Philosophical Action Figures

[Is This Tea]

I must be a complete dork, because these are hysterical to me.
http://homepages.nyu.edu/~iav202/powers/powers.html
My favorite:
David Hume
With Constant Conjunction Karate Chop Action… Works every time you press the lever on his back—but you observe no causation!

 

[DeusExMachina]

That's brilliant.

 

[Greatgat]

Oh man, that's hilarious.

 

[DrDevin]

Those are good!

I have a copy of "Hobbes to Hume" and "History of Philosophy" beside me.

 

[Slacker]

Hahaha@Nefarious Nietzche

Powers: remarkably original, ahead of his time

Weaknesses: crazy

 

[Jangle]

lol Plato

AKA: Sado-Plato
Play-Doh®
Plato the Great-o
Plato Never Late-o
Plato Makes Ya Wait-o
Plato Ya Love to Hate-o
Plato Seals Yer Fate-o
Plato Puts Ya in a Crate-o
Plato Ships Ya Freight-o
Plato The Pain Will Not Abate-o
Plat-OH NO!

 

[JNightshade]

I love it

 

[Is This Tea]

Leibniz:
With Pre-Established Harmony Action... Independent clockwork mechanisms coordinate head and arm movements!

Powers: monads
Weaknesses: monads

Notes: As these Leibniz figures are painstakingly manufactured to be exactly alike (even in regard to spatio-temporal location), collectors will be disappointed to discover that there is only one in existence, in accord with Leibniz' Law.