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Originally Posted by Top Secret, after saying how dangerous his school is
Yet we're the 8th rated school in the state. o_O. Out of 450 schools. It's like everyone here has a knife in their right pocket, and their calculator in their left. Schools are just freakin' weird
 
Something I said a while ago, I really wished it was quoted by someone besides me.

Danimal said:
One time, I was installing Hitman 2 on my old-old-old computer (No video card, 68MB RAM etc) I put it on the lowest, just to be safe and Gabe's face exploded out of my screen and tried to eat my soul.

:|
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I hope that isn't out of pity like what He_who_is_Steve did :|
 
You brought this thread into my home Distubed, where my wife sleeps, where my children play with their toys.....Anyways, I say whack the bitch. -Dalamari


A personal fav of mine...it combines a Godfather quote with the word "bitch"
 
Courtesy of Chrushie, who is courtesy of TDE:
"[19:22] <@TDE4398> being Zerimski while Zerimski is in the channel is like flicking a lions testicles while its awake"
 
How do you like my new sig? It's the three biggest threads in Off-Topic ever.
 
The_Monkey said:
How do you like my new sig? It's the three biggest threads in Off-Topic ever.
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I loved everyone of those threads, although I didn't partcipate in any of them.
 
The_Monkey said:
How do you like my new sig? It's the three biggest threads in Off-Topic ever.
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It needs a great big Munrowned sign slapped on to it.
 
being Zerimski while Zerimski is in the channel is like flicking a
lions testicles while its awake

The perversity of the universe tends towards the maximum.

The avalanche has already started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote.

"Thats a lie." "Yes it is. What's your point."

When others do a foolish thing, you should tell them it is a foolish
thing. They can still continue to do it, but at least the truth is
where it needs to be.

Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!

Don't take life too serious. You'll never escape it alive anyway.

I think a good idea is to always carry around two sacks of something
when you're out and about, that way when someone says hey can you
gimme a hand? you can say sorry, got these sacks!


Feel the pocket!
Invade the pocket!
Isn't it soft!

I don't have A ball, let alone MANY balls

Did he say anal probe? I heard anal probe

Actually, leather soaks up blood really well. Which is really
annoying. But it does

I love the smell of napalm in the morning...smells like breakfast!

My feminine side is from the waist down.
-Eamon

I had bad experiences with electricity as a child. Not as bad as the cat...

Firstly, not even you could convince my parents to do that, and
secondly, I would never do that to an animal.

Did you imply I was cute?

I don't know how to drink mayonaisse

The Truth is out there, it will set you free, and you cant handle the truth!

I hate you, your family,your pets,your face,the glasses on your
face,your optician,your opticians family................

What issues? I'm confused! (on pollution)

Once I wept for I had no shoes. Then I came across a man who had no
feet, so I took his shoes. I mean, it's not like he really needed
them.

Just as being from Leitrim means you are a bogger with no electricity
or being from Kildare means you are a sheepshagger or being from
Limerick means you are dangerous when knives are around!

I'm no fan of religion myself but what really teed me off was they
took the couches away
the beautiful couches!!
bastards

if i declared next thursday turkey thursday and stormed around town
with turkey blood all over my face people would look at me like i was
a total moran

His face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two other
sides gently compressed by a thigh master"

"His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like
underpants in a tumble dryer"

"McMurphy fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a paper bag
filled with vegetable soup"

"Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze"

"Her eyes were like two brown circles with two black dots in the centre"

"Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever"

"He was as tall as a six-feet-three-inch tree"

"The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you
fry them in hot grease"

"Long seperated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across
the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having
left New York at 6:36 p.m. travelling at 55 mph, the other from
Peterborough at 4.19 p.m. at 36 mph"

"The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the full stop after the
Dr. on a Dr Pepper can"

"John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had
also never met"

"When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or
Manet, I said, 'I like mayonnaise.' She just stared at me, so I said
it again, louder. Then she left. I guess she went to try to find some
mayonnaise for me."

"Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful
flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's
carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very
beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk."

"Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a
minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back. NOW
who's asking the questions?"

"I think that a hat which has a little cannon that fires and then goes
back inside the hat is at least a decade away."

"If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar
box and rubber bands, don't let him just play it once or twice and
then throw it away. Make him practice on it, every day, for about
three hours a day. Later, he'll thank you."

