Polite Gunman

[Tyguy]

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/04/13/apologeticrobber.ap.ap/index.html

The world needs more people like this...

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

What...The...Shit?

I would have plugged some rounds into both of their heads. No questions asked.

 

[Ennui]

See, this is the kind of stuff that's nice to hear.

 

[CyberPitz]

Hmmmm....That's nice of him....he's still a crook though

BUT he isn't a murderer!!

 

[StardogChampion]

It's a bit like the guy who stole someone's bike, then paid back the value of it in cash.

 

[Krynn72]

It's a bit like the guy who stole someone's bike, then paid back the value of it in cash.

or like that movie where some guy drove over a kids bike, and gave the kid a blank check so the kid could write the value of the bike, but then instead wrote down like 10,000,000 dollars instead.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Or like that movie where everybody dies.......And I'm happy with it.

Good times.....

 

[CyberPitz]

or like that movie where some guy drove over a kids bike, and gave the kid a blank check so the kid could write the value of the bike, but then instead wrote down like 10,000,000 dollars instead.

Oh god, Blank Check...I hate that kid as an actor.

 

[Krynn72]

Or like that movie where everybody dies.......And I'm happy with it.

Good times.....

The movie on the world trade center?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Any movie that you can imagine that has everybody die. Why bring up WTC specifically? Not everybody died...

 

[Krynn72]

Everyone died a little bit.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

But not completely.

 

[2Fast4U]

Any movie that you can imagine that has everybody die.

Like Boll's Alone in the dark? EVERYONE died in that movie.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

They sold their lives away when they agreed to star in the movie.

 

[Sulkdodds]

That's hilarious. I was expecting some sort of regal, very dignified, gentlemanly criminal - but he's just really awkward and apologetic!

"You have a good day. I'm sorry this had to happen. I'm sorry. God!"

 

[Jintor]

That was cool.

Something else to plaguerize for drama, I guess.

 

[highlander]

That's pretty awesome.

 

[operative x]

I hope he gets away.

 

[Robbo]

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/04/13/apologeticrobber.ap.ap/index.html

The world needs more people like this...

... More gunmen robbing stores. Why is there a shop in America called Kangaroo Express?

 

[Kouler]

Reminds me of that movie Nothing To Lose, where they go to rob that shop for the gear.

 

[Taboo]

Thats sad. Unemployment rates are teh suckage.

Very sad that good people have to resort to that shit.

 

[Jangle]

"You have a good day. I'm sorry this had to happen. I'm sorry. God!"

Does anybody else imagine this fellow sounding like Woody Allen in one of his early films?

 

[DEATH eVADER]

All I can say is "if you have bills to pay...."

 

[Doppelgofer]

desperate times

 

[Beerdude26]

This is how I would be as a robber. \/

Me: "I need 212,35. How much is in the till?"
Clerk: "Umm... 1,530 or something?"
Me: "All right give me 213,35 and a coke"
Clerk: "ok...."
Me: "Ok thanks. Here's a euro for the coke"
/me runs away

 

[AdamIdiot]

What...The...Shit?

I would have plugged some rounds into both of their heads. No questions asked.

Prove to me youd have the balls to do this, and i wont mark you down as another "keyboard badass"...

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Don't insult the willeh.

 

[AdamIdiot]

Not an insult, i just find the internet hard man act tiring.

If he is a cold blooded murder then fine, but if that woman was his mother, sister, grandmother then im sure he wouldnt be saying the same.

 

[bvasgm]

Prove to me youd have the balls to do this, and i wont mark you down as another "keyboard badass"...

 

[MorganFreeman911]

no u

 

[AdamIdiot]

no u

What?

(Love the Serious Cat pic!)

 

[Beerdude26]

What?

(Love the Serious Cat pic!)

I take it you don't know of a little place called mudkips.




I mean 4chan.

 

[bvasgm]

no u

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Prove to me youd have the balls to do this, and i wont mark you down as another "keyboard badass"...

No, I won't. If you look at the things I post here, you'd know I'm not being serious.

Oh now look at what you've done. You've gotten my banana all hard and excited. Tonight, you dine alone for this.

 

[Jintor]

*Whacks Willie*

Bad Willie! Bad! Back in the hole!

 

[pvtbones]

I hope that if he does get caught he gets leniency.

 

[Krynn72]

And a job.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

And a hat.