Poll story

[15357]

Due to extreme boredom, I have decided to create a 'poll story'. I'm gonna write something here, and you vote on what would happen next. Then I'll continue with a new thread. Yes, I know, but boredom's a b*tch.
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You wake up. You get dressed, and you get out of the house, almost asleep, to get a donut and some other form of meal. Suddenly, you realize that the architecture of your hometown has changed. The city seems to have gotten old, at least by 15 years. The buildings mostly have cracks pits and simply look like they've been through a lot. However, the govermental buildings are all brand-new, and shine in the white, glaring sun of midsummer.

You turn around, confused, and noticed a poster, a meter wide and two times as tall, on the wall behind you. The poster dipicts Bush's face. Under the portrait, the caption reads: "For Freedom!". Horrified, you start to back up, but then you hit a giant billboard's leg. The billboard reads: "WE LOVE YOU, MR. P!". Your legs give in to shock.

Suddenly, a truck filled with uniformed police wearing riot gear speeds in your neighborhood. They storm a buisness building, waving batons, and promtly drag a dozen people out, beat them on their heads, and drive off with them. The other people in you neighborhood, however, seem to take no notice of the raid that just happened.

Then, you notice a female police officer staring at you. She seems to be reaching for something on her waist while not taking her eyes off you.

What do you do?

Vote.

 

[Shamrock]

I love this idea. I hope the threads are able to stay open. Lets hope the female officer is an ugly one. I didn't vote for hit on her. Haha!

 

[Tr0n]

She should suck me off.

 

[15357]

She should suck me off.

Indeed, but thats really...


Wait, I don't even know what that means exactly.... I have the gist of it, but I'm not too sure...



btw, How long should I wait? 3 days?

 

[Pressure]

In the immortal words of David Chappelle after Wayne Brady threatened to choke at bitch, "RUN BITCH! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! GET SOME HELP!"

 

[Tr0n]

Indeed, but thats really...


Wait, I don't even know what that means exactly.... I have the gist of it, but I'm not too sure...



btw, How long should I wait? 3 days?

It means she should give me a blowjob. You do know what that is, right?

 

[15357]

Eh, I thought it would be that.

 

[Tr0n]

You can do the same, bitch.

 

[Pressure]

Yes, suck me off is another way of saying, "Give me a blowjob please! Thank you!" For example, when I was driving down the road and Tr0n was sitting in the passanger seat I looked over at him and said, "You know this ride is using up a lot of my gas. You can repay me by sucking me off." He looked at my and nodded while giving a quick, "Hmph!" and then proceeded to suck me off.

 

[Tr0n]

I cannot deny or confirm this story.

 

[Pressure]

I have videos.

 

[15357]

Less spam, please. D:

 

[Tr0n]

...Or those videos.

 

[Sulkdodds]

I voted hit on her because it would be hilarious and we, the collective protagonist, would be arrested.

 

[Pressure]

Less spam, please. D:

I already said what I want you to do. If you didn't understand me before, then try this one. In the immortal words of Mike Brander as he hung out the passanger side window of a car being driven by Samantha James through Jamie Palamino's front yard into a group of Christmas Carolers, "THE JIG IS UP, RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!"

 

[bbson john]

Why can't I get her p**sy f**ked?

Anyway, is this story idea come from the mixture of Half-Life 2 and North Korea?

 

[The Brick]

That's the result of hitting on her.

 

[15357]

'Cause you're a 'tard.

Damn it, stop. spam. now.

 

[bbson john]

'Cause you're a 'tard.

Damn it, stop. spam. now.

I am asking you whether this story idea come from the mixture of Half-Life 2 and North Korea.

Plus, are you gonna make a new thread whenever the story make a go?

 

[15357]

Actually, I made it up.


And yes.

 

[bbson john]

And yes.

This is a nice idea. :E

 

[15357]

:E Thank you, most graciously, Sir!

*punches self for spamming*

 

[bbson john]

When will the poll end? That is, how many votes it needed before the story goes on?

 

[15357]

I'm gonna wait for about 2 days.

 

[Sloth]

Sweet idea - do you already have something written for each different "path" or will you just make it up on the spot?

 

[15357]

I have an idea of each.

 

[Man|-|unter]

I would Ask her whats going on, then what next? let me guess they will force u to join their army or whatever and blah.........blah...and...blah.....

 

[bbson john]

I would Ask her whats going on, then what next? let me guess they will force u to join their army or whatever and blah.........blah...and...blah.....

If you choose to beat her, she will become your slave and it will be a show of saddist. :naughty:

 

[15357]

I would Ask her whats going on, then what next? let me guess they will force u to join their army or whatever and blah.........blah...and...blah.....

You sound so unenthusiastic.

 

[Remus]

If you choose to beat her, she will become your slave and it will be a show of saddist. :naughty:

To hit on her doesn't mean you beat her up, smart ass.

 

[Man|-|unter]

You sound so unenthusiastic.

eH....?

 

[bbson john]

To hit on her doesn't mean you beat her up, smart ass.

I am just trying to make a silly gag,

 

[The Monkey]

Sounds neat.

(Hit on her) :O

 

[Idonno >_<]

I too like this idea. It seems fun.

 

[15357]

We need like, 5 more votes and I'll make the next part.

 

[dfc05]

Run!

This is neat. It's almost like a Choose Your Own Adventure, but with those you need to make some choices lead to really stupid death scenarios that make no sense.

 

[JNightshade]

I say, ask her wtf is going on. You can hit on her after you find out

Oh, and @ Tr0n and Pressure.

 

[bvasgm]

Run.

Awesome idea numbers

 

[dfc05]

I say, ask her wtf is going on. You can hit on her after you find out

Not if she kills you first.

 

[bvasgm]

What if she's not trying to kill you? What if she's reaching for a quick-release strap on her pants because she's so turned on by you're irresistable hawtness that she wants to **** you right on the side of the road?

Huh? Huh? What now bitch??