"If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying
forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact."

"I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our
children's children, because I don't think children should be having
sex."

"If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people,
like I am now."

"To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something
when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, 'Hey, can you give me
a hand?,' you can say, 'Sorry, got these sacks.'"

"It makes me mad when people say I turned and ran like a scared
rabbit. Maybe it was like an angry rabbit, who was going to fight in
another fight, away from the first fight."

"If they ever come up with a swashbuckling School, I think one of the
courses should be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something."

"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to
take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old
burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He
cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a
pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but
it was getting pretty late."

"A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then
you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear
that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."

"Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd
ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and
forth you'd probably be able to get a lot of free games.
I'd like to be buried Indian-style, where they put you up on a high
rack, above the ground. That way, you could get hit by meteorites and
not even feel it."

"If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun
in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some
smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a
soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started
laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The
soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and
ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice,
and I could probably hit them up for a free drink."

"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is
why several of us died of tuberculosis."

"Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word
itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words -
"mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and
that's why so is mankind."

"I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash
is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash
stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and
go, "What was THAT?!"

"When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or
pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not,
mmmmmmm, boy."

"Whether they find a life there or not, I think Jupiter should be
called an enemy planet."

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

"My favourite 'You've been Framed' clip is the one when that bloke is
waving cheerily to all those people from his car, completely unaware
that hes about to be shot in the head. The look on his wife's face!"
-Viz

Yep, and Bush never invaded Iraq. Oh wait, what am I talking about,
Bush isn't even the president; the media simply wants you believe he
is.

You guys realize you are proving my point for me, right?
Er, maybe you don't

If your religion gets in the way of my science then I want my science
to build a giant robot with machinegun arms and missile launchers.
Let's just see how amazing Christ is when 30mm depleted uranium sabots
are hitting him 75 times per second. Oh, wait, haha that's right, he's
a ****ing imaginary ghost. I guess the bullets will just pass
harmlessly through him and into your stupid ****ing head

If you give a man a fire he'll be warm for the night, if you set a man
on fire he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
 
Domenico said:
WTF is that thing anyway!?!?!?!?


Domenico
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It's an IMU!!!!

It says it when you click the emoticon to put in the post.
 
You guys realize you are proving my point for me, right?
Er, maybe you don't
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Bahahahaaaaaa, don't know who said that or when but it's got me chuckling :LOL:
 
One of my favorites is from a somebody(can't remember the name) who was whining about steam crashing after an update.
"Before it would only crash at a certain point. Now it crashes in many new and different ways each time!"
See sig for the reply \/
 
yep a lot of Citiz are gay in the half life 2

Prowler ;I know, they would try to sodomize me constantly
 
MigaS_tx cmon sure 13y yr olds can play any game they want who care about their mental balance... Just they KEEP OFF THE INTERNET SERVERS!!!! Those little F%¤#'s dunno how 2 behave and apparently neighter do I ;o)

Anyway I like the old post badger wrote while drunk, it was something like "you shoommm bushaa knutt gaaah" just much more random words. :)

BTW check out my sig :D
 
In response to debate on whether zombies yell "help me!" in Dutch (I think) when lit on fire. While it is just english backwards,

"Enough of this pointless arguing- someone needs to solve this once and for all by setting a Dane on fire and seeing if he speaks English backwards. I await the results eagerly."

-Mediocrity
 
Someone may have said this already. I don't care:

GLOGLEBAGS FOREVER!!!!

ICARUS MILK, YAY!!!

and then there was Princess_Jen. Haha, that was so funny.
 
Erestheux said:
Someone may have said this already. I don't care:

GLOGLEBAGS FOREVER!!!!

ICARUS MILK, YAY!!!

and then there was Princess_Jen. Haha, that was so funny.
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gloglebags died out.
 
