paris hitlon engaged, But

[baron insig]

No wedding date has been set. It would be the first marriage for both

lol the story can be found here, well it isnt really a story just some skanky rich bitch getting engaged :hmph:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,158093,00.html

 

[Feath]

There was more important news last night. Patrick Stewart went to hospital with heart problems.

EDIT: in fact, it's so important, I'll make a thread on it.

 

[Harryz]

This is me caring. Shes a big bitch.

 

[xLostx]

Like it'll last. The divorce will be turned into a TV show.

 

[ACLeroK212]

whooooooore

 

[oldagerocker]

The rich keeping the rich richer.

 

[Teta_Bonita]

Let's place bets on how long it will last!

my bet: 3 days

 

[mortiz]

Rofl, they have the same first name! That's just...weird. They're also both set to inherit untold millions, probably those two things are the only things they have in common.

 

[Gunner]

I really hope they get AIDS.

 

[Maxi]

50$ says she breaks up with him within a year.

 

[Asknoone]

And someone would marry the talking cow because...?

 

[SimonomiS]

And someone would marry the talking cow because...?

Money, publicity, the chance to star in another leaked sex tape?

 

[Maxi]

Well I'd probably marry her if the sex was good. Then dump her after a year. Wait I probably wouldn't marry her, just **** her and then dump her after it gets boring.

 

[Asknoone]

Well if you like talking to large planks of wood..

 

[CyberPitz]

she'll prolly just **** some other guys and get divorced for it..

 

[Parrot of doom]

I don't get the whole Paris Hilton thing. Shes a minger famous for.....nothing.

 

[bvasgm]

Let's place bets on how long it will last!

my bet: 3 days

I like to root for the underdog. I say she goes the distance. A month.

 

[StardogChampion]

Nicole Richie's farrrr hotter, especially now she's slimmed down. The guy Nicole goes out with is kinda ugly which suggests she's a cool person, woot.

 

[Deemo]

They are both sluts.

WHAT HAS SOCIETY COME TO

 

[>>FrEnZy<<]

yes. What has society come to?

 

[>>FrEnZy<<]

lets start up an anti-hilton cult and murder paris.

 

[Ajed]

You know there was this new movie that goes on the cinema now that i was planning to see, can't remember what it was called but it was that new horror wax movie thing.

Then i saw she played in it on the poster and decided i was going to boikot this potencial "ok" movie just because of that, who's with me?


This is it, http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0397065/

The house of wax! Now that's cheesy

 

[jondy]

I've said it before and by God I'll say it again: **** Paris Hilton.

 

[Danimal]

Just wait till she gets pregnant and the partner leaves her.

 

[G-Dub]

Imagine a Paris Hilton movie, based on her.

/me shudders

 

[baron insig]

/me comforts Devvo

 

[Burn]

Theres allready one, its called house of wax, it stars her and her breasts. Just watch the trailer....

 

[Danimal]

They should make a movie of people throwing rocks at her non-stop for two hours.

I'd call it "Stoned bitch."

that would be boring. with a rating of something like 18+.

it would be better if she was launched into space then subjected to radiation, vacume, and extreme heat/cold.

She'd die too quickly, plus, I don't want to kill her... Just humiliate/traumitize/cause suffering to her.

 

[15357]

They should make a movie of people throwing rocks at her non-stop for two hours.

I'd call it "Stoned bitch."

that would be boring. with a rating of something like 18+.

it would be better if she was launched into space then subjected to radiation, vacume, and extreme heat/cold.

 

[Insano]

* Joims comforts Devvo

Oh my god, you've got 1337 posts :O

 

[baron insig]

indeed i did notice that took a screenie!!! i was tempted to fix it so i took the screen at 13:37 too!

didnt tho thought that would be a bit cheap

 

[bvasgm]

Oh my god, you've got 1337 posts :O

NEVER POST AGAIN!!!1

it would be better if she was launched into space then subjected to radiation, vacume, and extreme heat/cold.

Now that's a movie I'd pay to see. It could be called: frozen/melted/radiated bitch...in space!!!

 

[15357]

She'd die too quickly, plus, I don't want to kill her... Just humiliate/traumitize/cause suffering to her.

new idea: she gets thrown into a garbage truck, driven around for 500kms, dumped in a waste processor, somehow lands in BMRF, and subjected to everything anomalous in there. without dying.

thank you bvasgm.

 

[Insano]

NEVER POST AGAIN!!!1

I was just being helpful

 

[baron insig]

lol i tihnk he is suggesting i never post again.......

 

[Insano]

I see...

/me slams his head against the wall

 

[15357]

I see...

* Insane slams his head against the wall

must i call the mental hospital again?


on topic: who here hates paris hilton?

 

[baron insig]

i dont hate her, i just ignore her

 

[oldagerocker]

I ignore her too, but she'd still get it. :naughty:

 

[Insano]

must i call the mental hospital again?


on topic: who here hates paris hilton?

Never mind, I'm already there, but I hacked the computer so I can get on the HL2.net Off-topic forum! Muhahaha!

:farmer: