peer pressure

So am I, Zombie Master depends on you. Anyway, you haven't answered my question, what is Teachers like?
 
Llama said:
Of course, the person could always do the right thing and tell you to get bent when you make the original offer...

...*tries method* :p
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I'd ask you to smoke with me if i knew you :) <3

Angry Lawyer said:
That'd be incredibly bad for my mental health, and I'm glad I don't live anywhere near you.

-Angry Lawyer
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:D That'd be the least of your worries if i lived near you
 
Llama said:
So am I, Zombie Master depends on you. Anyway, you haven't answered my question, what is Teachers like?
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Educational.

-Angry Lawyer
 
So did I.

But to those who don't drink whiskey regularly, it tastes exactly the same as the rest of them. Personally, I haven't really tried Teachers.

-Angry Lawyer
 
Angry Lawyer said:
So did I.

But to those who don't drink whiskey regularly, it tastes exactly the same as the rest of them. Personally, I haven't really tried Teachers.

-Angry Lawyer
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It's all about the Jose.

Ikerous said:
Nice lyrics but terrible genre :laugh:
Then again i listen to christian rock o.O
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:P I just started playing it when I posted that and it's barely half way through. haha
 
You know what, Rakurai? Even though our political opinions differ to some extent, you and I would get along great. Grab a cigar, and a scotch on the rocks, and we're in business.

-Angry Lawyer
 
Angry Lawyer said:
You know what, Rakurai? Even though our political opinions differ to some extent, you and I would get along great. Grab a cigar, and a scotch on the rocks, and we're in business.

-Angry Lawyer
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:smoking:

edit: hehe I don't really even discuss politics in person, mostly internets.
 
RakuraiTenjin said:
:P I just started playing it when I posted that and it's barely half way through. haha
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Yea, i got about 2 minutes in before i got scared :|
I dont listen to music well
 
I was using Firefox when it was first a publically released beta, back when that called it "Firebird" or something like that. I'm on the cutting edge.

Also, thank you kngHenry for keeping these boards lively.
 
Ah man, in that case, I wouldn't freak out about it. It's crazy as hell, but kids are doing this stuff younger and younger these days... that's just how it is. I smoked for my first time when I was 15, and I've never had an issue with it. It's scary, yes, and I fully support you for going your own way, but I wouldn't stress over it too much.

That said, if someone you know gets into the hard stuff (i.e. coke, heroin, crack, ecstasy, etc.) I'd do something about it.
 
JNightshade said:
Ah man, in that case, I wouldn't freak out about it. It's crazy as hell, but kids are doing this stuff younger and younger these days... that's just how it is. I smoked for my first time when I was 15, and I've never had an issue with it. It's scary, yes, and I fully support you for going your own way, but I wouldn't stress over it too much.

That said, if someone you know gets into the hard stuff (i.e. coke, heroin, crack, ecstasy, etc.) I'd do something about it.
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Jeff....drugs are bad.
 
I must admit, even in the later days of my handsome youth, I have sorely succumbed to the wretched taste of peer pressure many times on occasion. *chuckles gloriously to himself as he reminisces the days of yonder lore* One particular event permanently scars my brain in a seizure of glory. Hahahah YES! The memories come streaming down like a trickle of god sperm from Heaven! An excellent story to tell, gather round my children, as I say my tale of damnéd peér pressure.

One day, as I was penning down the digits of a Spanish beauty, I happened to chance upon a dime. Why what? In the middle of nonexistence on the floor of my local neighborhood designated walking area? I could not let such a currency go to waste so I portly dressed myself down to the dime in the middle of the road. Spanish beauty gaspered, "Why El Señor! 'Tis the lucky dime on this day of the Saint Banderas!"

I chuckledly replied, "Fair women, off my crotch, pray thee have any suggestions for my fair lady?"

To which they euphemiscally denied, "We are not on your crotch El Señor! We most suggest a dime of bag!"

"The risque herb!?" I shouted in dismay! "It is......illegal!"

"But you, you El Señor are the most bravest, handsomest, strongest, cleverest, smartest, dubioust, crassiust man of the eastern provinces!"

"There shall be no denying of that."

"Then that is why! You must purchase the leaf! For a dime. A bag."

