Post Your Picture - the Right Now Edition

depth9000 said:
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I can't even read what it says, but you get the point.
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gtfo,newb


or you are either King Hnry or gh0st.
 
AND THE WINNER: FROM G-E-R-M-A-N-Y is....
Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt (Paderborn, Germany) fed his constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally let it fly, and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of poop!

Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded on him. "The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground, where he struck his head on a rock and lay unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top of him" said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik Dern. "With no one there to help him, he lay under all that dung for at least an hour before a watchman came along, and during that time he suffocated."
 
Meh two months ago :( ... yes. i dont have a tan there. dont hold that against me dammit!


BTW, BVGASM the only person in this forum (apart 4rm myself of course) who has a hot bod?

Unfortunately for you hot stuff; i dont swing that way he he.
 
IMPAULSIBLE, how can you not have a tan when youre in the dryer.
 
Actually its mohawked right down the middle but you cant see it front on.
 
Does anyone notice anything slightly peculiar about this thread???

<_<

>_>
 
It's not just the thread... the whole goddamn forum is peculiar.
 
Shut up. :(

What you don't see is the moustache and beard. Too much for my age. As a matter of fact, I'm gonna go shave mah face now....Been growing it for almost a month. Moar pics tomorrow beech.

You thinks that's cute? WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
 
Seriously, you look cyoot like youre hiding form something awwwwwwww.
 
I think you'd probabaly know if you said it aloud last night.
 
So being sober makes it so I can't understand a word? Hell, I'm saying it now, but it makes no sense! :(
 
sigh

pissed = drunk
pissed while drunk = pished
your shpeech ish a bit shlurred.
 
Que-Ever said:
sigh

pissed = drunk
pissed while drunk = pished
your shpeech ish a bit shlurred.
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Oh, see, I've never called being drunk "pissed"...so that's why I was so confused. At least it makes sense now :p
 
Well, at least you look tasty.

Then again, I'm really hungry.
 
Too little sexy in this thread. Let me help you!

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Badger! We need more sexy! Get over here!
 
Azner, you dont know what sexy is! thank god my dog chewed up the cable for my Camera :p the only person who knows what i look like is Qonfused :O
 
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