Poll: Chuck Norris vs Short Recoil - Who would win in a fight?

[Beerdude26]

Never.

Is he really? I think I need to go cut myself.

Sorry, you must have missed that thread

 

[ChiChi]

Chuck Norris will eat Short Recoil for breakfast.

 

[Raeven0]

Is he really? I think I need to go cut myself.

They lie! Sean Connery will never die.

...But now that you mention it, if it had been an option, he would definitely kick both their asses...

 

[short recoil]

Chuck Norris will eat Short Recoil for breakfast.

I'll eat you for a night time protein snack.
Speaking of which, i need to go have my MPC shake.

 

[Beerdude26]

Chuck Norris will eat Short Recoil for breakfast.

I'll eat you for a night time protein snack.

Run.

NOW.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Exactly, a protein snack for SR is an ACTUAL HUMAN

 

[Que-Ever]

Run.

NOW.

there's no point, short recoil can run faster than soem super racing team all hiked up on super nitro gasoline or something like that :S

 

[Nat Turner]

Short Recoil once ran so fast he broke his mom's treadmill.

 

[Beerdude26]

there's no point, short recoil can run faster than soem super racing team all hiked up on super nitro gasoline or something like that :S

I know

 

[short recoil]

Short Recoil once ran so fast he broke his mom's treadmill.

Lol, when i was training up for the marines in the school gym i broke the treadmill.
I turned it up to 25km/h (full setting) and was storming along for a few minutes (absolute killer on the lungs) then suddenly the motor cut off and slowed down really quickly, it had tripped the thermal fuse.

 

[Nat Turner]

Lol, when i was training up for the marines in the school gym i broke the treadmill.
I turned it up to 25km/h (full setting) and was storming along for a few minutes (absolute killer on the lungs) then suddenly the motor cut off and slowed down really quickly, it had tripped the thermal fuse.

ROFL I was so close.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Lol, when i was training up for the marines in the school gym i broke the treadmill.
I turned it up to 25km/h (full setting) and was storming along for a few minutes (absolute killer on the lungs) then suddenly the motor cut off and slowed down really quickly, it had tripped the thermal fuse.

I heard you generate enough heat to boil 10,000 kettles for 200 years in a single session. Is that true? Are you that efficient?

 

[clarky003]

Lol, when i was training up for the marines in the school gym i broke the treadmill.
I turned it up to 25km/h (full setting) and was storming along for a few minutes (absolute killer on the lungs) then suddenly the motor cut off and slowed down really quickly, it had tripped the thermal fuse.

lol, i bet this is what really happened..

 

[Nat Turner]

A young schoolgirl once asked short recoil what God looks like. Short recoil rippled his muscles, and the girl gasped before running away crying.

 

[short recoil]

lol, i bet this is what really happened..

Nope but me and mate had a competition to see who could run backwards at the fastest speed, he went straight on his ass after 8km/h i think.

 

[el Chi]

I've never understood those gifs, but eeee, by gum if they en't 'arf funneh.

 

[clarky003]

Using a treadmil unsafely ftw!

 

[Hectic Glenn]

I've never understood those gifs, but eeee, by gum if they en't 'arf funneh.

Me either, is the head Jose Mourinho? Thats a long shot, but its what i think through these sleepy eyes.

 

[el Chi]

What is... "Jose Mourinho"?

 

[Hectic Glenn]

What is... "Jose Mourinho"?

Chelseas football clubs manager, tisk tisk and your British and a Londoner!

 

[Blackghost905]

Chuck would woop him!

 

[Nat Turner]

Short recoil once jogged up to the North Pole and challenged Santa Claus to a race. Before Santa could accept, short recoil had already eaten all of the elves and several of the reindeer (including the antlers). Short recoil won.

 

[el Chi]

Chelseas football clubs manager, tisk tisk and your British and a Londoner!

Oh noes! What happened to my British!?
lol
/beats self with a bushell of sticks as penance.

Besides which, I'm far too poncey to like football. In my day, I wuz a Gooners bwoy anyweeez, blad.

 

[Prince of China]

Chuck Norris is awesome, but he is getting old.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Oh no its the enemy, i'm a Tottenham fan, cmon you Spurs! We are the most intense rivally, therefore we must fight for just the reason that we are meant to dislike each other!

/me runs at Chi with blunt spoon

 

[Dog--]

Omg, you people who voted for short recoil are stupid, I mean C'MON IT'S CHUCK NORRIS! HE CAN KILL ANYONE!

 

[el Chi]

/me bottles Glenn
YEAH! Spoon me now, you Spurs c*nt.

 

[Nat Turner]

Short recoil can find the integral of x^x .

 

[Ikerous]

Short recoil can find the integral of x^x .

I must know!! ><

 

[StardogChampion]

Damn noobs making demi-gods of other noobs.

 

[Prince of China]

If Chuck Norris was in his twenties, then I'd say he would win.

 

[Quixoticism]

Short Recoil!

 

[Dog--]

Ok, y'know who would acually win out of the two? Me, because I'm all powerful, I'm God, I have the power to do anything, I can make you eat your shoe, choke, then DIE!

 

[Que-Ever]

Ok, y'know who would acually win out of the two? Me, because I'm all powerful, I'm God, I have the power to do anything, I can make you eat your shoe, choke, then DIE!

Your mom.

 

[bam23]

short recoil once killed me.

 

[Greatgat]

^ A phantasm! OMG!

 

[Kamikazie]

short in the lead by 4...

 

[Uriel]

Munro vs. Short Recoil?

 

[OvA]

I presume i have a bigger cock than him. (prob disadvantage in a fight)

I guess that means I can kick some ass in a fight

 

[xLostx]

one roundhouse kick from chuck norris could make a persons bones implode.