.

'They threatened to put her on an intravenous drip to rehydrate her and give her some nourishment unless she started eating.

'She has since managed to get a little food down, but doctors are closely monitoring her.'

Insiders say her only human contact is with doctors and three deputies who monitor her 24 hours a day.
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IT'S OK FOLKS, SHE'S DOING IT FOR WOMEN'S RIGHTS! LONG LIVE THE SUFFRAGETTES!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2007280376,00.html?BAC-Y5A002905903
 
She doesn't want to eat? Her loss. More for us.
 
meh let her rot like every other prisoner ..I mean Bobby Sands they dont force food on but Paris Hilton? omg we cant lose such an important figure ..humanity will suffer the consequences if she leaves this planet prematurely ...why doesnt a prisoner shiv her already goddammit
 
Hunger strike, huh? Hopefully she'll succeed, the world will be a better place.
 
Wait... She's in jail in Lynwood? I'm so going to give her the album "Straight Outta Lynwood" when she gets out :D
 
tehsolace said:
what the hell is she trying to prove?
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Nothing, She wants out. She'll want removed from prison into hospital or something.
 
She was already skinny as ****. o_0
 
"I CAN'T STAND THIS PLACE! They don't even have *gags* heroin!"
 
I don't think this chick has the work ethic to go on a hunger strike....
 
CptStern said:
meh let her rot like every other prisoner ..I mean Bobby Sands they dont force food on but Paris Hilton? omg we cant lose such an important figure ..humanity will suffer the consequences if she leaves this planet prematurely ...why doesnt a prisoner shiv her already goddammit
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No chance of that happening since the warden and probably a few dozen swat teams are "monitoring her 24/7". Wouldn't want anything "bad" to happen to lil miss cocksucker now would we?
 
What? GREAT ****ING ROLE MODEL YOU ANOREXIC PUSSY.
 
So, is the remainder of her sentence long enough to die of starvation? Because if it is, oh boy!
 
You know what, let's not call her by her name anymore. From now on she's Prisoner #9818783. Maybe if everyone in the world who hates her starts doing it, she'll learn some humility and stop acting like a ****ing child.
 
Has anyone told Prisoner #9818783 just how short her sentence is, maby if she had got a few years then there would be some kind of reason for this but hell ~45 days. Someone needs to do some parenting.
 
Political Prisoner status for Paris Hilton!
 
I'm hoping Prisoner #9818783 will starve herself to death and make the world a better place.
 
wait....you mean to tell me she ate before she went to prison? that is news to me.
 
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