Post your most loved film quote

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in the rain... Time to die." - Roy Batty, Blade Runner.

"Let's never come here again because it will never be as much fun." - Charlotte, Lost in Translation.
 
I beat you by about 20 posts on the Batty quote from BR there Samon :p I see you have good taste as well.
 
Mine isn't exactly a film quote as it's from The Wire, but still. I can't think of anything right now I really like from a film, though I know there are hundreds.

''World goin' one way, people another'' - Poot

Oh don't forget:-

'If the man be coming, make ready for the man' Stringer Bell

I beat you by about 20 posts on the Batty quote from BR there Samon :p I see you have good taste as well.

He's just sucking up to me because he knows I'm a replicant :naughty:
 
The things I've seen with your eyes...
 
"We can't stop here, this is bat country!"

There are a ton of awesome quotes in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

"Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker signal that says you are about to turn right. This is to let him know you're pulling off for a proper place to talk. It will take him a moment to realize that he's about to make a 180 degree turn at speed, but you will be ready for it. Brace for the g's, and fast heel-toe work."

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into locked a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon."

Raoul Duke: There's a uh, big machine in the sky, some kind of, I dunno, electric snake, coming straight at us.
Dr. Gonzo: Shoot it.
Raoul Duke: Not yet, I want to study its habits.
 
Another...

"I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me..." Frank Costello, "The Departed"
 
(sarcastically) "Yes, and I'm a suspension bridge made of pizza crusts." - Bernard, from an extra on one of the Black Books DVDs.

Or basically anything Dylan Moran ever uttered on that show.

Also - "I ate a big red candle."
 
Budd: "I don't dodge guilt, and i don't chew out on paying my comeupance. That woman deserves her revenge...

...and we deserve to die.
"


The best by far.
 
Morpheus:"What are you waiting for? You're faster than this. Don't think you are, know you are. Come on! Stop trying to hit me and hit me!"

or as my good ol' friend Yoda would say "Do, or do not. There is no try."
 
From Incident at Loch Ness (paraphrased):

Werner Herzog: This is the most chaotic production I have ever seen.
Zakk Penn [mumbling]: At least we aren't pulling a boat over a hill.

*

Zakk Penn: If you don't film it, I'm going to shoot you! Yeah! How does it feel to be on the other end of the gun?
Werner Herzog: ...no, I never did that, the story is not true, it didn't happen. Also, that gun is not loaded.
 
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore.
 
Brick on Anchorman: "I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!"
 
Hey wait, you aren't our Numbers!
 
What am I trying to say? Your a bunch of ****ing elephants

What are they doing over there? They're filming something? They're filming midgets!
Colin Farrell, In Bruges

Why would I want a caravan with no ****ing wheels?
Brad Pitt, Snatch
 
"Here's Johnny!!"

060608_shining_vmed_1p.widec.jpg
 
Uh, begin, commence, start moving... theoretically you have been racing for about forty seconds now, and so far Mr. Schaffer is winning because he's nearest to the door.

John Cleese, Rat Race

All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the Corps! A day in the Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the Corps!

It's a rescue mission, you'll love it. There's some juicy colonists' daughters we have to rescue from their virginity. Heh!
Apone, Aliens
 
"Vanity. Definitely my favourite sin."

"Stop yer grinnin and drop yer linen"

"Whaddaya mean i'm funny?"

"We're gonna need a bigger boat."

"Is that a man in there... or somethin?"

"There's somethin out there... and it aint no man."

"It's the one that says bad mutha ****a"

"This here's a bottomless pit baby, two and a half miles straight down."

"BOW TO YOUR SENSEI"

"Sometimes McLeod, the sharpest blade is not enough."

"EHHHVREEEWUHHNN"

"She was the only earthly love of my life, yet I never knew, nor ever learned... her name."
 
'The uh, plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room'

'This is what I like to call a target rich environment'

'Wood, you see em?'
'Nah not yet'
'Must be close, im gettin a hard-on'
 
"Gentlemen! No fighting in the war room!"

