Potential for Homersexual situations = infinite

[CptStern]

A resourceful (idle?) group of individuals has come up with, "Massage me," "a wearable massage interface that turns a video game player?s excess energy into a back massage for an innocent bystander."

Using the Massage me device requires two people, one who wears the device to receive the massage and one who manipulates the device to give the massage. Because giving a massage can be a boring and rather tedious task, the interface simultaneously acts a game controller which motivates the masseur by involving him in game play.

Pressure sensors embedded in the wearable interface sense the massage movements which are interpreted and passed on as control signals to play existing games. Otherwise wasted button-pushing energy is transformed into a massage and the addicted game player becomes an inexhaustible masseur.

miliseconds before someone attaches it to their penor: 0.00000002

http://www.actiontrip.com/rei/comments_news.phtml?id=100907_10

 

[Darkside55]

If I'm not mistaken, that guy's playing Tekken. He's playing Nina Williams. What a cheapass. **** her ****ing 10 hit combo.

Oh and yeah, uh, weird product.

 

[CptStern]

If I'm not mistaken, that guy's playing Tekken. He's playing Nina Williams.

nah I'm pretty sure he's playing "hide the salami"

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Strange...

 

[Icarusintel]

So now I can jack it while playing a game of sorts? ULTIMATE WIN!

 

[Darkside55]

If you couldn't before, you need more skill.

 

[TechnoHippyChic]

I could tell this had to have something to do with Japan:

Mika Satomi biography.

 

[mindless_moder]

Homersexual ? you know better than that stern .

 

[Cheomesh]

:| I used to give basic massage to my lady-friends at one point, and having played some fighting games, I can tell you now that the receiver is going to be getting one hell of a rough, random, and painful, massage.

 

[CyberPitz]

Sounds fun to me!