PC Gamer gets all face zoomy with Gabe Newell

[CptStern]

anyone notice the pic of gabe in all the recent pcgamer interviews with him?


http://www.pcgamer.com/2010/09/09/interview-valve-on-13-things-theyve-failed-at/
http://www.pcgamer.com/2010/09/11/interview-valve-on-why-theyd-make-the-half-life-movie/
http://www.pcgamer.com/2010/09/13/gabe-newell-next-gen-game-engines-will-be-ten-times-harder/
http://www.pcgamer.com/2010/09/14/interview-valve-want-to-see-you-sweat-and-make-a-game-of-it/
http://www.pcgamer.com/2010/09/15/we-ask-gabe-newell-about-piracy-drm-and-episode-three/

 

[Wanted Bob]

To fit any more of him in the picture would require them to back out of the room to take the picture.

 

[MJ12]

Holy Shit, I just figured it out. It all makes sense now.

 

[evil^milk]

For some reason this had me laughing in tears. I dont know what it was, maybe the combination of the music and his facial expressions.

****ing hilarious

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlRiVfWR8j0

Just thought this was relevant.

 

[VirusType2]

Holy Shit, I just figured it out. It all makes sense now.

Damn; I loled

 

[Mogi67]

I bet EP3 was cancelled. Why else would there be such awkwardness?

 

[DEATHMASTER]

PC Gamer: Is there some sort of big surprise in Episode Three?

Gabe Newell: …

(Long, uncomfortable pause)

Doug Lombardi: Next question! (Laughs)

PC Gamer: When are you going to start talking about it?

Gabe Newell: …

(Long, uncomfortable pause)

Doug Lombardi: Next question!

GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!

 

[CptStern]

it's awkward because there is no Episode 3. there never was. in fact they're planning on revealing that gordon was killed shortly after the events of episode 2

 

[StarBob]

They're going to wait 6 years and make a new game in a new engine.

 

[CptStern]

they're just retooling the Half-life universe to branch out into other types of franchises like

Lego Half Life: the Complete Saga (now featuring EP3)
Guitar Hero Breen
World of Vortigaunt
Plants VS Headcrab Zombies
Half-life: Reach

etc

 

[CyberPitz]

Half Life: Modern Warfare

 

[Stigmata]

Episode 3: Myst

 

[Dekstar]

Q-Breen

 

[StarBob]

Radioactive Decay 3

 

[YROC]

Madden NFL Episode 3

 

[CyberPitz]

Tomb Raider: Episode 3

 

[VirusType2]

Episode 3: Episode 2

 

[Ravioli]

Left4Dead 3: Episode 1: Chapter 1: Part 1: The beginning: Episode 1: Chapter 1: Part 1

 

[CptStern]

Half-Life Cooking Mama
Leisure Suit Gordon
Half-Life Horse Adventures

 

[Stigmata]

G-man Hero 3: Battle of the Bureaucracies

*comes with true-scale plastic briefcase controller

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Call of Crowbar: Episode 3

 

[DEATH eVADER]

Combine: Total War

 

[highlander]

the battle of middle black mesa.

 

[Sedako]

Here they are on one page:

http://www.pcgamer.com/tag/valve-week/

 

[YROC]

 

[Asknoone]

The next joke Episode 3 title post and everyone is banned!

 

[Top Secret]

Episode 3: Samon's Revenge

 

[kineaesth]

Well, it's been a fun 4 years guys. See you when I see you.

 

[Remus]

Episode 3: Samon's Revenge

Orange Alert 2: Breen's Revenge

 

[Stigmata]

Freshwater Feed 3: The Salmon Strike Back

 

[McGooTheWise]

Duke Nukem: Black Mesa Project 3D

 

[Danimal]

Episode 33: The Gabe Newell Deception

 

[JUL3]

Half-Life 2: Episode 3D.

 

[Stigmata]

I can't decide if that was worth it.

[edit] The tradeoff between internet acclaim and stoic professionalism in the usage of the Gabezoom, I mean.

 

[Top Secret]

Half-Life 2: Episode 3: Half-Life 3: The Game!

 

[Yuri]

Holy Shit, I just figured it out. It all makes sense now.

you win

 

[Dynasty]

I can't decide if that was worth it.

[edit] The tradeoff between internet acclaim and stoic professionalism in the usage of the Gabezoom, I mean.

Please stop using such big words, like 'in'.

 

[<RJMC>]

gorodn freeman erotic adventure's: episode 3,"left 4 dead girls special" and "chell's cake"

 

[DEATHMASTER]

First announcement of three...need them soon!

 

[xombine]

Half-Life The Board Game