Party experiences

[Smoke]

In honour of the amount of alocholics here, I give you a party thread.

Simply describe a party you have been too, your best, your worst, any party.

Simple nights in/out count as well. This is much like the Psychedelic experiences thread.

Go my drunken army, go!

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Friend's b-day when he got the 'brand new gamecube', loads of fun on SSB.

 

[Steve]

It was a clear, cool New Years eve. 2006 rapidly approached. HAPPY NEW YEAR shouted the 50 or so people crammed into my small 2-bedroom apartment. After sloppy makeouts with my girlfriend, I went to retrieve my two bottle of champagne. One was Extra Dry, the other Brut. Why choose if you don't have to? I opened each respectively, and gripped the next of each one securley with my hands. The drinking commenced. About 10 minutes later, I lifted one bottle up to my lips to have a swig. No dice. The bottle was empty. Frantic and desperate, I tried the other, BUT TO NO AVAIL. They were empty, and I was all alone in the world. 2 hours in front of my toilet would be my consolation prize.

 

[staticprimer]

My friend's 21st birthday. He wanted a techno party so we got black lights, strobe lights, and a whole lot of glow sticks. I put together 5 hours worth of techno for it. Initially we intended to only have a handful of people over, but before we knew it we had over 30 people (quite a bit for the space we had in our apartment, and over double the amount allowed by the complex) The funniest point of the night for me was when I was talking to the cops who broke up the party quite drunk and wearing glow sticks around my neck and wrists. I didn't even notice it at the time, but my neighbors pointed it out a little while later when they came by to see what happened. I'm not exactly sure how we got away with only a warning on that one...

 

[operative x]

At this new years party (This was the first time i got drunk and i got Hammered with a capital H) and there were these two lesbians. At first, I just kind of normally shook peoples hands and said hello. Then i finally came into contact with the lesbos. I of course acted like a nice guy, introduced myself, they said "nice shirt" i said "thanks". A couple of shot glasses later and i was holding hands/hugging with them (and of course when i hugged them, i prolonged my hand going up and down their back making it a little more affectionate feeling) and rubbing my cheek up against theirs. One thing led to another and the next thing i new i was sandwiched between the two of them making out. I did pretty good that night. I got like +150 kudo points for making out with them. But that was nothing compared to the +500 points for finding out they were only 17! (im 19) SHWING! Lesbians sure do love to party.

 

[poo poo head]

Parties suck...

At this one party, 2 of my brothers friends were shot dead. At another party, one of my old friends was shot with a 12 gauge and is paralyzed.

Yea, parties ****in suck

 

[DEATHMASTER]

south cali parties...def. wont ever go there.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

this recent new years at a party I nutted in this black chicks mouth without telling her first she was pissed. Then drugged up for 5 days straight with no sleep and on day 5 crashed out for 2 days straight after I began to act crazy (serious)

its funny and memorable to me because the binge basically began just like I told it.

 

[operative x]

Parties suck...

At this one party, 2 of my brothers friends were shot dead. At another party, one of my old friends was shot with a 12 gauge and is paralyzed.

Yea, parties ****in suck

Your parties suck.

 

[Doppelgofer]

at one party i was with 3000 girls and the floor morphed into water and all of them were hopelessly treading water naked with me on the only island in this sea of water, watching them all, sat on my throne polishing my crown whilst my butler among men held binoculars to my eyes so i could see boobs from afar

at another party, my eyes became plug sockets and two men plugged their electric shavers into them and i could hear merciless shaving of hair upon 2 faces but there was nothing i could do because my arms were infact 2 humongous motionless question marks

then at this party i hosted, a bird flew in through the window which was odd because it was a windowless room underground at the core of the planet and i didn't put out any invitations for no birds. we drank long into the night and talked about how previous girls we had shared intimate moments with had ****ed us over big time

i drove a thousand miles to my next party and it was in the midst of a desert yet there were no people there, just a well and a bucket so i decided that i couldn't stay and went home to bed just in time to turn on the news about a huge party in blackpool so i was like YEAH i'm going to this and i arrived at blackpool tower only to find it replaced with a well and a bucket. i was like wtf m8, so i went home, tucked myself up and turned the radio on. low and behold...party in scarborough...so i put my party clothes on and head to scarborough. by the time i arrive, britain is in a state of post apocolyptic anarchy and i cry into the cold concrete which in turn, gathers together to make a tear party so i shrink myself down and forget the whole problem of britain being in any trouble and party on down with my tears

i know how to have a good time

 

[Smoke]

One of the parties I went too... The sound of marshmellows hitting heads while high and drunk (I`d starting smoking weed that day, we were not ****ing around with the amounts either, I`ve never smoked so much to this day)

Watching the sun set with joints and beers in our hands on top of a cliff, then a night of hilarious antics, running through dark woods, and steak over a campfire.

Win.

 

[Doppelgofer]

Watching the sun set with joints and beers in our hands on top of a cliff

richard?

 

[Shift]

the parties between my mates are awsome, i rarely get hammered admitedly but whoever's b-day it is, we just get them absultely blasted, and its hilarious

 

[CyberPitz]

Guitar Hero, and random drunken antics are how my parties generally go...

 

[Iron Kat]

At my brother's last New Year's party, one of his mates accidentally put his head through our big fish tank, killing all but two of the fish and leaving a huge mess in the livingroom. My mum was devastated. Since then, my brother hasn't been allowed to have parties without us (my mum and dad and me) being there.

 

[Smoke]

How thick is his head?!

