Poor Joseph...

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zomg I had to shut the door to my office as I was laughing so hard

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joseph just couldnt measure up to god's celestial penis


Churches around the country are getting ready for Christmas. For many this might mean a nativity scene with donkeys, wise men and of course, the baby Jesus.

But at Auckland's St Matthew in the City they like to do things differently.

The sign was commissioned by St Matthews in the City, and is the work of ad agency Saatchis.

"It's playing on those who think of a, god being male and b, impregnating Mary in a very literal way," says Archdeacon Glynn Cardy, "whereas I, and most of the people at St Matthews, don't have that belief at all."

The church wanted to get people beyond the nativity story and think more about the Christian message. Some ideas were rejected because they were too out there – such as a giant glow-in-the-dark sperm cell coming down from the sky.
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lol sounds like an awesome church ..which itself is an oxymoron

http://www.3news.co.nz/God-a-hard-a...board/tabid/423/articleID/134438/Default.aspx
 
"Some ideas were rejected because they were too out there – such as a giant glow-in-the-dark sperm cell coming down from the sky."

I'm betting that idea came from Josh Homme.
 
I'd have lost the 'Poor Joseph' (posted outside a church, who else is it going to be? Oh I suppose Magdalene)... but I swear I've seen a million Christmas cards with this message before.
 
did anybody noticed how religion (Christianity particularly) nowadays is more like "think of the message and don't bother with the literal stuff"?

they are fully aware that any kind of deeper insight might quickly reveal the BS.
 
jverne said:
did anybody noticed how religion (Christianity particularly) nowadays is more like "think of the message and don't bother with the literal stuff"?

they are fully aware that any kind of deeper insight might quickly reveal the BS.
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exactly!!! i bet the religious 'bosses' or whatever you wana call them sit down and have meeting on how not to look stupid every week.
 
Auckland eh ? might drive up there to see this, or not. Also the Church is smart to remind people to take the stories not literally.
 
I would have thought Joseph would be the disappointed party. God tore that bitch up. It must have been like sticking yourself in a bucket of warm water after He was done.
 
Laivasse said:
I would have thought Joseph would be the disappointed party. God tore that bitch up. It must have been like sticking yourself in a bucket of warm water after He was done.
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i'm scared to think how's it like when God cums...Niagara falls anyone?
 
to be a fly on the wall when virgin Mary told Joseph that she was pregnant
 
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