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Glirk Dient
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Ok..so I thought I had this pic of 2 posts this guy made. He sniffed his sisters panties...but theres more to it. Does anyone have this image? I can't find it anywhere and I guess it was on my hard drive and got deleted. Maybe I will type it up if no one has it.
Glirk Dient said:
Luckily for you I saved it on my webspace a long time ago.
http://www.rtfmish.com/images/own432ed.JPG
HOW DO I SNIFF PANTIE?? AHAJA!!
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Couldn't he just deny it? He could just say he was trolling and just wanted to see their responses or something. I do that all the time, just not on this forum.BF2slut said:
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no it dont, but lets not get into that.
/me thinks burnzie knows women who dont wash............
anyhoo i done loadsa embrassing stuff, too much to talk about so meh
/me thinks burnzie knows women who dont wash............
anyhoo i done loadsa embrassing stuff, too much to talk about so meh
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Did The Fonz of Burnzie just boobie flash me?
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Beerdude26 said:
No.
and when i said discusting... i ment its ok while your down there... i just wouldnt go out of my way to sniff panties... why anyone would is beyond me but each to there own.
And leave my dirty girls out of this
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BF2slut said:
I don't think that is the actual guy that posted. I am pretty sure the mods added to his embarrassment by adding an avatar of a guy sniffing panties. Heh, poor guy probally shot himself or will be disowne from his family and friends forever.
Funny story though...I have it saved again. Poor guy hah, what a sicko though. Biggest reason not to post personal information on the net!
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I posted this in another thread, but here it is again:
This was a few years ago, but my girlfriend was grounded for the weekend. She called me, let's say on Saturday, and told me her parents were out doing their things. She called around 11am and I was still basically asleep. I was able to drive at this point, so I drove on over there and parked down the road. I took a brisk jog up to her house and came in and went on up to her room. We start kissing and she backs off a tells me I stink, the night before I was up late helping a friend finish off his basement and never took a shower when I got home. So I strip and jump in the shower, near the end of my shower, she flings the door open and tells me her mom just drove up. So I grab my boxers and start to put my shorts on, and we hear the front door close. We both freeze, trying to figure out what to do. So me, being the clever lad that I am, open her bedroom window and sit half in half out on the ledge. I hear her mom climb the stairs and tap on the door and ask if she's awake. So I slip out the window and grab onto the brick ledge and hang from her 2nd floor window in my shorts. Her mom keeps talking to her and she keeps trying to answer them quickly to get her mom out. But then I heard the trunk pop...and then slam, and then I see her dad walking through the backyard to their shed carrying a bag of fertilizer. He puts it in the shed and as he turns around to exit, there I am; shirtless and wet and hanging from his daughter's window ledge.
This was a few years ago, but my girlfriend was grounded for the weekend. She called me, let's say on Saturday, and told me her parents were out doing their things. She called around 11am and I was still basically asleep. I was able to drive at this point, so I drove on over there and parked down the road. I took a brisk jog up to her house and came in and went on up to her room. We start kissing and she backs off a tells me I stink, the night before I was up late helping a friend finish off his basement and never took a shower when I got home. So I strip and jump in the shower, near the end of my shower, she flings the door open and tells me her mom just drove up. So I grab my boxers and start to put my shorts on, and we hear the front door close. We both freeze, trying to figure out what to do. So me, being the clever lad that I am, open her bedroom window and sit half in half out on the ledge. I hear her mom climb the stairs and tap on the door and ask if she's awake. So I slip out the window and grab onto the brick ledge and hang from her 2nd floor window in my shorts. Her mom keeps talking to her and she keeps trying to answer them quickly to get her mom out. But then I heard the trunk pop...and then slam, and then I see her dad walking through the backyard to their shed carrying a bag of fertilizer. He puts it in the shed and as he turns around to exit, there I am; shirtless and wet and hanging from his daughter's window ledge.
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I nearly got caught by an irate father ...managed to jump out the bedroom window and made a break for it ...too bad I had to leave my shoes behind ...and too bad it was the middle of winter ...should have seen the look on the taxi drivers face when he picked me up wearing nothing but pants a t-shirt and socks ..oh did I mention it was about -10 degrees celcius :E
btw xcellerate, I need closure on that story ...you left us literally hanging without an ending
btw xcellerate, I need closure on that story ...you left us literally hanging without an ending
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You laughed on the ground for three hours? How is that even possible? Surely bugs would have started crawling all over you.. you probably would have choked to death or something.. and you would have missed all your classes.
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Hazar said:
He knew a few before he cockslapped them all to death.
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:cheers: Haha, yesterday I ate one burrito and 4 tacos with my girl, at this popular mexican taco stand called "Taqueria". We then went to the mall and ate some Ghengis Khan, note this foods are all spicy! I all of a sudden needed to take a shit. In the mall! So, we head to the family bathroom, the family bathroom is a public bathroom but for your family, it has two sinks and two toilets, one for adults, one for kids... it is quite roomy too. So, i'm the mess around type of guy, so I tell my girl to take a pic of me(pretending) to take a shit first with my uber LG VX-8000 for Myspace pic. Thing is all of a sudden some lady walks in about half way and quickly backs out while saying,"Ooooh I am soo sorrry!" My damn girlfriend forgot to lock the god damn door!
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I've only read the first page, so I don't know how off-topic the thread is by now...
I don't get embarrassed. I'm too apathetic to get embarrassed. But I have several stories which include instances which might have embarrased normal people:
one; I was at the bart station. There are terminals with these two plastic "wings" on the inside that open when you put your ticket through. The chick in front of me had just gone through, adn the wings were still open, and I coulda swore I heard my buds yelling at me to just go through.
So I did.
I had one leg forward, one back. I take pretty long strides, I have rather long legs, so I was sorta spread out. Then all of a sudden the wings shut
right
on
my
balls.
I then proceeded the trip and fall on my face. No biggie.
another: I was at the library. this girl that I'd hang out with had stolen my card. She was holding it out in front of her, and when I reached out to grab it, she moved it and I got a big ol' handfull of her right breast. I felt really bad, yet really good...
*ahem*
I don't get embarrassed. I'm too apathetic to get embarrassed. But I have several stories which include instances which might have embarrased normal people:
one; I was at the bart station. There are terminals with these two plastic "wings" on the inside that open when you put your ticket through. The chick in front of me had just gone through, adn the wings were still open, and I coulda swore I heard my buds yelling at me to just go through.
So I did.
I had one leg forward, one back. I take pretty long strides, I have rather long legs, so I was sorta spread out. Then all of a sudden the wings shut
right
on
my
balls.
I then proceeded the trip and fall on my face. No biggie.
another: I was at the library. this girl that I'd hang out with had stolen my card. She was holding it out in front of her, and when I reached out to grab it, she moved it and I got a big ol' handfull of her right breast. I felt really bad, yet really good...
*ahem*
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Well, at work, one of my co-workers was trying to help this woman who brought her kids and was taking sweet forever. And my OTHER co-worker and I were just kind of messing around and made a paper airplane. So we were playing with these kids while their mother was complaining about something or other, and I threw the paper airplane and IT HIT HER IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD.
I blamed it on her children.
Not really embarrassing I guess, but it could have been an ugly scene except for my quick wit.
I blamed it on her children.
Not really embarrassing I guess, but it could have been an ugly scene except for my quick wit.
