Possible photograph of recovered UFO in Brazil

"Vegeta, what does your bullshit scouter say?"

"It's over nine THOUSAAAAAAND!"
 
Stormy said:
Most ufo spottings, especily in america are top secrate millitry projects. I'm sure you couldnt even imagen the technology they are developing. Black Projects.... no one is aloud to say a word.
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Aye, Nazis were designing disc shaped flying objects, and the Americans took over the research after Nazis lost
 
I wish he had actually taken a picture of the disk AND the thing transporting it. Why do they always have grainy crappy cameras?
 
dekstar said:
Because it couldn't simply be a disc?
Not very much of a government coverup if they're driving it in broad daylight, with no visual protection whatsoever.

EDIT: Stormy, even if the government were doing these 'black projects', then you think they'd have a bit better cover for their "objects".
What this 'photographer' obviously saw was something with no hidden or extra-terrestrial origins. It wouldn't have been seen if that were the case.
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My thoughts exactly, this is crap. If they wanted to hide something they would at least go to the effort of attempt to hide it.
 
I am a giant who is 60ft tall. I misplaced my dinner plate.


I guess they found it.
 
If I was transporting an alien spaceship, I definately wouldn't do it at 7 in the morning, on the back of a flatbed truck. Uncovered. And I'm pretty sure I wouldn't let a civilian take a picture with his cellphone from 20 feet away. Maybe the Brazilian feds just suck...
 
Or their snipers were having a nap before firin' ze' missiles.
 
It's a law of physics that any pictures of a UFO, alien, big foot, or the loch ness monster must be grainy and fuzzy.
 
It's the satellite for the TV in the barracks.
 
We all know that if aliens came, they would come in tri-pods, and would be blowing the f*uck out of us, what, why do ALL UFO's have to crash? It's like they all are trying to land, but dont understand that the brown stuff isn't mud.
 
Governments around the world do this sort of thing to root out the conspiracy theorists amongst them. That way they can be ridiculed and kept proper watch on, so that they don't grow suspicious about the governments TRUE top secrets.
 
The Mysterious History of the Brazil Ship: Revealed!

Conspiracy theorists are an extradimensional race who have come to Earth intermitently, for no reason, since the dawn of time.
Long after they had guided the human race - through genetic engineering and interbreeding - into physically identical beings, the conspiracy theorists began to infiltrate human society.

From their bases in the centre of the (hollow) Earth, they began sending their observation craft.
Cigar-shaped, these craft were designed so poorly that they careened near-uncontrollably at speeds that are impossible for any human vehicle: flailing, dizzying zig-zags reaching over 3000 miles per hour.
The solution to this poor performance came from the realization that the craft were trapped helplessly aloft in the reduced friction of the air, which provided little resistance against their extreme speed.
Thus, in 1947, the conspiracy theorists began their first attempts at enhancing friction, by programming their ships to crash directly into the ground. Firmly embedded in the soil of Roswell, New Mexico, the first test craft could no longer spaz idiotically through the sky. The experiment was deemed a grand success, ushering in a new era of non-transportation.

Free to maneuver nimbly on foot, conspiracy theorists began their first bold steps on land. In the early 1950s, conspiracy theorists crashed survey teams throughout the pacific northwest.
Results of the expedition were initially disasterous, as the teams quickly realized that, on foot, they had no way to return their recorded findings to the centre of the Earth.
Luckily, one team in 1967 solved the dillema by ingeniously filming a sasquatch as part of their nature footage and, then, submitting the film to the human news media.
The resulting media frenzy was broadcast worldwide and the conspiracy theorists were able to pick up astonishing footage of trees, dirt and fallen logs over the airwaves.

This revolutionary technique led to mass-production of conspiracy imagery, as increasing numbers of conspiracy theorists vied for the media's attention so that they could be the first to report a particular sample of rock or elm.
These amateur explorers would film vast panoramas, with their craft hovering as specks in the faint distance in order to avoid disrupting the valuable scenery. Eventually, however, the human public grew tired of conspiracy images, and the export of tree footage plummeted.

Things were looking bleak for the conspiracy theorists until Internet was introduced to the public in the early 1990s.
Suddenly, conspiracy theorists could transmit their unedited information to the centre of the Earth near-instantly (although the practice of inserting supernatural objects into their footage continued to see use as a type of signature or symbol of prestige).
Thus, the Internet led to a new era of conspiracy theory, the results of which we see here even today in this latest image: a human transport truck, photographed by a conspiracy theorist, with a crashed ship placed atop it for size comparison.

Hope that clears things up.
 
Dammit. Well said. You recieve epic bacons for taking the time and posting that.
 
Yes, they do. They also need bacons. And cats wearing glasses.

And polar bears. Everything needs more polar bears.

CONSPIRACIZZLE!
 
Hang on, hang on... I'm getting a feeling of... let's see. Buzzwords.

Majestic-12, Illuminati, New World Order, Magic Bullet, 32 flavours of baskin-robbin's Ice Cream, Anglets = Sinister, Area 51, Philadelphia Experiment, Epsilon-7, Terrorism linked to Zionist Cartels linked to Secret Society in American bent on controlling the world, also Roswell.
 
Also bacons... but that's not a conspiracy or anything. That doesn't even exist!

<.<

I think Mechagodzilla sums it up nicely.
 
Can someone post the picture here? Coz the page ain't loading for me.
 
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