And thus, I subbcomest to mein fuhrer ladies, and to the block there I walked sliding my foot forward and then my other one, slowly, contemplating the women in the back of my matter. A great moral dilemma raced through my bloodstream, beating through my aortian walls. Should I purchase the green with my green? Or dare not to legal break and pimp slap whore? Classic witchery and in the bliink of an eye, Mister Corner Store delivered his package into my hands. I toyed around with it, grapsing and pulling in many positions, trying to deduce the true mechanisms of the natural object.

"Why here be true herbs. Thank you dark stranger of legal NAAWWWT!" I wrastled from my mouth.

"Pleasure doing business with you man of gentle ******ry," he silently retorted.

"Dost thou mockest and challegengest me?"

"Nay, fair lad, you locks wave in the air."

I thrust my hair at him, then pulled away, allowing my golden curls to wave in the wind, complementing my Aryan blue eyes.
 
*claps*

I definitely need to see a "making of" for the posts Shens makes. I do wonder how long he spends on them. There is so much hidden meaning in them...
 
maybe you should mind your own business and not pass judgement on others. If they ask for help give it, but don't assume that other people's problems are your own.
 
Sex too early is really a crime. If you're religious, there's the main reason you shouldn't. If you're not, ...let me put it this way: "When you're with the woman you love and you will spend the rest of your life with her, what do you want to give her? A crisp, fresh chocolate bar, or a half-melted, messy, half-eaten one?"
 
Except you're never gonna keep the girl of your dreams if you're a bumbling 30 year old that had no idea how to please a woman.
 
Dan said:
Except you're never gonna keep the girl of your dreams if you're a bumbling 30 year old that had no idea how to please a woman.
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This idea is completely unrealistic.
 
Ask anyone who's had sex. Being a virgin may be an asset for a pretty young girl, but it wears thin for a guy cause he's usually the one that's leading the show. If you're a teenager, maybe it's cute, nobody cares, it's expected, but eventually you gotta learn how to unhook a bra without looking.

I think the idea of saving yourselves for one person is kind of silly, and you'd probably regret it at some point. Wet dreams are God's way of telling you to start having sex. You're body is made for having sex. You produce millions of sperm cells each day and they sure weren't meant to be saved up and splurged on one woman, quite literally.
 
Dan said:
Ask anyone who's had sex. Being a virgin may be an asset for a pretty young girl, but it wears thin for a guy cause he's usually the one that's leading the show. If you're a teenager, maybe it's cute, nobody cares, it's expected, but eventually you gotta learn how to unhook a bra without looking.

I think the idea of saving yourselves for one person is kind of silly, and you'd probably regret it at some point. Wet dreams are God's way of telling you to start having sex. You're body is made for having sex. You produce millions of sperm cells each day and they sure weren't meant to be saved up and splurged on one woman, quite literally.
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Women can very much lead the show... They have the ability to squeeze and clamp those muscles, and move their hips and stuff. It's not just the guy.
 
Qonfused said:
This idea is completely unrealistic.
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Uh, no it's not. without experience you're going to suck. big time. it takes years to learn to know your body during sex. besides, like dan said, your body is made for having sex. it's what we're here to do.

"When you're with the woman you love and you will spend the rest of your life with her, what do you want to give her? A crisp, fresh chocolate bar, or a half-melted, messy, half-eaten one?"
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when i meet the woman i want to spend the rest of my life with, i want to be sure i am capable of pleasing her, and that she can do the same to me. it doesn't matter how many people you've been with before, what matters is how you feel when you meet that special person. a penis isn't exactly a chocolate bar.

besides, i really don't trust people who suppress their feelings.
 
I agree with CrazyHarij. My first time was rubbish compared to my subsequent experiences - I had no idea what was going on really..

Most girls don't mind how many girls you've slept with, and sort of expect you to have had quite a bit of experience (by around 18-19 this is)
 
First off:
in America (no idea how it is in Australia) it is technically illegal, but there are plenty of loopholes. The legal age in most places is 18 (where I am, it's 16 :naughty: ) but if both people involved are "illegal" then police typically won't press charges. It pretty much just applies to people over the limit banging people under it. That said, legally speaking, I've been 'statutorily raped' several times, and I must say, it's a damn good thing :D

Also, I know drugs are bad. This is why I rarely smoke, and even more rarely drink.

And I love you guys too.

And finally: Shens, you are my hero.
 
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