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short recoil said:
My tricks usually involve some ape like show of alpha male strength.
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Ape? Alpha male? I rather use wolves as example when showing off the alpha male and alpha female system.. Apes.. Bah.. Smelly, disgusting creatures.. Just like most humans!:thumbs:
Wolves are so much cooler :p
Actually, from an intelligent viewpoint the Bonobo species are the most interesting alpha males imo..
They seriously use things like political alliances and backstabbing to oust the ruling alpha and take over his place!
Thus they don't ONLY work off physical prowess, but also mental prowess, that's rather cool for a non-human animal species imo.:p
 
I can do alot of Magic Tricks, a la Derren Brown.
 
I can put my right elbow on my left shoulder, behind my head. I can scratch the top of my head from behind my back. Also, I can lick my elbows :p ...but I never go to parties so I don't really have anyone to show it to.
 
Sebastian said:
I can have a good philopsophical discussion and make everyone feel bad about themselves. You should see how emo everyone is after I leave the party. The looks on their sad faces are priceless.
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Wow, sounds like a hoot.
As a philosophy student, I like talking about it, and I don't think there's any point in skirting around the depressing bits (ie: most of the realistic bits) but to specifically depress people... Yeah good on ya :hmph:

If there's one thing the pathetic contingency of this finite mortal coil of ours should teach us, it's that we should have some f*cking fun, not go out of our way to depress people. Christ...
 
I can outdrink most people. Plus, I'm able to do spirits straight, something that never ceases to amaze people. In addition, I tend to hook up with someone random. I can also do a few silly magic tricks, and can smoke cigars and look cool.

-Angry Lawyer
 
Premature aging caused by overflow of testosterone ftw.......

-Angry Lawyer
 
Me and Jesus would have had some really hardcore nights out with that talent.

-Angry Lawyer
 
I forgot about that vibrating the eyes thing, I can do that!
 
Dog-- said:
I forgot about that vibrating the eyes thing, I can do that!
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Have you ever BEEN to a party? I don't remember when vibrating eyes counted for jack shit. Unless you're REALLY wasted, or high.

When I'm at a party, I'm usually relaxed and very laid back. I just watch what goes on and mumble about deep philosophical shit, not really to anyone, just saying it outloud so anyone who wants to listen can hear and not be afraid to comment or keep it to themselves.
 
I can also sing. You might laugh, until you hear me. It gets girls like NOTHING ELSE.
 
i can out drink most of my friends...although my cousins are telling me i need to stop drinking.

I've been sober for a week!
 
JNightshade said:
I can also sing. You might laugh, until you hear me. It gets girls like NOTHING ELSE.
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Weren't you the one on TV singing? You star, you...
 
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Not really a party trick, but my voice goes really, really deep (58Hz lol). I don't know anyone that can go that deep.
 
JNightshade said:
I can also sing. You might laugh, until you hear me. It gets girls like NOTHING ELSE.
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As someone who takes lessons, I agree with the above statement. Nothing says hawt than being able to seronade a woman with a PROPER singing voice.

Out of interest, how long have you been learning?

-Angry Lawyer
 
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