Porn Mod ?

[Beanhacker]

First of all, hello ! been following the boards for a while but this is my first post.....

anyways, the first thing i thought of when i saw the tech demo video was a porn mod - you could start out as a penniless fluffer and then work your way up until you star in your own movies. Upgrades like boob jobs and labia plasty could help you get better roles and there could be 'special weapons' like viagra and vibrators which have a limited time of effect. multiplayer could invovle 3 ways/gangbangs and the like.

what does anyone think? any suggestions appreciated

 

[Firegold]

lol, best idea ever :dozey:

 

[dawdler]

Lola The Sexy Empire flashback.

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

Worst game ever.

 

[Majestic XII]

I think there is a sex mod out there somewhere...i donno where

 

[simmo]

I'm not going to say what I think....but go for it anyways!!! :naughty:

 

[dawdler]

Originally posted by Majestic XII
I think there is a sex mod out there somewhere...i donno where

Sex isnt fun. Killing is
Make war, not babies. Kill, not love. Action, not foreplay.

For anyone wanting to simply have nudity AND killings: Download the pervert mod for Postal 2, then try to peek under womens skirts

Not that I play Postal 2, hehe... hehehehe... I wonder if HL2 will come with a gas can to torch houses/people/cars, and the ability to piss on people... Ehrm, I mean, carry on!

 

[Argyll]

Porn Mod?

Best. Idea. Ever.

 

[Jhahn2k4]

YAY!

 

[SidewinderX]

Wow.....ABC will have field day with this...

 

[Sgt.Igneri]

Excellent idea!

 

[slap]

A little secret....

Ill let you into a little secret. I have almost finished a model of a, dare I say it.... Schoolgirl.. shes around 18 or 19 years old and is going to be one of my main characters in a mod im going to be doing.. Early pictures of said lady can be found in the model forum..She is currently a tad over 7000 polies and will encompass all the niffty character expression as I have modeled her that way..! Let me know If you want to see a WIP version and Ill post a fresh set of pics..!

 

[Jhahn2k4]

go the hell ahead

 

[Beanhacker]

Hmmm......mixed feedback - but what the heck; most of the work donkey work will be down to the modellers i guess. i shall pop next door to borders after work and pick up a copy of C++ for dummies

development is very unlikely to commence until after i've completed Hl2 though


Roll on the new Hammer!!

 

[the Dark Knight]

slappy pants man post the pic already!

 

[Jhahn2k4]

Oh yeah, what you need is a shiny room with a water bed.. yes.. shiny..

 

[SilentKilla]

shit dude, that does sound like a good mod, i wanna sign up for the news letter

 

[Guest]

Emule, kazaa, google already got some mods of the same kind

 

[Guest]

why you have some desire to see some polygonal ass is beyond me, but to each their own

 

[H2HSnake]

hehehe.check out the www.3dslut.com :bounce:

 

[Jhahn2k4]

hrm.. :dozey:

 

[SpuD]

The combined IQ of everyone who has posted here is under 35 (disencluding me, of course)

 

[Tr0n]

Originally posted by SpuD
The combined IQ of everyone who has posted here is under 35 (disencluding me, of course)

HAHAHAHAHA luckly I have a IQ of 100 and anyways you guys are some sick horny mofo's to wanna create a "porn mod".I think you should get out more

 

[impakt]

sounds like fun to me

 

[ComradeBadger]

A Porn mod. Oh. My. God. Why?

Any money this guy has no idea of what a woman looks like in real life

 

[H2HSnake]

they'll never make it.It was just for fun hehe.To see people reactions.
But considering what i saw in Vampire the masquerade:Bloodlines trailer(VM:B is on Hl2 engine,and there is something like breasts physic in this trailer,that's really amazing) wow,this could happen.

 

[Beanhacker]

just thought it would be slightly more inventive than yet another WW2/gulfwar/CS etc. bang bang shooty mod...........

oh and mrBadger - I gots crazy bitches :afro:

 

[Tr0n]

Originally posted by Beanhacker
just thought it would be slightly more inventive than yet another WW2/gulfwar/CS etc. bang bang shooty mod...........

oh and mrBadger - I gots crazy bitches :afro:

I don't think your dog counts as a"crazy bitch"

 

[sephim]

Are you okey?

 

[dreamedia]

Do i get bonus points for doing your mum doggy style ?

 

[Tupac]

lol can you be a porn star ? and make it online so there could be pimps, like you mentioned 'directors' lol make simple controls 'x for insert penis' "z to pull out' lol!! Different positions and shit lol if it was done i would DEFENATELY dl it just to see how it is lol

 

[dawdler]

The porn mod will be obsolete: Lula 3D is coming!

 

[Fat Tony!]

lol u could do this but id come in with and hack a weapon out of thin air and kick ure ass

 

[simmo]

Originally posted by dawdler
The porn mod will be obsolete: Lula 3D is coming!

hehe ive just been lookin at that

 

[Pol]

lula3d is piss poor, gabe stated in an emil that jiggy breasts, a la 'dead or alive' are completly possible in hl2, but that valve haven't put it into the game. its not a technical limitation!

 

[H2HSnake]

Yea that's true.If You want to see this efect just download the Vampire masquerade:Bloodlines trailer and watch it carefuly and You'll see natural behaving beautiful breasts...just look closely...This short moment is worth of downloading...BTW if some people figure it out there will be tons of chicks,celebrities and stuff for HL2 Multiplayer...You'll see.There'll be Jenifer Lopez in the bikini shooting to Sauron from lord oF the rings,hehehe,there's a lot possibilities,Batman kicking ass Britney ETC.

 

[dawdler]

Originally posted by H2HSnake
Yea that's true.If You want to see this efect just download the Vampire masquerade:Bloodlines trailer and watch it carefuly and You'll see natural behaving beautiful breasts...just look closely...This short moment is worth of downloading...BTW if some people figure it out there will be tons of chicks,celebrities and stuff for HL2 Multiplayer...You'll see.There'll be Jenifer Lopez in the bikini shooting to Sauron from lord oF the rings,hehehe,there's a lot possibilities,Batman kicking ass Britney ETC.

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BAH! The Lula 3D trailer got a dog... uhm, barking up a mans leg cause it got so hot on Lula stripping

 

[H2HSnake]

Lula 3d IS THE ugliest 3D chick i've ever seen.Her breasts are not natural,silicon and ugly as her whole plastic body (btw this was rendered movie i saw,maybe ingame model looks better) we'll see.ON HL2 we 'll see better things than even this next one ...

 

[H2HSnake]

hmmm

 

[dawdler]

That is kind of against the forum rules I beleive (she's in 3D but still, its explicit nudity ). Not that I care, dawn is very pretty on the 9700Pro in the nude

 

[H2HSnake]

Personally i would like to see somekind of mod for this one...