Penis size (take #2)

You can only stretch your penis so much with weights. Eventually, you won't be able to get it up.

And never forget: it's not the size of the waves that matters, but the motion in the ocean.
 
Insano said:
You can only stretch your penis so much with weights. Eventually, you won't be able to get it up.

And never forget: it's not the size of the waves that matters, but the motion in the ocean.
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tell that to the ladys
 
Shamrock said:
LoL. Gtfo!

If Willard goes Scientology, I shall think about converting.


Or find a new hero.
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If you don't convert, it's your loss man.

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What's with all the penis threads?

IMO, I am happy with my penis. When I make my penis happy, it, in turn, makes me happy. When other people make my penis happy, my penis also makes them happy. Everybody who takes the time to spend quality time with my penis always leaves a more satisfied and happier person. So if you'd like to be happier, come talk to me and my penis.
 
Anthraxxx said:
What's with all the penis threads?

IMO, I am happy with my penis. When I make my penis happy, it, in turn, makes me happy. When other people make my penis happy, my penis also makes them happy. Everybody who takes the time to spend quality time with my penis always leaves a more satisfied and happier person. So if you'd like to be happier, come talk to me and my penis.
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Do you like it when one yells at your penis? If they are angry and yell, does the aftermath caused by your penis increase their happiness?

I think we should start a philosophical thread about the penis.
 
Stigmata said:
Aladdin?
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Prince Ali! Fabulous he!
Ali Ababwa
Genuflect, show some respect
Down on one knee!
Now, try your best to stay calm
Brush up your Sunday salaam
Then come and meet his spectacular coterie
 
I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, princess, now when did
You last let your heart decide?

!
 
the Topamina of Brazil encourage poisonous snakes to bite their penises to get a size boost that lasts six months.
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They must be the most hardcore men I've ever heard of.

Clearly they don't actually need bigger penises if they have BALLS THAT BIG, and just do it for laughs.
 
I wouldn't be surprised if they cockslapped the snake immediately afterwards. Like "Haha, your puny bite does NOTHING!" and then BAM, mushroom stamped.

-Angry Lawyer
 
That's what they all say before their first mushroom stamp.
 
Micro effects 0.6 percent of men? That seems unusually high. Poor bastards.

Another myth I'd like to debunk; I'm living proof that small hands or feet or whatever other extremities you want to compare with does not necessarily mean anything. It still sucks having small hands though :(
 
I'm sure he hates lots of men in different ways, but that's probably the worst way. And when you think about it, one in two hundred have it, that's not exactly EXTREMELY rare. Oh, there was a type-o in the article too I think...it says 2.7 inches flaccid, but I'm pretty sure it's 2.7 inches erect.
 
Almost definitely a typo. I'm less than 2.7 inches flaccid, and approximately three times that erect.

>__________________>
 
One day Stigmata walked down the street with a huge erection. There were no survivors.
 
sea said:
I dunno so much about the whole "every racial group has the same average penis length" thing. I've seen studies that say just the contrary, and probably use a wider sample of people.
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Penis size is generally proportionate to body size, so that could explain why an African has a bigger penis than an Asian. But I believe that's only for flaccid length, I don't think the size of the flaccid penis has much effect on the size of an erection.
 
i read that people who have big flaccid penises they only get a small size increase when erect. people with small ones have a bigger increase.
 
Gorgon said:
Do you want a larger penis

http://www.sizegenetics.com/

the best device which really works,
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The full package retails at ONLY ?198.87, which is obviously well below what most people expect but value for money is important to us all! If you send us a before and after photo we will refund your money, so the system is FREE.
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WELL below what I'd expect? Almost ?200? Nah. Also send naked pix lulz and dey wil refund ur moniz.
 
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