playing HL2 is better than having sex!

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Digital_Junkie said:
What do you think is more sad? Someone who would rather play a videogame than have sex? Or all the billions of men that would say sticking their penis in a hole is the most important thing they could ever do?

Yes, I'm a man; I just worry sometimes.
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Dress it up in whatever way you like...the fact remains:

Man=Animal therefore must reproduce to continue species. To be honest, apart from saving someone's life, it is the most important thing you'll ever do.

But I agree, Goethe is a weird geek that I'd run away from if I saw him in the street :D
 
Hectic Glenn said:
Goethe's hourly thread has arrived! And no its not. hahhaha ^^^ nice one elfy!
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this kind of cutsey ass kissing always makes me grimace

nice one elfy welfy omfg Lol kthx SEeks!?!? now in 4ss plz!?!?
 
it's simple! sex>>>HL2 because.
1: HL2 is a 3d shooter, with sex you might get to shoot also. only that is even more 3D
2: HL2 Physics are great, you also can feel those when having sex.
3: playing with dead combine's is fun! Playing with your girl/guy is better!
 
corkscru74 said:
Dress it up in whatever way you like...the fact remains:

Man=Animal therefore must reproduce to continue species. To be honest, apart from saving someone's life, it is the most important thing you'll ever do.
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Well, considering genetic research has basically made you guys obsolete, I say its time for you to get a little more intimate with HL2 :p
 
So remind me... why is this thread still open again?
 
I was really hoping I'd score some poontang on New Years.
 
That is very very wrong...
 
Uhhh dressing up as hl2 characters while having sex! "ooooh yeah alyx give it to me"
 
I went out last night for new years ... I thought maybe i'd get some poon when the clock struck 12 but no ... the chicks i were with were lame ...
 
yadalogo said:
WOOOOOW, arent you awesome Platinum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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sarcasm? dude i wasnt trying to brag ... i was saying that ... i pretty much dont get poontang ... lol
 
just a little bored man, im at a hospital sitting alone in a very empty room right now and was doing the same last night, dont worry i didnt get much either last night! :) :) :) :) :) :)
 
Well i dunno some of these half retarded car crash rehab chicks are good lookers! :)
 
WHAT A LIE! HL2 is lousy compared to sex, you people are the most twisted nerds I've ever heard off :O
 
I CONCUR, we are all sexy dirty little nerds , arent we , arent we *whip* *whip*
 
Wolfy Snackrib said:
WHAT A LIE! HL2 is lousy compared to sex, you people are the most twisted nerds I've ever heard off :O
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twisted nerds you've ever heard off? ... did you hear OF us in a conversation? or in a magazine? or did you read a few comments made by some joking guys in a forum? that's what i thought ...
 
If the guy says Half-Life 2 is paramount in his life, then why shouldn't we believe him?

What annoys me, and forgive me for the lecture, are people who have nothing better to do then blatantly judge this individual. Who are we to say what his priorities should be? Granted, he did post this and in doing so there was obviously going to be a mixed response.

But honestly people, let’s try and maintain some civility here.
 
Jerorfigan said:
If the guy says Half-Life 2 is paramount in his life, then why shouldn't we believe him?

What annoys me, and forgive me for the lecture, are people who have nothing better to do then blatantly judge this individual. Who are we to say what his priorities should be? Granted, he did post this and in doing so there was obviously going to be a mixed response.

But honestly people, let’s try and maintain some civility here.
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man, your post gave me a seisure!
 
Jerorfigan said:
If the guy says Half-Life 2 is paramount in his life, then why shouldn't we believe him?

What annoys me, and forgive me for the lecture, are people who have nothing better to do then blatantly judge this individual. Who are we to say what his priorities should be? Granted, he did post this and in doing so there was obviously going to be a mixed response.

But honestly people, let’s try and maintain some civility here.
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Thanks for understanding my point of view. I was dead serious when I said HL2 is better than sex, and FYI, I have been with so many women I already lost the count.
 
Life is all about choices, and if one wants to play HL2 rather than frolick in the forest that is fine by me. But when the wife turns up at the study door and rips my headphones off with an evil grin in her eye, you wont see me on the keyboard any time soon :D
 
what supermodels are you talking about? Arizona Cave Women? Man if i made that choice i would be like Sir Robin or whatyever from Monty Python and have 40 women everyday fo the rest of my life. YEAH!!!
 
Goethe said:
I have played HL2 maybe 10 times already and I tell you people, if I had to choose between playing HL2 for the rest of my life and a supermodel, I would go for the game, no question about it!
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well obviously you havent had sex before
 
I dont get motion sickness from sex, so that beats HL2.
 
Half-Life 2.

Britney Spears and Michelle Rodriguez cant comete...well maybe Michelle.
Lips like a goddess *Drools and pleasures himself*
 
Having a women that loves you and of course great sex, thats one of the most important things of life in my opinion. Ahh well.
 
Goathe, you can make a choice. I do not care whether you prefer a videogame over sex...


You must be happy with HL2 :thumbs:
 
I AM happy with HL2...but I prefer sex anyways :p
Have it your way, Goathe
 
Do you mean just HL2 over and over or with mods?
 
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