Post your awesome overheard conversations

[Angry Lawyer]

For some reason, Glenn always manages to time his toilet trips to coincide with mine.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

You should hear the shit my friends say during lunch at school.

Friend 1: *reaches over and puts hand on my shoulder* Cyphilissss.

Me: What the f*ck.....Why the Hell are-

Friend 2: SHUT THE **** UP SHITBAG! NO YOU CAN'T TOUCH MY PENIS!

Me: *looks back and forth at friend 1 and 2* What the f*ck?

Friend 1: Oh shit he's PMSing! *Looks at girl across from me* Quickly, we must hide in her vagina! GET TO THE VACHOPPA!

I honestly, don't f*cking know. I really don't.

 

[Krynn72]

Pssh. Thats nothing. We have discussions on babies drowning inside the kool-aid man, people getting bird-shitted in the mouth, people having feet cubed and feet squared, parking ten months away from here, etc.

It can sometimes get pretty gross too. And it almost always ends up being offensive.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Pssh. Thats nothing. We have discussions on babies drowning inside the kool-aid man, people getting bird-shitted in the mouth, people having feet cubed and feet squared, parking ten months away from here, etc.

It can sometimes get pretty gross too. And it almost always ends up being offensive.

****ing awesome.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Yesterday, me and my friends argued about how many people it takes to be called an orgy. [True story]

 

[theotherguy]

Yesterday, me and my friends argued about how many people it takes to be called an orgy. [True story]

four.

1-mastrubation
2-sex
3-threesome
4-orgy

 

[Solaris]

four.

1-mastrubation
2-sex
3-threesome
4-orgy

5-???
6-Profit!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Hmmm....Was tightly packed in my cousins car with seven people last night...Slept in the car...So technically I was sleeping with them...

What does 7 equal?

 

[xombine]

Hmmm....Was tightly packed in my cousins car with seven people last night...Slept in the car...So technically I was sleeping with them...

What does 7 equal?

7 cousins?

That = fvcked up.

 

[W4E]

Its funny purposefully having a fake interesting conversation with someone as people walk by, to see their reaction when they pretend they aren't listening.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

7 cousins?

That = fvcked up.

Cousin plus 6 friends.

 

[theotherguy]

Its funny purposefully having a fake interesting conversation with someone as people walk by, to see their reaction when they pretend they aren't listening.

especially if you throw in random names and a description of them.

"Yeah, that guy in the blue shirt he...mumble..mumble...jody and matt...yeah the guy in the blue shirt...mumble..mumble..."

that always cracks me up.

 

[W4E]

i was thinking more like, "where did you hide the body?"

 

[ríomhaire]

5-???
6-Profit!

 

[Ren.182]

Was once walking through the bullring in Birmingham and heard this girl say to a guy...

"I enjoyed that Threesome last night..."

I lol'd.

 

[Jangle]

Me and my mate were walking in front of these two ladies, and we overheard:

"And he was like, 'just put it in your mouth!', and I was like 'no, dad, it's huge!'"

I have no idea.

 

[JNightshade]

Hmmm....Was tightly packed in my cousins car with seven people last night...Slept in the car...So technically I was sleeping with them...

What does 7 equal?

Being a southerner :|

 

[Thread]

Rofl.

Not your typical overheard conversation, but this is somewhat related. I was with some friends in a car, coming back from a ranch we had to go to. So then a teacher asks us for a ride. "Sure," my friend says. So this other friend who was beside me, he starts talking about ass. "I really like ass, you know, your typical woman with ass is a woman I like. I like big, firm asses, the ones you masturbate to." My friends and I were rofling and my teacher was looking at us weird.

 

[Puzzlemaker]

ahahah these stories rule.

Theres this one kid who ALWAYS mumbles and laughs to himself...he's freakishly smart in math and science...your typical nerd.

Today this is what he was mumbling on the computer a few feet away from me:



"0.99999999999999 does not equal to 1...lousy bastards"

then a second later acts like he's holding a machine gun or something and starts making these hilarious machine gun noises...

keep in mind he's 18 yrs old and does stuff like this.

*cough*

I should really pay attention to how many people are actually paying attention to me...