Poll- Melee weapons

If you were surrounded by flesh-eating zombies, which blunt melee weapon is best?

  • Aluminum baseball bat

    Votes: 24 21.6%

  • Golf club

    Votes: 12 10.8%

  • 2x4

    Votes: 1 0.9%

  • Brass knuckles

    Votes: 5 4.5%

  • Long metal pole

    Votes: 24 21.6%

  • Frying pan

    Votes: 4 3.6%

  • Nunchucks

    Votes: 5 4.5%

  • Crowbar

    Votes: 24 21.6%

  • Something else?

    Votes: 12 10.8%
  • Total voters
    111
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Okay. So I'm bored. And I want to post a poll. And don't yell at me or make fun of me. Cuz its just something that I felt like posting. Its not like you'll get anywhere by making fun of this- I don't hold it to any emotional value in my life. :dork:

So, here it is:
 
lol, just post what you want to be in the poll and a mod will put it up 4 u if u forgot...

*edit* actually ur probally still making the poll now... HL2.net stupidly posts the thread before the poll, meaning that the poll comes later.

in my first poll i didnt relise this, so when i was doing the poll i suddenly thought that the thread was a bad idea... so i clicked "back" thinking it wouldnt post the thread, but of course it did... and the thread was poll-less. d'oh!
 
Sorry, guys. I was making the best choices I could find.
 
i vote long metal pole. im no good at killing zombies at hamd to hand... but i can sure as hell poke them from a safe distance!
 
no one takes me away from my golf club


it's a classic
 
I would want a long metal pole. I'd have more swing distance so they can't get close that me.

Edit: 1600th post :)
 
Machete! not too sharp, not too dull.. more of a baseball bat approach, only with a blade :)
 
Sprafa said:
no one takes me away from my golf club


it's a classic
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Hell yeah, I agree with that. But what if it gets stuck in a zombie? The rest would devour you. :bonce: :bonce: :bonce: :bonce: :bonce:
 
Golf club definitely. :)

Fast, accurate, long reach, and ouch!
 
Pressure said:
I would want a long metal pole. I'd have more swing distance so they can't get close that me.

Edit: 1600th post :)
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Long metal poles are for fighting hundreds of Agent Smiths, not zombies. :)
 
is there an option to get boots of agility and speed +5 or something??

/me runs away

*edit* omfg u forgot the crowbar
 
theagentsmith said:
Long metal poles are for fighting hundreds of Agent Smiths, not zombies. :)
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How stupid of me! Dammit, get me my crowbar!

/me whirls the crowbar around his finger.

Okay...it's game time.
 
NOOOO! You are right! MODERATOR!!! HELP! I CAN"T ADD IT?!?!

*faints*
 
Mechagodzilla said:
I vote golf club, because it's best designed for swinging. :)
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Best designed for swinging down towards tiny balls not for swing at a zombie's head or torso but maybe their foot.
 
Pressure said:
Best designed for swinging down towards tiny balls not for swing at a zombie's head or torso but maybe their foot.
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I disagree. Best for beating the pulp out of a mugger. Or someone that owes you money. But not a horde of zombies. If it gets stuck, you are done.
 
Well, what's "something else?"? I voted for it, though. Could be anything, right? Well then...I'll whip out my...SAMURAI SWORD. What could be better than that?! Start slicing and dicing left and right! Goodbye stalking zombies...hello beheaded zombies! (I may have been just a little inspired by Kill Bill) :p

*I have a question, theagentsmith. Would they be fast-running zombies as in Dawn of the Dead (2004) or slow-walking zombies as in Dawn of the Dead (1978)?
 
You forgot the classic doom style CHAINSAW!!!
thats my pick.
 
Blunt! Only blunt. "Something else" is any blunt melee weapon. No swords. :) (Most people are using that for crowbar)

To answer your question, the zombies are classic zombies. Slow.
 
brink's said:
You forgot the classic doom style CHAINSAW!!!
thats my pick.
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Eh, not the best when you are surrounded by flesh-eating zombies. You better be pretty damn fast with that chainsaw then. You could run out of fuel. But with melee weapons such as long, metal poles and samurai swords they could last you quite a long time, if you know how to use them.
 
theagentsmith said:
Blunt! Only blunt. "Something else" is any blunt melee weapon. No swords. :) (Most people are using that for crowbar)
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Oh yeah, sorry 'bout that. Blunts only. :E
 
Probably an assault rifle, okay it's not a melee weapon but do you really think you give a shit when you're surrounded by flesh eating zombies?
 
Good point, but how many assault rifles are lying around? Do you always keep one with you?

Exactly. I always remember to bring melee weapons everwhere I go.
 
I chose long metal pole because I personally would want to keep as far away from the zombies as possible. Everyone knows zombies are highly regenerative (10hp every 10 seconds) and have +6 in melee combat.
 
Tredoslop said:
It's Nunchaku! Spell it right jerk!:p
:)

Anyways, check out Team Ryouko and wait for the Nunchaku solo.
http://www.urban-skills.com/vid-performance.htm
And I voted for something else...bo-staff(Also in the video)
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Sorry that I don't speak Japanese! Or Chinese... which is it? Hehe.
Well, its all in how its pronounced, since they have completely different characters. So there.

But nunchakus are cool. Wait, that sounds like (Nun-chack-oo) Not (nun-chuck). So cofnusde.
 
Yeah, if you were to use a lightsaber, you would just have to use the handle to beat them with it. :)
 
Option A: A katana/other one handed sword.
Option B: the long metal pole, preferable 1 1/4" thick and a little over 6 feet long, made out of something like steel, or iron. (harder metals are welcome. :) )
 
Crowbar!!!!!
The Crowbar Kill Everithyn In No-time!!!
 
c'mon, crowbar has to win on these[/] forums! :)
 
I have plenty of real-life experiance with beating stuff with a crowbar so that gets my vote
 
Crowbar, first time I voted on anything in ages :O
 
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