People can't keep secrets

[Uriel]

Seriously, no one can. Especially people at work. Holy deuces, rant, etc.

Am I right?

AM I RIGHT?!

 

[co05]

Pretty much.

I was with my friend (K) smoking pot when a friend of ours texts him asking him what he was doing and K so happened to let him in on our pot adventures.

5 minutes later, K gets a text from another one of our friends (one that we aren't too particularly fond of) saying "UMG I KNOW WHAT YOU GUYZ R DOIN'".



FFS.

 

[Darkside55]

Disagreed. I'm almost everyone I know's secret keeper. There are times when I'll hear something from one friend about another friend, and then hear from THAT friend about friend A, and I keep the whole thing separate and feign ignorance.

I suppose that's why people keep coming to me telling stuff they wouldn't tell other people. If it gets out, wasn't me.

 

[brink's]

Darkside...not mention this to anybody but....im the chick from the tub girl pics...god i hope this doesn't get out..i know i can trust you.

Im actually pretty decent at keeping secrets.

 

[Darkside55]

Darkside...not mention this to anybody but....im the chick from the tub girl pics...god i hope this doesn't get out..i know i can trust you.

I've always wanted to tell you in person how much I love your socks. And don't worry, my lips are sealed.

 

[Bad^Hat]

I'm pretty prone to blurt stuff out that gets people into trouble. Not neccesarily secrets though. If they'd have told me "don't repeat this" I probably wouldn't, but it's just the little stuff I guess most people assume not to mention that just seems to slip out...

I trust most of my friends with my secrets though (as few as I have).

 

[Tyguy]

I try and gain peoples trust, have them tell me a secret, then post it on the internet....just for kicks

 

[Beerdude26]

Secret keeper here as well, aswell as the e-shrink :|

 

[lePobz]

In soviet russia, secrets keep you.

 

[Dekstar]

I'm a good secret keeper, but apparently there's this new type of secret that girls have, and it's one where it's not a secret unless you tell someone or ask them about it, then apparently you weren't meant to say anything.

 

[CptStern]

Seriously, no one can. Especially people at work. Holy deuces, rant, etc.

Am I right?

AM I RIGHT?!

trust only in jesus my son ...he's dead, who the hell is he going to tell? bwahahahahahahahahahhaha ..cough

"oh lord I consorted with sheep today ..I just couldnt help myself, thanks for not telling anyone oh lord, blessed be baby jesus"


/end sarcastic jokes

just live by this: "trust no one till they give you a reason to trust them"

 

[Bad^Hat]

Like a fork in the eye?

 

[CptStern]

yes that would go under the "do not trust" pile

 

[Doppelgofer]

i'm good at keeping secrets but i don't trust anyone else to keep mine

 

[Qonfused]

I'm pretty good at keeping secrets.

 

[Bad^Hat]

yes that would go under the "do not trust" pile

No wait, someone who threatens to stab you in the eye with a fork. I always jump the gun on that one.




<_< >_>

 

[Tyguy]

Why do people with bad breath always wanna tell you secrets?

 

[CptStern]

No wait, someone who threatens to stab you in the eye with a fork. I always jump the gun on that one.




<_< >_>

oh in that case they go under the "need forther information before trusting person ..so far indications point to: untrust worthy, can be remedied if subject puts away fork" pile

 

[Kadayi]

Conan's Father: Fire and wind come from the sky, from the gods of the sky. But Crom is your god, Crom and he lives in the earth. Once, giants lived in the Earth, Conan. And in the darkness of chaos, they fooled Crom, and they took from him the enigma of steel. Crom was angered. And the Earth shook. Fire and wind struck down these giants, and they threw their bodies into the waters, but in their rage, the gods forgot the secret of steel and left it on the battlefield. When we found it are just men. Not gods. Not giants. Just men. The secret of steel has always carried with it a mystery. You must learn its' riddle, Conan. You must learn its' discipline. For no one - no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts.
[Points to sword]
Conan's Father: This you can trust.

QFT

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

I can keep secrets very well (if I do say so myself)...at least i think.

 

[CptStern]

QFT

no it's

"TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES, SEE DEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU AND HEAR DA LAMENTATIONS OF ZEE VOMEN"

 

[CyberPitz]

I'm a fkn secret machine, it's everybody ELSE that can't.

 

[Vegeta897]

I'm so good at keeping secrets, that I won't even repeat a secret back to the person who told it to me.

 

[CptStern]

I'm good at keeping secrets cuz I instantly forget as soon as someone tells me it

"I sold drugs to orphans disguised as a nun"

"oh ok, hey look at the pretty bird, ....you did what with a nun now?"

 

[Stigmata]

I'm a good secret-keeper. People tell me all sorts of things, I've never repeated a single one.

 

[Dinkleberry]

Must admit, I'm pretty bad for letting slip but I think worse are the people who only let on half-truths and then let the receiving party fill in the gaps their way. So what was a bit of groping ends up reported as a full on threesome and I get a smack in the nose from ex's friend hahaha.

 

[Fliko]

I keep lots of secrets. If someone tells me something and don't tell me its a suppose to secret, its fair game.

 

[comoxer]

Trust is a tough thing to come by these days. :cheese:

 

[Xendance]

I blab only one of my mates secret... like how he told the person he fancied how he wanted to lick cream off her.

 

[Darkside55]

Secret keeper here as well, aswell as the e-shrink :|

Being the shrink sucks. I get that too, not just e-shrink though, but people coming around IRL asking me for my "opinion" on their problems.

And like 90% of the time they don't listen to me, then come back later saying, "I should have listened to you. " Yes, yes you should have.

[/rant]

 

[Acepilotf14]

The only person you cant trust to not tell anyone your secrets is God, and Gordon Freeman.















I raelly hope you got that joke. If you didn't, get off this forum.

 

[Geogaddi]

Uriel, let's hear the backstory behind this.

 

[Uriel]

Uriel, let's hear the backstory behind this.

I'd rather not, maybe when everything is blown over.

Besides you posted that icky web comic

 

[ZeroPointGun]

Off Topic Alert: In Mother Russia you are dog's best friend.

On topic: I can keep secrets but I usually don't have any to keep.

 

[_-_-SELAS-_-_]

The secret to my exellent abbility to keep secrets is this: I dont really care about all the soap opera like stuff, so I forget what they tell me. xD
Well I really am the best secret keeper of all time, I've never let one through, and I wouldn't want anyone else telling my secrets on...

 

[kirovman]

Well, you only tell your secrets to people you trust, obviously.

And if your work depends on secrets pertaining to national security, then I'm sure that people can find ways of keeping secrets.
Otherwise they end up in the slammer.

 

[Pulse]

The only person you cant trust to not tell anyone your secrets is God, and Gordon Freeman.















I raelly hope you got that joke. If you didn't, get off this forum.

BRUCE ALMIGHTY!!!?!?!?!?!?

 

[Geogaddi]

I'd rather not, maybe when everything is blown over.

Besides you posted that icky web comic

You say that like you've never killed someone with a poopsicle and had sex with the wound you inflicted.

 

[Sheepo]

"It can't be a secret if it never was a secret to start" from what song? Cookie to whoever knows.

P.S. This is my last post for a couple of weeks.

 

[Mr-Fusion]

Pretty much.

I was with my friend (K) smoking pot when a friend of ours texts him asking him what he was doing and K so happened to let him in on our pot adventures.

5 minutes later, K gets a text from another one of our friends (one that we aren't too particularly fond of) saying "UMG I KNOW WHAT YOU GUYZ R DOIN'".



FFS.

Brain has exploded.

EXPLODED.