Please stop my mom poisioning herself..

[Kristafon]

She has bought two large packs of milkshake. The sell by date in two weeks ago.
I decided to brave it and drink one, half way though I was almost sick. The milk had clotted into large lumps.
I tried, i tried, to explain what was wrong, but she dismissed it as "the chocolate setteld to the bottom". And it can't have gone wrong because its "steralised milk"
Can someone please find some way of persuading her drinking milk that should have been thrown away two weeks ago (and by the time she gets to the last few it will be more like a month) is bad for you.

 

[kiwii]

just throw that nasty shit in the garbage ?

 

[Shuzer]

Yeah, dump it down the garbage disposal and throw the cartons away..

 

[theGreenBunny]

Just wait for trial and error to do its thing.


Nah seriously, I'd throw it away or something like that. Why does a store even sell stuff that old?

 

[Maxi]

She'll just get diarhea, and puking

 

[Kristafon]

Just wait for trial and error to do its thing.


Nah seriously, I'd throw it away or something like that. Why does a store even sell stuff that old?

I know, she buys it cheap from a cash and carry which is a shop for companies top buy stuff in bulk, they sell the out of date stuff really cheap for non-comercial use, as selling it is illegal. My mom dosent understand things getting out of date, mediciene from her is more likely to get you more ill, i was given mouth ulcer sweets that went off in 2001.

 

[moppe]

Maybe she should post about it on the INTERNET!!!1

 

[h00dlum]

I know, she buys it cheap from a cash and carry which is a shop for companies top buy stuff in bulk, they sell the out of date stuff really cheap for non-comercial use, as selling it is illegal. My mom dosent understand things getting out of date, mediciene from her is more likely to get you more ill, i was given mouth ulcer sweets that went off in 2001.

Is your mom crazy or something? haha 2001...thats baaad..

 

[Immortal]

Just say something like "do you know that what you are drinking is coagulated (love that word! ) milk which bacteria made into lactic acid" or you can just throw it out....whatever works best

 

[CptStern]

hmmmm drinking spoiled milk isnt your mom's biggest problem


no offense

 

[Kristafon]

What i need is a link to a science site that i cant print off

 

[Link]

Dude, relax. It will make her sick, but its not life threatening. Just explain to her calmley that it will make her ill and if she ignores you, sit there with a smug "Told you so" look on your face as she leaves the toilet for the millionth time...

 

[Gunner]

hmmmm drinking spoiled milk isnt your mom's biggest problem


no offense

Hah!

Good one Stern hehe, never thought I'd hear you do a "your mom" joke.

 

[Burn]

God people like her should'nt be allowed to have kids. What a dumb ass.

 

[CptStern]

Hah!

Good one Stern hehe, never thought I'd hear you do a "your mom" joke.

heheh ..usually stay away from "mom" jokes, but this was too tempting ...although I wasnt joking ;(


edit: ritz, that's someone's mom ...no need to call her a dumbass

 

[Fat Tony!]

God people like her should'nt be allowed to have kids. What a dumb ass.

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Ermm stfu?
And as for the creator of this thread, let her drink it and then laugh at her stupiditiy

 

[Neutrino]

She has bought two large packs of milkshake. The sell by date in two weeks ago.
I decided to brave it and drink one, half way though I was almost sick. The milk had clotted into large lumps.
I tried, i tried, to explain what was wrong, but she dismissed it as "the chocolate setteld to the bottom". And it can't have gone wrong because its "steralised milk"
Can someone please find some way of persuading her drinking milk that should have been thrown away two weeks ago (and by the time she gets to the last few it will be more like a month) is bad for you.

Halfway through?

How in the world do you even drink half of it if the milk went bad. I don't think I could even take one sip of it.

As for what to do, just toss the stuff like everyone said.

 

[johnnypoopoopant]

just throw the dam milk away

 

[Yuri]

omg thrwo teh mikl away nub :thumbs:

 

[Tr0n]

You know that....mmmm...you didn't have to make a thread about this.When all you had to do was throw away the milk....