The correct quote is "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room."


"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her home."
 
"You talk about vengeance. Is vengeance going to bring your son back to you or my boy to me? I forgo the vengeance of my son. But my youngest son had to leave this country because of this Sollozzo business. So now I have to make arrangements to bring him back safely cleared of all these false charges. But I'm a superstitious man. And if some unlucky accident should befall him, if he should be shot in the head by a police officer, or if should hang himself in his jail cell, or if he's struck by a bolt of lightening, then I'm going to blame some of the people in this room and that, I do not forgive. But, that aside, let say that I swear, on the souls of my grandchildren, that I will not be the one to break the peace we have made here today."
 
"You know... I used to know this kid. His old man was a real ****ing piece of shit. Always drunk. Always smacking him and his mom around. This kid... he takes his licks and he waits this old ****ing prick out. And on the morning of his fourteenth birthday, he walks into his old man's room with a baseball bat and he Mark McGwires the ****ing living shit out of him. After that, the old man... he can't even hold a spoon without shaking. He don't remember things too good, either. He's neutralized. Which is a good thing."

and

"When I was growing up in Kishinov, we had no VHS, no DVD back then. I remember. I did a job for this friend of my father. I pickpocketed a key off this apparatchik. The man gave me as a reward this children's projector. It came with three films: Speedy Gonzalez, Tarzan of the Apes, and John Wayne in The Cowboys. I watched that thing a thousand times. I was nine years old. I didn't know how long movies were supposed to be. My version of The Cowboys, it was only ten minutes long. No John Wayne getting shot. Because it was for kids, they left that part out. I didn't know this until I arrive in America and see it on TV for the first time. I hate it. I want my eight millimeter back. Because on that one, the Duke lives. Some things were better in the old place. Not too many. Some things."
 
Not a film not a quote not amusing.
 
"Well, those boys just couldn't stay put..." Cpt. Willard, Apocalypse Now

The way he says it is genius.
 
'You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your ****ing khakis. We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.'

You all know it.

Or maybe

'Do you know what a duvet is?'

'Comfort?'

'Its a blanket, its just a blanket. Now, why do guys like you and me know what a duvet is? Is it essential to our survival in the hunter-gatherer sense of the word? No. What are we, then?'

'Uhh you know..consumers'

'Right. We're by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra.'

'Martha Stewart'

'**** Martha Stewart! Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic; it's all going down, man. So **** off with your sofa units and your Strinne green stripe patterns. I say, never be complete. I say, stop being perfect. I say, let's evolve, and let the chips fall where they may.'
 
"I feel like I've been in a coma for the past twenty years. And I'm just now waking up."
- Kevin Spacey in American Beauty

"It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself."
- same
 
i love Fight Club,best movie ever, but i also love Platoon

sgt. Barnes:
You all take a good look at this lump of shit. Remember what it looks like. You **** up in a firefight... and I goddamn guarantee you a trip out of the bush - in a body bag! Out here, assholes, you keep your shit wired tight at all times! And that goes for you, shit-for-brains. You don't sleep on no ****in' ambush! And the next sum'bitch I catch coppin Z's in the bush, I'm personally gonna take an interest in seein' him suffer. I shit you not. Doc, tag him and bag him!

You talking about killing? Hmm? Y'all experts? Y'all know about killing? I'd like to hear about it, potheads. are you smoking this shit so's to escape from reality? Me, I don't need this shit. I am reality. There's the way it ought to be, and there's the way it is.

sgt. Elias
Then the worm has definitely turned for you, man.

Sergeant:
Alright you cheese-dicks, welcome to the 'Nam!
 
I could quote Serenity/Firefly all day...

Simon: "So finally...a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry."

Mal: "Well, you were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens."

---EDIT---
Yup, I was right. Can't get enough of these quotes.

Wash: "Little River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next?"

Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss-up."

Wash: "I hope she does the soup thing. It's always a hoot, and we don't all die from it."
 
Back
Top