Penis-rubbing insect is loudest animal on planet relative to size!

[Gargantou]

Boffins have recorded the 2mm long tiny water boatman "singing" at 99.2 decibels - the equivalent of sitting in the front row of an orchestra.

And the bug makes the record-breaking din by rubbing its tiny penis on its stomach - a process called "stridulation".


Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...-willy-breaks-noise-record.html#ixzz1R8iA1V9A

That is some talent!

 

[JUL3]

Whereas humans regard it 'odd' to rub one's penis on one's stomach for musical fusion, it's not fair dammit!

In all seriousness that is freaking impressive, love the news article title too. xD

 

[<RJMC>]

I will break that record someday

 

[Eejit]

Damnit, I only get to 89.5 decibels

 

[PvtRyan]

I've been rubbing for hours now, but no sound

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

Anyone wanna get together and do a little stridulating? : )))

 

[Gargantou]

Anyone wanna get together and do a little stridulating? : )))

Perhaps it would be best if we discussed this in private.

 

[Stylo]

with a penis only 50 micrometres across - about the width of a human hair

Loud noises compensating for penis size?

 

[Viperidae]

Overcompensat--

fffffffffffffffff**** you Stylo.

 

[Raziaar]

Micropenis.

 

[GreatEmperor]

Perhaps it would be best if we discussed this in private.

oh man, get a cabin in the middle of Yellowstone National Park you guys! seriously

 

[Darkside55]

The scientist confirmed they are probing the tiny water boatman's special skill in the hope of technological advancement.

...HOW?

 

[soulslicer]

Micropenis.

Minipinis, tinypenis, little itty bitty penis stridulatiNg, masturbating copulating little penis..

Wtf is wrong with me

 

[Raziaar]

Most penis threads are started by CptStern, I was very surprised this one wasn't.

 

[Gargantou]

Raziaar, indeed. And I am generally not a fan of penis-threads since my ideology holds the opinion that the penis is evil and a weapon of mass destruction!

 

[Stylo]

...HOW?

With tiny anal devices the width of a human hair!

 

[Remus]

Taze the penis?

 

[Robbo]

...HOW?

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