Pat Robertson, AKA Hercules

[Kamikazie]

The "700 Club" host's feat of strength is recounted on the Web site of his Christian Broadcasting Network, in a posting headlined "How Pat Robertson Leg Pressed 2,000 Pounds."

Holy jeepers Batman, we have a modern day Hercules on our hands!

He has Jesus strength!

 

[Dog--]

I could do that.....

*tries, breakes legs*


*Runs and hides in corner*


*Cries*

 

[15357]

SHOOT HIM! HE'S A MUTANT!

 

[MiccyNarc]

That's nothing. Short Recoil once leg pressed 2,000 tons, while pleasuring 8 women and killing a bear just by staring at it.

 

[wildchild730]

Yeah? Well I once pressed 40 million tons on each finger whilst pleasuring 50 women and killing 12 bears by blinking

 

[Murray_H]

My first friend was twig. Some bitch broke it.

 

[15357]

Yeah? Well I once pressed 40 million tons on each finger whilst pleasuring 50 women and killing 12 bears by blinking

And short recoil possesed you.

 

[Zephos]

And short recoil possesed you.

While leg pressing 2,000 tons, pleasuring 8 women and killing a bear just by staring at it.

 

[Dalamari]

Pat Robertson is a douche

 

[Danimal]

I could do that.....

*tries, breakes legs*


*Runs and hides in corner*


*Cries*

How could you run to a corner with broken legs? D:

 

[Razor]

How could you run to a corner with broken legs? D:

Because he's a man with a great big pair of solid brass balls and is as hard as nails.

 

[Jangle]

Because he's a man with a great big pair of solid brass balls and is as hard as nails.

And he eats power tools for breakfast.

 

[JNightshade]

With tabasco sauce

Anyway, yeah. Dalamari is correct- Pat Robertson is a douche. A big, heaping, dripping bag of douche :|