Post your favourite quotes

[Polaris]

It's simple, post your favourite quotes from TF2.
All responses can be found here and here at TF2 Wiki.

Scout

"Wave goodbye to your secret crap, dumbass!"

Soldier

"That was an amazing killing spree....BY THE OTHER TEAM!"

Pyro

"Mmmphh mphhhh mphh"

Demoman

"All yah dandies prancin' aboot with ya heads full of eyeballs."

Heavy

"I spy with my little eye!"

Engineer

"Whoooowee! Makin' bacon!"

Medic

"I am ze Ubermensch!" BEST QUOTE EVER

Sniper

"Good on ya, mates!"

Spy

"Gentlemen?"

 

[kineaesth]

'Eat it, fatty', when you bat a heavy to death. Good times.

 

[Returned3]

Sniper:

"Standing around like a bloody idiot!"

Happened right after I head-shotted a Soldier

 

[average_d]

Spy:

"Its appears that I have burst into flames"

 

[Iron_cube]

SANVICH AND I ARE GOING TO BEAT. YOUR. ASS.

Best heavy line ever.

 

[Kamikazie]

BOINK!

: You know who.

 

[ríomhaire]

Little Menz Steal Our Cart!

 

[Qonfused]

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[(SGA) Doctorwho]

Soldier:

"I am going to strangle you with your own frilly training bra!"
"If god had wanted you to live he would not have created ME!"

Heavy:

"What is that sandvich? "Kill them all"? Good idea! Hahaha!"
"You are a loose cannon sandvich, but you are a damn good cop!"

Sniper

"I've slept in the corpse of a water buffalo tougher than you."

Medic

"I healed zuh man who will kill you."

 

[Stigmata]

Whole team is babies!

 

[mocho loco]

Oh, they're gonna have to glue you back together...IN HELL!!!!!

 

[Sheepo]

I kill your silly TOYSSS!!!

 

[danil1]

"Keep it up!" with his accent
"Oktoberfest!"
(medic's)

Domination of two opponents

* [Laughter]
(not quote but still)
soldier

 

[Laivasse]

WHAT SICK MAN SENDS BABIES TO FIGHT ME?

Always gets a smile.

I haven't even heard the sandvich ones yet ;(

 

[Combine_Advisor]

ooh Looks Like They Are Gonna Have To Glue You Back Together!in Hell!

 

[Omnomnick]

'Maggot!'

Or.

'Time to inform your next of kin!' I haz a T-shirt with that on :E

 

[AJ Rimmer]

"Last one alive, lock the door!"

I always spam Battle Cry as a soldier at the beginning of a round til I get that one.

 

[ríomhaire]

I love that one too. What's the one when the Soldier gets a point?
"We have commendeered your point!"

 

[AJ Rimmer]

Really, with the soldier it's all about the delivery. The lines wouldn't be half as funny if it weren't for that.

 

[KennyJC]

"Do they make those shoes for men?"

"Spies... bloody useless!"

"Stupid bloody Spies!"

"I'm gonna plant one right between your eyes, ya pantha!"

Sniper.

 

[Teisatsu]

"Standing near ze point does nussing, get on ze point, Dummkopf!"