playing HL2 is better than having sex!

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I have played HL2 maybe 10 times already and I tell you people, if I had to choose between playing HL2 for the rest of my life and a supermodel, I would go for the game, no question about it!
 
I like HL2 very much too ... but I would never give up my girlfriend for it :)
 
i didn't have to pay £35 to play with my girlfriend.
 
OR!!!!! Playing HL2 while having sex......
 
omg lol, dude are you crazy? then give me the super model chick and **** half life 2 , i would rather bang the chick everyday then playing half life 2 everyday. But of course, HL2 kicks frickin ass.
 
How can you play Hl2 10 times? I cant even be arsed to play it through a second time.
 
TEDR said:
i didn't have to pay £35 to play with my girlfriend.
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lol you dont pay HER no, but you pay 35 bucks EASILY to get in her pants.

Don't talk shit

HL2 over sex? :| tf lads?
 
HL2 and sex is a TOTALLY different thing! :(
Sex u cant survive without, HL2 u can (but not for me, I'd rather have both :smoking: )
 
Goethe said:
I have played HL2 maybe 10 times already and I tell you people, if I had to choose between playing HL2 for the rest of my life and a supermodel, I would go for the game, no question about it!
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You need help. Or a handjob.
 
Goethe's hourly thread has arrived! And no its not. hahhaha ^^^ nice one elfy!
 
Both at the same time. Now that's what I call pleasure.
 
Goethe said:
I have played HL2 maybe 10 times already and I tell you people, if I had to choose between playing HL2 for the rest of my life and a supermodel, I would go for the game, no question about it!
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I dont think that you have had sex
 
no.....no its definately NOT better than having sex.....its just not...how can you say that. i pray that you are just joking
 
Err...no, seriously. If you chose HL2 before sex, then, man, I'm sorry.
 
Eh, I'd choose sex, only played hl2 once.
 
Can't imagine what kind of piss poor sexual experiences would be required for Half-Life 2 to be considered superior.
 
Hectic Glenn said:
Goethe's hourly thread has arrived! And no its not. hahhaha ^^^ nice one elfy!
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lol I know right? There's always some weird ass thread popping out of this guy.... :sleep:
 
Sorry, I like girls more than Half life 2. Im not that nerdy.

Have you ever thought about getting up and going outside? :-P
 
I wouldn't put Half Life 2 over having sex with my wonderful girlfriend, she's the love of my life and i would protect her no matter what harm may come to me. Besides what would she say if i was staring at Alyx while she was having sex with me? :)
 
Coder Jim said:
I wouldn't put Half Life 2 over having sex with my wonderful girlfriend, she's the love of my life and i would protect her no matter what harm may come to me. Besides what would she say if i was staring at Alyx while she was having sex with me? :)
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maybe you could get your girlfreind to dress up like alyx i got my girlfreind to dress up as princess laya out of starwars like of freinds
 
unless u jerk urself while playing half life 2... id rather **** my girlfriend anyday ;)

i got my girlfreind to dress up as princess laya out of starwars like of freinds
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.... are you serious? dont mean to be mean or anything but if i saw u in real life id punch u :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:
 
Crispe said:
unless u jerk urself while playing half life 2... id rather **** my girlfriend anyday ;)



.... are you serious? dont mean to be mean or anything but if i saw u in real life id punch u :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:
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Who me? Now i'm really confused as to why you would want to punch me? Explain. :eek: :(
 
nooo, not u. the other guy... its because, who in the right mind would get their girlfriend to dress up like somone from star wars for their friends? only a star wars nerd :dork:
 
Goethe said:
I have played HL2 maybe 10 times already and I tell you people, if I had to choose between playing HL2 for the rest of my life and a supermodel, I would go for the game, no question about it!
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the guy who wanted to sue Valve......
u change ur mind faste huh?
 
What do you think is more sad? Someone who would rather play a videogame than have sex? Or all the billions of men that would say sticking their penis in a hole is the most important thing they could ever do?

Yes, I'm a man; I just worry sometimes.
 
Digital_Junkie said:
What do you think is more sad? Someone who would rather play a videogame than have sex? Or all the billions of men that would say sticking their penis in a hole is the most important thing they could ever do?

Yes, I'm a man; I just worry sometimes.
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There are special forums you can go to to ask questions about your sexuality if your concerned about being the other way and need answers.
 
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