Pie or Waffles?

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Which the best and why? The person with the most amusing and elaborate explabation for why they like either foods will win the thread.
 
This totally depends on what kind of pie. Are we talking about pies such as steak/mince pies etc... or are you talking about dessert pies? If you're talking about meaty pies then I will have to say that my favourite would be good steak pie. It's a bit more difficult when you're comparing dessert pies such as apple pie or banoffee pie, since waffles are good. However since I have more of a sweet tooth I would probably go with banoffee. Then again though, you can always douse waffles in whatever you want. For example, my favourite topping for waffles would be some ice cream drizzled with golden syrup.

Of course, ambiguity also lies within what kind of waffles do you mean. I assume you don't mean the potato kind of waffles, but rather the dessert kind. I suppose if you're talking about meat pies/potato waffles then it's a clear win for pies. If however, you mean desserts then it's a close match, but I would have to go with waffles since they're more customizable than my favourite dessert pie which is of course, banoffee pie.
 
Diagrams and seemingly made up stastistics would be a nice bonus.
 
Waffles are like pancakes with little bowls for syrup.
 
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There's a place in LA called Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles. Sounds like an odd combination, something you might not be inclined to try, but believe me, it's worth your time to stop in. I had to convince a few friends of that very same thing earlier this year, and now all they ever talk about is going back to Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles.

See, you know what a waffle's supposed to taste like. Everyone's had waffles. But you've never had waffles like these. The taste, the texture...they're almost pancake soft, but still crisp and absorbent enough to soak up the syrup you're going to want to pour on them in liberal amounts. Slather some butter on it too, and it's heaven.

And these are big waffles. Big ass, pancake soft, syrup-and-buttery waffles. You know what a waffle's supposed to taste like, but taking a bite out of one of these waffles is like tasting every single waffle you've ever eaten in your life all at once; the flavor explodes in your mouth like a bomb. I've had pies, damn good pies. But no pie can compare to that.
 
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See how cool waffls can be?
 
My college's pies and cookies are really good. The waffles you can make result in a really bad tummyache.
 
All of you are yelling about whether the waffle or the pie is better. What we need to do is come together in beautiful sweet harmony. A waffle pie. Can you imagine it? A pie crust with little syrup indentions...that has your favorite filling pouring out of it, and to finish it off, flavored syrup. You then can add anything you want on top of it! Whipped cream...ice cream...headcrabs.


Wouldn't that be better than fighting?
 
The part about the headcrabs turned me on.
 
Headcrabs are undeniably sexy, and they taste like human flesh!
 
All of you are yelling about whether the waffle or the pie is better. What we need to do is come together in beautiful sweet harmony. A waffle pie. Can you imagine it? A pie crust with little syrup indentions...that has your favorite filling pouring out of it, and to finish it off, flavored syrup. You then can add anything you want on top of it! Whipped cream...ice cream...headcrabs.


Wouldn't that be better than fighting?
I like how you think.
 
I think I should make a shop called "Headcrab Pies and Waffles." I would sell my patented Wafflepies. I would make millions.
 
Waffles, pies are disgusting, never liked them my entire life...
 
Both pies and waffles are tasty if properly made.
 
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