 

[cheddarrr]

Hmm... rolling down the stairs 3x in one night, twice while on the phone with people. so many good times.. lol

 

[knut]

My mates parents have this huge **** off house in the hills behind our village which is pretty much in the middle of nowhere. He had the place to his self for a week so all of us pretty close mates just stayed there for about 5 days. The first night was the start of the summer holidays, and I remember us all going straight there after like 4 hours of exams in the boiling heat. All afternoon, all evening and then most of the morning of just sitting out in the garden, in the fields, on the decking, at this huge table, under those heat-lampost thingies, all of this with tons of BBQ food, mad amounts of crates and then all sorts of whiskey for the morning when it got a bit colder.

He throws great parties. His birthday tomorrow - going to be wicked.

 

[Smoke]

Antipop...that sounds godlike.

 

[JNightshade]

Any of my friend Levon's parties. His parents are both insanely liberal and extremely hands-off, so there will literally be 30+ kids in his basement and kitchen. It'll be ten kids in one room in a Smash tournament, and 25 in the next room, equipped with a hookah, two bongs, two bowls, infinite joints and blunts, and maybe seven or eight bottles of liquor. At midnight, we take it outside, and light up our joints in his back yard and front porch. Then we sit around the fire, chill, and generally hook up with whatever girl is nearest/hottest/coolest. Everyone there is of a different race/ethnicity/social group, so you meet all sorts of incredibly cool people. There's always music blasting, from Daft Punk to Immortal Technique, and we usually have a minimum of three TV's going at once. At 3 or so, when we're stoned out of our ****ing skulls and absolutely ravenous, we break out the food. We'll have upwards of ten kids manning four grills, a stove, an oven, and a microwave. To give you an idea of the scope of this, we managed to eat over 300 bucks' worth of meat in a single night last August. Then, at six or seven, we'll gather up our joints and take a walk to a nearby park, where we watch the sun come up from the playground structure. Then we head back and drink some more. We usually get to sleep somewhere between 10 and noon.

Then we wake up at six and do it all over again.

 

[xcellerate]

Just a regular old party, my girlfriend had been drinking a lot and she went to the bathroom to sit down, so I went in with her. We sat their drinking water for a few minutes before she goes, "get out!" which I decided meant, "I'm gonna throw up." So I stepped out and went back to mingling.

A few minutes later I see my roommate turn a really ugly color and run for the bathroom; I grab the trashcan on my way to stop him since my girlfriend was already in there but it was too late.....

She was throwing up when he ran in, and he couldn't hold it any longer and he threw up all over her. The host of the party decides she can wash my girlfriend's clothes and she can wear some of the hosts clothes while they dry. The problem is my girlfriend can't even stand up, and there's vomit all over the bathroom now. So two girls their volunteer to help my girlfriend take a shower.

The three girls all strip down to their underwear and get in the shower, they try and hold my girlfriend up and wash the vomit out of her hair, while the host of the party cleans the vomit off the floor and every guy there pushes there way into the bathroom cellphone camera in hand.

I guess it's not super-amazing, but pretty much all the other stories are just fights.

 

[Seppo]

The three girls all strip down to their underwear and get in the shower

I guess it's not super-amazing

What's your definition of super-amazing?

 

[Sulkdodds]

As there are plenty of mad-excess style stories in this thread already, I'll just point to the time me and a few others came back drunk to someone's house after a party earlier, slumped on the sofa, turned on the massive plasma television and watched in horror as a pair of hands, equipped with various tools and spiky things, methodically examined a woman's vagina, using tweezers to lift up various bits, pinching and stimulating others, commentating all the while in a documentary style.

Outside, the sirens wailed.

Then we wake up at six and do it all over again.

Mind if I drop in if I'm ever in the states?

 

[Iron Kat]

How thick is his head?!

Very! He wasn't even badly hurt!!!

 

[Evo]

My mates parents have this huge **** off house in the hills behind our village which is pretty much in the middle of nowhere. He had the place to his self for a week so all of us pretty close mates just stayed there for about 5 days. The first night was the start of the summer holidays, and I remember us all going straight there after like 4 hours of exams in the boiling heat. All afternoon, all evening and then most of the morning of just sitting out in the garden, in the fields, on the decking, at this huge table, under those heat-lampost thingies, all of this with tons of BBQ food, mad amounts of crates and then all sorts of whiskey for the morning when it got a bit colder.

He throws great parties. His birthday tomorrow - going to be wicked.

Wow...that sounds so amazing!

<3 AntiPop!

Generally just getting really drunk with mates is what happens, playing some drinking games etc.

 

[knut]

It really is, man. I just hope tomorrow is sunny and warm like today was. **** I can't wait. Going to be one huge catch up, and there's nothing better at a party than seeing someone you haven't seen in a while arrive. Oh, the amount of Wheeeyyyy!'s being shouted...

 

[Evo]

It really is, man. I just hope tomorrow is sunny and warm like today was. **** I can't wait. Going to be one huge catch up, and there's nothing better at a party than seeing someone you haven't seen in a while arrive. Oh, the amount of Wheeeyyyy!'s being shouted...

Often get the 'Wheeeyyyy!'s' when go to the rock club in town, but not the same

Damn i wasted my time being single, missed all the opportunities to pull when at parties purely cos i was never drunk enough or was too drunk!

D:

 

[JNightshade]

Mind if I drop in if I'm ever in the states?

Oh, it would be no problem at all... except that next year we're all gonna be off to college D:

Of course, consider yourself welcome to party at my dorm whenever you want

 

[Kula Meenur]

lol this thread is getting weird