_-_-SELAS-_-_ said:
MigaS_tx cmon sure 13y yr olds can play any game they want who care about their mental balance... Just they KEEP OFF THE INTERNET SERVERS!!!! Those little F%¤#'s dunno how 2 behave and apparently neighter do I ;o)

Anyway I like the old post badger wrote while drunk, it was something like "you shoommm bushaa knutt gaaah" just much more random words. :)

BTW check out my sig :D
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My brother is 19 now, and he played mortal kombat and those things when he was young, and he is completely normal now..
I think your opinions drive from media, you all have the same opinon when I talk to you, it's kind of scary. :s (american nice people :cheese: )

Seriously, study psychologist (dunno if it is correct) and then have your own opinion. ;)
Maybe I am wrong, maybe you all have the same opinion cause it is correct, I don't know. :f
 
my favorite quote ever is the first quote in my sig...and it took me forever to go back and find it lol
 
Milkman said:
"Enough of this pointless arguing- someone needs to solve this once and for all by setting a Dane on fire and seeing if he speaks English backwards. I await the results eagerly."

-Mediocrity
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this whole setting danish people on fire sounds like a great idea i.... OH NOES!!111! /me points to location...

and this is spammish ill stfu now

there has been many fine, sexually inuendo- moments in the off topic threads, and good god.... id be damned if all the posts in those threads arn't funny. I usually come along and mess up the jolly mood by posting something so disgusting that it isent funny though.

;(
 
MigaS_tX said:
My brother is 19 now, and he played mortal kombat and those things when he was young, and he is completely normal now..
I think your opinions drive from media, you all have the same opinon when I talk to you, it's kind of scary. :s (american nice people :cheese: )

Seriously, study psychologist (dunno if it is correct) and then have your own opinion. ;)
Maybe I am wrong, maybe you all have the same opinion cause it is correct, I don't know. :f
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Dude what are you talking about ? You didnt understand what I said at all try to do so before talking out of your ass the next time ok? Also I dont feel like explaining it now maybe later. *sigh*
 
ferrarired said:
My dog has died

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Just yesterday, I walked outside and saw my dog get run over by some dumb ass. I found out what his liscence plate was and decided to tell the cops. They didn't do shit about it so I got my friend to tell me where this guy lives. I went to his house and smashed his car, house, and other stuff to hell. I kicked his cat and killed his whole family. I started to run around in circles and started screaming. The guy finally comes home and starts freaking out. I kill him too. I thought to myself "What should I do with all the corpses, blood stains on the walls, the dead kitten, and my gun?" and then the cops came. I was released free of charge because the guy was some murderer and he killed a lot of people. The cops were thankful because they wanted him dead or alive. So, I got off scot-free. I walked into a therapists place because I realized that I was starting to rape my GF and she didn't like it a lot. That's why she broke up with me. Anyways, I started seeing one and he started giving me drugs. Then I got better.
PS. I also sent concentration camp footage to America's Funniest Home Videos.
BTW; none of this is true, I just have too much time on my hands and decided to make a story to blow time.
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-good, good times lol
 
Taken from "Embarrassing moments" thread
i remember when i was like 9 that i was in swimming class or something of the sort and some guys and i had to make a "hard dive" into the water from the trampoline. as i entered the water, my swimming suit was pulled back far enough to reveal a small pen0r. i never found out if anyone was looking, probably nobody ever did.

oh and my mom once caught me scratching my balls. my face grew hot as i stared at her for an instance, trying to do something to make it look as if i weren't scrathing them.
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-evil^milk


lmao, ok i classified the name. Only those who will remember this thread shall kow it was you with the small penz0r.
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-b.calhoun
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my mom walked in on me making out with my dad.
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-me
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Originally Posted by Bad^Hat
Haha yeah, for about a year after I saw that I couldn't stop being self-concious in the shower...
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ummmmmmmmm .....errrr ....damn it's soooo hard to resist ...making joke ....about ..."being self-concious in the shower" ...must resist .... temptation ...to ...make fun of size ....of Bad Hat's ding-aling
-cptstern



Originally Posted by CptStern
ummmmmmmmm .....errrr ....damn it's soooo hard to resist ...making joke ....about ..."being self-concious in the shower" ...must resist .... temptation ...to ...make fun of size ....of Bad Hat's ding-aling
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that would be as funny as the "small pen0r" comment in the "embarrassing moments" thread.
-me
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This entire thread ...infact, just do a search on "ray_bees" lol...

hah oldies but goodies, i think. sorry ray and evil milk for bringing up those past traumas. but i still remember that to this day haha...ahhh the good ol' days of hl2.net. or something.
 
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