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Saruke

Saruke

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This is a chance for you to talk about something bad that happened to you recently and have other people feel sorry for you, yay!

P.S. People who are not sympathetic or retelling their own woes will.... Well since I'm not a mod I can't really do any thing but you will get a biiiiiig frowney face courtesy of ME!
 
I... I... I can't talk about it.

I don't know. The things I want to say here, at the same time I don't want to say.

I suffer from many problems.
 
I just took the biggest shit I've ever taken and flushed it down the toilet. Were it not for the rigid social norms that we all follow, I would have framed my treasure and hung it on my wall. It was a sad ordeal, but I think I'll get over it.
 
highlander said:
Did you rip?
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No it came out surprisingly smoothly and quickly. I knew it was a big one because it didn't splash in the water, but I was shocked when I saw just how big. I was gonna take a picture and post it, but I thought that might not fly around here.
 
TheDude said:
No it came out surprisingly smoothly and quickly. I knew it was a big one because it didn't splash in the water, but I was shocked when I saw just how big. I was gonna take a picture and post it, but I thought that might not fly around here.
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Pitz stupidly posted a picture of his feces with blood in it.
 
Raziaar said:
I... I... I can't talk about it.

I don't know. The things I want to say here, at the same time I don't want to say.

I suffer from many problems.
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You shouldn't feel inhibited here. I can at least promise I'll support people no matter what they say.

(Except for that shit thing, that was gross :p)
 
Saruke said:
You shouldn't feel inhibited here. I can at least promise I'll support people no matter what they say.

(Except for that shit thing, that was gross :p)
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Yeah but 98% of the active members on these forums are huge assholes.
 
Yeah most people think that because we aren't physically talking to each other they can say whatever they want without reprisal so this is my attempt to create a supportive community.
 
Raziaar said:
That's barely part of it.
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Is it because you're a cow and you really never expressed emotions? I know what you're going through. There were times when I would sit in a field all day, shitting on the ground and eating grass. But then one sunny afternoon I said to myself "this life isn't for me" and I joined a college. Now I'm a year away from finishing my degree and I will go to work for a big company that pays a lot of money. My past still haunts me ( I shit on the lawn and eat the grass), but I'm able to deal with it. Hope that helps.
 
My room smells really badly of mold because of all the vapor that builds up on my window and gets onto the wood around it. Think I'ma go do something about that now...
 
Dam I hoped the 98% wouldn't reach us so quickly.
 
Bad^Hat said:
My room smells really badly of mold because of all the vapor that builds up on my window and gets onto the wood around it. Think I'ma go do something about that now...
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I heard gasoline and matches does the trick if you want to get rid mold. My uncle Patches O' Malley used to have a few troubles with mold. He would wake up every morning and discover that the walls were green where as the night before they would be white. Every day old Patches would scrub that wall paper clean, and every night the stuff would just come back. He was fed up with the recurring mold, so one day he doused the walls in high octane (supreme) gasoline, lit a match, and went back to bed. The next morning the mold was gone and it never returned to that there house again. Try it out. If it worked for old Patches it'll work for you.
 
recently got cock-blocked by an angry Spanish kid.
 
My family beats me and makes me eat puppies. Then they call me a fat ass until I throw up everything I ate. Then they say I wasted good food. Then they beat me again.
 
TheDude said:
Kill your family.
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My family made me do that, but now all their ghosts and evil relatives do the same stuff to me. Now they're making me meet Mr. Smiley in his van in the alley
 
I have a UTI as of this typing and my penis is burning something fierce. Help me. :/

I think it was either caused from my period of masturbation a few minutes ago, or from all the sweet tea I had for dinner. I normally drink water most of the day and coffee in the mornings and nights.
 
Dan said:
I need to get fillings
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My front teeth are sensitive, but they never were before.

I'll probably have a cavity, thus the filling..and I've never had a filling. I've always kept my pearly whites healthy.
 
All of my cavities are from the last 4 years (10 of them now :(). I think it's a combination of my irregular student lifestyle, aka not always brushing, and the lack of fluoridated water treatment here. It's gonna cost me $300 out of pocket.
 
I have like 8 cavities and its gonna cost me about 1300 out of pocket. I had braces for a few years and I wasn't always able to floss, which caused all the problems I have today with my teeth.
 
I barely see my friends outside of school anymore. Test season sucks.

And it's test season from here to November...
 
Jintor said:
I barely see my friends outside of school anymore. Test season sucks.

And it's test season from here to November...
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Break into their bedrooms and stare at them until they wake up. When they do wake, say "I just wanted to see you outside school."
 
Have ye looked at Misc lately. I mean, it's disgraceful. There is no difference in content between this and that.
 
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