Poll: Chuck Norris vs Short Recoil - Who would win in a fight?

[15357]

Ah, but short recoil has no bones. His muscles harden like diamonds at his will.

 

[OvA]

Ah, but short recoil has no bones. His muscles harden like diamonds at his will.

Which he can later poop out and trade for man-thongs

 

[Danimal]

Munro is God, Uriel. No one can beat God. Except Chuck Norris.

 

[Asknoone]

Munro vs. Short Recoil?

Don't even go there.

<3

 

[Sparta]

If Chuck Norris tried to roundhouse kick Short Recoil, Short Recoil hardened stance and physique at the moment of impact would destroy Chuck Norris' SOUL.

Its that simple.

 

[Llama]

Short Recoil owns Chuck Norris.

I own Short Recoil.

Its THAT simple

And he knows it

 

[Shodan]

He's dead.

What, he's dead?

Lets look at the facts.

Short Recoil once took out an entire island of guerillas with an AK-74 with one magazine of ammunition and some sawblades, you can see an account of this in the movie "Commando." Short Recoil is played by Arnie.

Chuck Norris punches annoying women in cars, got beaten by bruce lee, had his dog killed and has a beard.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

As mentioned before, it'd be an unending battle with no winner. The mere presence of such superhumans in one place would destroy the universe.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[15357]

As mentioned before, it'd be an unending battle with no winner. The mere presence of such superhumans in one place would destroy the universe.

-Angry Lawyer

Or it could turn our world into a negative copy of itself, causing CN to win against SR, in which it would turn it back again, so, SR will win against CN, ending in a infinite loop, causing everyone's innards to turn inside out.

*

 

[HunterSeeker]

Chuck Noris once killed me, but Short Recoil subcounciously brought me back to life.

 

[Beerdude26]

What, he's dead?

Lets look at the facts.

Short Recoil once took out an entire island of guerillas with an AK-74 with one magazine of ammunition and some sawblades, you can see an account of this in the movie "Commando." Short Recoil is played by Arnie.

Chuck Norris punches annoying women in cars, got beaten by bruce lee, had his dog killed and has a beard.

I was talking about Sean Connery :| (Don't remember that post by a newbie? )

 

[Shodan]

I was talking about Sean Connery :| (Don't remember that post by a newbie? )

I know, I was trying to start that again.

He's dead?

I can't believe hes dead!

hes dead lol

 

[kirovman]

For some reason, this thread reminds me of when Chaka Khan killed the Bee Gees.

Sean Connery is dead? I just can't believe it! ;(

 

[el Chi]

For some reason, this thread reminds me of when Chaka Khan killed the Bee Gees.

They killed Herbie Hancock, dammit. I can't remember who else they killed, but it was quite a catalogue as I remember.
It was just so sad that they had to be killed at the hands of their childhood friend. So sad.

 

[Ennui]

I pick short recoil, but it's really hard to say.

 

[Glo-Boy]

Chuck Norris would beat his ass in about three seconds.

I consider myself to be a colossal face-puncher, and Chuck Norris would 99% surely beat me, but you don't see me going around posting pictures of my muscles on the internet.

 

[willyd]

Chuck Norris would win becuase hes american, and short recoils dad.

 

[Nat Turner]

So far short recoil is pwning Chuck Norris by a good 11%.

 

[kirovman]

Chuck Norris would win becuase hes american, and short recoils dad.

Short Recoil is pan-dimensional American.

 

[Sulkdodds]

I just can't believe it!

HABEEB IT!

Short Recoil would win. It would be a close fight as both of them danced faster than the speed of light, weaving, ducking, throwing punches that bend the universe like a lead weight bends a rubber sheet. 48 solid hours of lightning-fast combat, graceful as a ballet, hard-hitting as a steaming locomotive, more intricate and nuanced than any dance routine - their consciousnesses razor-sharp in the moment, moving and thinking faster than the naked eye could track, not seeing or hearing or thinking or feeling but knowing. It'd be the ultimate fusion of mind and matter, the two combatants whirling with pinpoint mathematical accuracy as in their dance they become one.

But I think Short Recoil just has the edge, being younger and faster and all. The master is always defeated by the apprentice.

 

[DreamThrall]

Chuck Norris gives roundhouse kicks to the face to everyone who didn't vote for him. How generous!

 

[JNightshade]

This thread ruuuules. I voted short recoil, because he's just so damn awesome, but it would be tough... at least when Chuck dies, we get to celebrate the holidays in my profile.

 

[Prince of China]

HABEEB IT!

Short Recoil would win. It would be a close fight as both of them danced faster than the speed of light, weaving, ducking, throwing punches that bend the universe like a lead weight bends a rubber sheet. 48 solid hours of lightning-fast combat, graceful as a ballet, hard-hitting as a steaming locomotive, more intricate and nuanced than any dance routine - their consciousnesses razor-sharp in the moment, moving and thinking faster than the naked eye could track, not seeing or hearing or thinking or feeling but knowing. It'd be the ultimate fusion of mind and matter, the two combatants whirling with pinpoint mathematical accuracy as in their dance they become one.

But I think Short Recoil just has the edge, being younger and faster and all. The master is always defeated by the apprentice.

I agree, Chuck is getting old. Do you think he would win if he was younger? In his twenties?
Anyways, I'd think Bruce Lee in his twenties would definitely win.

 

[Murray_H]

For some reason, this thread reminds me of when Chaka Khan killed the Bee Gees.

Sean Connery is dead? I just can't believe it! ;(

Yeah he's dead

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=85714&highlight=connery+dead

**** me that wins the internet

Chuck Recoil, Short Norris, one a superhero, the other, a midget with an attitude