Please read and email ASAP!!!

[The Brick]

***-**-***


edit: holy shit

 

[Jintor]

000_00_002... damn Roosevelt.

 

[jerkasaur]

inb4lock

 

[The Monkey]

Was Alan's account taken over by a bot of did he just turn stupid?

 

[Pulse]

Hi I'm Pulse and I'm a 3 year old boy with blonde hair and a whistle. I am dead. Forward this to 9000 people before midnight tonight or I will appear in your bed, rape you and then eat your spleen.

Send this to 9000 people before midnight and your crush will tell u sum rly gd newz n she will tlk 2 u!1111

 

[Laivasse]

hello alan it is i bill gates

unfortunitly we can't not post cherk to ur locatoin because off reported fraudulent post office workings

therefor i have tried to transfer your moneys directly. however: moneys has not gone through directly. it appears to have enconteured security mishap or eronias entry of bank account detail. can u please reconfirm your bank account details and sort code numbers to me bill gats - also please be telling details of any security qestions so i can swiftly deimburse u!

also include ur and parents adress
MANY THANKS moneys be with u shortly
Bill Getes
Lagos

 

[Apocalypse89]

well when i get my check which i dont need(I do well) I will split it with everyone here that didnt call me an idiot.

I wasn't planning to post until I read this.

So, you're an idiot.

 

[Phobie]

I wasn't planning to post until I read this.

So, you're an idiot.

Oh I didn't read that bit.



You're an idiot.

 

[jerkasaur]

you're not an idiot, but you should use your head more often.

 

[Stigmata]

Sweet Raptor Jesus, you're an idiot.

 

[Acepilotf14]

OMG, EVERYONE! I GOT MAH CHECK IN TEH MAIL!
OMFG I GOTTED 24,000$$$!!!! I M SO RICH! I WILL GIVE YOU ALL SOME OF MY MONEYS, ALL I NEED IS YOUR BANK ACCOUNT INFORMATION SO I CAN DEPOSIT IT INTO UR ACCNTS@@@
wooooot

 

[Hellrider]

Heloow i am dead little girl if you send this to1234567890-= peoples i will give you 89658695869 moneys and nOT rape you KTHXBAI

 

[Acepilotf14]

Heloow i am dead little girl if you send this to1234567890-= peoples i will give you 89658695869 moneys and nOT rape you KTHXBAI

but i want to be raped by a dead little girl

 

[Nitre]

*Cue thick Nigerian accent*

Hello there, i am a Nigerian general with $20,000,000 to put into your bank account...






Man, people be stupid.

 

[Jimmeh]

You have won the Cash Prize Monies!

 

[CyberPitz]

You have won the Cash Prize Monies!

I need your Bank Account number and your Sort Code....
Where did you get my number?
Da Government
Which Government?
*can't remember the rest *

 

[Solaris]

Alan is such a looser tool with a critical faculty smaller than someone who would vote for that mormon president.

Ban him. He has no place here. He shall forever be forsaken.

 

[tehsolace]

Is this really the sort of shit that gets 4 pages of comments around here?

Christ sake.

 

[Ren.182]

Wow, as if you believed that :/

 

[Gunner]

/facepalm

I second that motion.

 

[Acepilotf14]

My friend just emailed me a chainletter. [I need to mute him off my email..] Called The Game. Now, it has nothing to do with the real Game, but it made me remember The Game. Lul, Y'all just lost if you read this.

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

Jesus mother****ing christ on a psychedelic pogo stick. No.