Pity Party!

[Kula Meenur]

I was a child born with no legs - I was sent away for years to save the neighbour's sneers. I returned, was spurned. "Father, hold me!" "You are no son of mine, you freak, you spring boy."

lols were had Bill Bailey?




"As a child, i was terrified by this- do-do-do-dee-dee-do-do-do-dee-dee..."

 

[cheddarrr]

there is nothing that makes me happy anymore.

i dont think this is good.

not even beer has been fixing it.

 

[McGooTheWise]

Pity me, I just saw a sight so terrible that my wiener went inside my pelvis, and out my butt...

 

[NeptuneUK]

Yesterday I tumbled 50m down a rocky hill and ****ed up my foot.
At least I can walk, but my foot kills and im covered in bruises...