Penguin vs Badger / Monkey vs Ostritch

Pengiun vs Badger who would win?

  • Chris_D

    Votes: 18 48.6%

  • mrBadger

    Votes: 19 51.4%
  • Total voters
    37
penguin. it would do a belly powerslide and r0x the badger. unless its mrBadger of course... hehe o_o;;
 
jonnyapps said:
how'd i make this a poll? too late? ;(
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Yeah ,too late for you but you can ask a mod.
You had to change it when you made the thread.
 
depends on who's natural terrain. If a Badger fought a Penguin on Greenland, Penguin cause it could just slip and swim away. Now if a Penguin was in the forest, it could lose cause it wouldnt be able to do it's tricky-cheap sledding thing.
 
A penguins natural terrain is the water so if it was in the sea a penguin would be alot faster than the badger and probably would win however it doesnt attack other animals larger than a small fish... It would just swim away.
 
Well, as they're both black and white, they will hop off to grab a beer and catch up on old times.
 
_-_-SELAS-_-_ said:
A penguins natural terrain is the water so if it was in the sea a penguin would be alot faster than the badger and probably would win however it doesnt attack other animals larger than a small fish... It would just swim away.
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there is no such thing as a Sea Penguin, Penguins only go into the water to run away or to hunt small fish as you said. They live generaly above water on icebergs and ice sheets..
 
theGreenBunny said:
Well, as they're both black and white, they will hop off to grab a beer and catch up on old times.
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you ogtta wonder what "old times" a badger and a penguin could catch up on.
 
Badger got my Vote,

Sory Chris next time dude. :E
 
mrBadger got my vote because mrBadger is smarter than your av-er-age badger :)
and he needs to get in irc now ;P

btw chris your avatar is awesome. thats the best thing ever.

edit: changed 'sig' to 'avatar'
 
lol this has nothing to do with the moderators avatars but nice coincidence.
the way i see it a penguin is heavily insulated against the cold and cold resist a fair few badger swipes. a badger lives in a muddy forest in a set which at first would appear to offer a great hiding place but perhaps the penguin could slide down the set (on the mud) and spear said badger whilst he cowered??? on the other hand, badgers have huge claws which could destroy aeroplanes if badgers coud fly plus they're dextrous and their set has more than one exit so a suprise reverse attack could be in order.
PS, i my girlfriend took me to london zoo last week and a penguin bit me affectionately. it was pretty cool
 
Lodshadka (sp?) had it uploaded in his index of funny pictures, porn and pics of lads wanking themselves off, so I chose this one as a sig.
 
Re-make the thread. This is a "my dick is bigger than badger's" competition now.

This thread is officially hijacked ;)
 
Hmmm...Your theory about the flying badger is very intruiging. What if the Penguin could shoot spike outta its wings? that would be fascinating! we could use Penguins as AA turets against the evil Badger regime!
 
this sounds like a mod idea. anyone up for it? Penguins vs. Badgers: 2045
 
presumably a penguin can protect its young better than a badger as it can stick its egg up its ass. so providing we can decide a penguin has the dexterity required it could start a revolution and murder all badger babies. or perhaps the badgers would be smart enough to castrate all penguins in their initial attack wave?? hmm sorry i'm getting so scientific guys lol
 
arent Penguins Marsupials? I thought they were
 
whales eat them but then my mum said welsh people will put anything in their mouths
 
jonnyapps said:
whales eat them but then my mum said welsh people will put anything in their mouths
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lol, I hear that Inuit eat seals and whales raw. eew.
 
thats probably a steriotype...but then again so is my Inuit remark..
 
This is turning into quite the 'hot topic' :)

Heh... I hope I beat those nasty penguins!
 
penguins are not marcupials. kangaroo's are. but on an interesting note wallabe's have their pouches upside down which must suck for the babies
 
penguins are fairly slow on land but if they could manage to get the king of all badgers into the water they could bat him around and make all the other badgers bow down to them...just a thought
 
ah, here's another thought... the penguins in batman returns had rocket launchers...
 
i heard a rumour that 'penguin' was the tag after 10,000 posts. is this true mods?
PS i'll stop posting now cos i'm going out.
 
Yes it is true, that there is no truth and the lies of this made up fallacy about there being no title called penguin....or not as the case may be.


Anyone remember the penguins which were like snarks in Op4? They had grenades attached to them, so basically I think this battle is a lose lose situation.


jonny, most of your posts appear to be in this thread. Try not to double post please.
 
I won't vote but I will spam at this spam thread.
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There is no way the 2 animal would enter confrontation. This thread just doesn't makes any sense.
But if we put mind control devices on the 2 animals, well, the Penguin would rip the Badger apart. If the Badger didn't released his deadly chem weapon - badger stink

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If you're talking about the mods, well Chris_D is older so I guess he would beat the crap out of Badger and judgind by his their avatars, Chris_D has an animated .gif and Badger asked ppl to make his so Chris_D would h4xor Badger in no time.
 
sorry i'll stop now. just trying to hit that sacred 10,000 post mark.
bye bye ;)
 
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