Paris Hilton words of wisdom

[CptStern]

I bought, like, a monkey, a tiger and some ferrets. I tried to bring them on a commercial flight and they wouldn't let me fly with all the animals. They said it wasn't a travelling circus. So I had to drive all the way home from Vegas in the limo with all these animals, there was like six. It was a lot.

http://www.pr-inside.com/hiltons-flight-drama-r9540.htm


newsflash that would make stern's day

"Paris Hilton found in limo half eaten, animal companions say it was a mercy killing"

seriously how can someone that stupid possibly still be alive ..surely her own stupidity should have finished her off by now

 

[Maxi]

Wow.

 

[Hazar]

rofl

 

[Reginald]

You don't have Chantelle in the US, do you?

[To George on hearing he was an MP]: "Does that mean you work in that big room with the green seats?"

 

[CptStern]

heh top this

"I get to go to a lot of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney spears

 

[Pressure]

What's so stupid about that? It was, like, a lot of animals!

 

[tehsolace]

Just goes to show what happens to women when they grow up spoiled and rich...

 

[CptStern]

ah this story made my day after reading about Hiltons latest idiotic escapades



http://www.buffalonews.com/editorial/20060623/1027995.asp


this guy mattered to society ..Hilton ..well she'd have a hard time spelling society

 

[Adidajs]

ah this story made my day after reading about Hiltons latest idiotic escapades



http://www.buffalonews.com/editorial/20060623/1027995.asp


this guy mattered to society ..Hilton ..well she'd have a hard time spelling society

that was a nice story. nicer than even the Buffett story.

 

[bliink]

Paris is a 'tard

 

[Pressure]

Paris is a genius in disguise. She's just waiting for the right time to reveal it.

 

[Shakermaker]

I'd still hit it.

 

[Pressure]

I wouldn't.

 

[bliink]

I'd still hit it.

You hit her, and about 25 STD's would hit you right back!

 

[Pressure]

26, I counted.

 

[Shakermaker]

You hit her, and about 25 STD's would hit you right back!

Condoms ftw

 

[bliink]

Condoms ftw

Heh.. ever seen hydrochloric acid burn through a sheet of paper?

 

[Pressure]

I'd still hit it.

 

[Hazar]

Loli

 

[Jintor]

Lol, critical hit!

 

[burnzie]

That was a touching story actully. the old man and the millions.

As for paris, her std's have become so concentrated, they have evolved beyond there micro ameba state into fully living organisms. See her dog Tinkerbell ... thats actully herpes. And you know that linday lohan? Actully a highly evolved form of gonorrhea.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Old man gives away millions.

Paris Hilton buys, like, alot of animals.

LOL.

 

[Steven]

Surely her stupidity is sarcasm?

 

[99.vikram]

Surely her stupidity is sarcasm?

She probably can't spell sarcasm.

 

[CptStern]

That was a touching story actully. the old man and the millions.

As for paris, her std's have become so concentrated, they have evolved beyond there micro ameba state into fully living organisms. See Tinkerbell ... thats actully herpes. And you know that linday lohan? Actully a highly evolved form of gonorrhea.

lol ..I always thought they looked kinda dirty